[title]Family quotes[/title] [description]Welcome to our family quotes section! Here you'll find some of the funniest (and wisest) quotes on the subject of family life![/description]
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adhamdodi  +  805747 Sat, 04 Jul 09 11:06 AM
Thanks Soleen, really good and enjoyed it so much!!..


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Soka  suggested by mistyped  +  806342 Sat, 04 Jul 09 08:28 PM
I have some more for you all:


6.. A man went to a party and drank some of the punch. He then left early. Everyone else at the party who drank the punch subsequently died of poisoning.. Why did the man not die?





7. A man died and went to Heaven. There were thousands of other people there. They were all naked and all looked as they did at the age of 21. He looked around to see if there was anyone he recognized. He saw a couple and he knew immediately that they were Adam and Eve. How did he know?





8. A woman had two sons who were born on the same hour of the same day of the same year. But they were not twins. How could this be so?





9. A man walks into a bar and asks the barman for a glass of water. The barman pulls out a gun and points it at the man. The man says 'Thank you' and walks out. This puzzle claims to be the best of the genre. It is simple in its statement, absolutely baffling and yet with a completely satisfying solution. Most people struggle very hard to solve this one yet they like the answer when they hear it or have the satisfaction of figuring it out.





10. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?

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The Lord prefers common-looking people.That is why he makes so many of them.
Christanford  +  806759 Sun, 05 Jul 09 04:33 AM
6. He was the one who put poison in the punch?
7. No belly buttons
8. Triplets
9. He's having hiccups.
10. Lions. They died of starvation.
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mistyped, 145 days ago
well this is not an answer but that was awsome ,those questions are awsome.thanks for sharing theme here
Soka  +  807244 Sun, 05 Jul 09 12:24 PM
Christanford
“6. He was the one who put poison in the punch?
7. No belly buttons
8. Triplets
9. He's having hiccups.
10. Lions. They died of starvation.

Christaford !

6th wrong

7th,8th, 9th , 10th are correct


Could you explain the 8th one  please !


Christanford  +  807273 Sun, 05 Jul 09 12:45 PM
They have yet another brother or sister born at the same time and they are triplets, not twins.
Soka, 145 days ago
Hmm.. Right
adhamdodi  +  812803 Thu, 09 Jul 09 01:24 PM
So what's the answer for No. 6??!!!...


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Christanford  +  812806 Thu, 09 Jul 09 01:39 PM
The poison is in the ice cubes.
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