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Where an utterly useless word is submitted on a regular basis– and now we've thrown in a pun and a joke.

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a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
equality is no easy, but superiority is paintuf.
why change the world when we can change ourselves...

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. (No eye deer) What do you call a dead deer with no eyes? Still no idea. What do you call a hippie's wife...

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Read out loud the text inside the triangle below.
More than likely you said, "A bird in the bush," and........ if this IS what YOU said...

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I received an email and I just thought of sharing it with you....
Ciao,
IF
NUDITY ... I was driving with my three young...

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Story 1
A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window, stating the following: "HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must...

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A woman walks into a chemist and asks the young assistant if he has anything to cure hiccups.
Eager to please, he reaches across the counter and slaps...

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PREPOSITIONS
Take all the small words that follow another word:
eg: Following stop:
stop over (or stopover); stop in; stop off; stop out (or...

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There was this fellow who worked for the Post Office whose job it was to
process all the mail that had illegible addresses. One day a letter came
to...

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A sign in the Bank Lobby reads: "Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through teller machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without...

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Our new recruitment process: 1 . Put 400 bricks in a closed room. 2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door. 3. Leave them alone and...

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A cowboy told his grandson that the secret of long life was to sprinkle a little gongpowder on his oatmeal every day.
The yongster did this , and when...

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Check this out: http://www.physlink.com/Fun/McPherson.cfm
Cartoons by John McPherson, I like it!

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If so, don't hesitate: tell us:-) Yesterday I read an article on the subject the British humour and accordingly to the author the Brits have the best...

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Walking in the countryside, I saw a farmer tending his huge flock of sheep.
I said: "I have never seen so many sheep. Are they all yours?"
The farmer...

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ALL - (noun) - A petroleum-based lubricant.
Usage: "I sure hope my brother from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck."
ARE - (noun) - A colorless, odorless...

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If so, don't hesitate: tell us:-) Yesterday I read an article on the subject the British humour and accordingly to the author the Brits have the best...

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My first is in spend,
but not in spent.
My second is in come,
but not in came.
My third is in bring,
but not in brought.
My fourth is...

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I don't understand this quote..
"You can tell whether a man is clever by his answers. You can tell whether a man is wise by his questions."
I don...

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I’ve found some stuff and think u guys may like it… so here they
come…
THE TEN MOST IMPORTANT THINGS
1/ LOVE: The special feeling...

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Heyyy everybody
now I am listening to Lifehouse-You and Me
What about you?
If you want, you can write some part of song lyric.
What day is...

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Three friends die in a car accident and they go to orientation in the heaven . They are all ask "when are u in your casket and friend , family are mouring...

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U say that u love rain...but u open your umbrella when it's rain...and U say that u love wind...but U close your windows when wind blows...and U say that...

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A guy was seated next to a 10-year-old girl on an airplane. Being bored, he turned to the girl and said, "Let's talk. I'...
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