Oh, so we have a little rapp war do we? Do you mind if I try my hand at it? Here goes
My name is Clive and I'm a funky sort of fellow
I like to hear lyrics that are smooth and very mellow
This writing rapp song business is very new to me
And it's very, very amusing - actually quite lovely!
With a 'homie homie' here, and a 'get down nigga' there
I'm consuming pencils rather quickly, and I really do not care
Mummy dearest informs me it's tea time so I must say 'farewell'
She isn't aware of my latest hobby so I beg of you, do not tell.
I'm afraid my first attempt may be somewhat unpolished - even raw
But please do not hesitate to tell me if you would like me to write some more.
Hh-hmmmm ... 'later, homie-dude chappies