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>CHUCKLES FOR MATURE COUPLES AND OTHERS ..... > >My husband and I divorced over religious differences. > >He thought he was God, and I didn...
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http://www.flurryfury.com - Collect all the snowflakes!
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A very old lady teacher of English ask this question with the class: When I say "I am beautiful", which tense is it? One pupil anwers: It's the past of...
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Computers and air conditioners ============================== Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
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Read the lines below quickly:
A bird in the
the hand is worth two in the
the bush.
Now read it backwards. Did you get all the words...
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What is the literary technique called when a word is adapted to take a new meaning e.g. Wakestock using the fact that wakeboarding is involved and playing...
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The Wolf and the Crane ====================== A WOLF who had a bone stuck in his throat hired a Crane, for a large sum, to put her head into his mouth...
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This is the maid ================ A guy dials his home and a strange woman answers. The guy says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid, " answers the woman...
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Fences ====== A slightly more than middle-aged couple were out for a drive through the countryside. They reached a familiar spot in the road, and the wife...
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What is this quote saying?
"Life loves to be taken by the lapel and be told: "I am with you, kid. Let's go."
what does that mean?
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One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked...
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VA hospital with my son, I overheard a retired Army sergeant asking people which branch of the military they’d served in. Some said Army, a few Navy,...
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The Blonde and the Sheep ======================== Once upon a time, a blonde became so sick of hearing blonde jokes that she had her hair cut and dyed...
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BROWNIES!
Many parents are hard pressed to explain to their youth why some music, movies, books, and magazines are not acceptable material for...
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priesdent U.s.A BUSH only man in the world of people don't speak arabic saying good al-qaeda group terrorism ....
only one !!!
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Lets see how many Hmms we can put together.
Why is it we park on driveways and drive on parkways? Or Why is it called cargo when its on a ship but...
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Where do redheads come from? ============================ After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the obstetrician. "Doctor," the man...
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Audio bank - Short texts © BBC | British Council 2006
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The gorilla joke
A gorilla went into a bar and ordered...
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Hello all:
I am confused with the differences of the following two sayings:
I would like to go to New York tomorrow...
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Bad luck ======== I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't. Patrick Murray
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Bill Gates ========== Q: What's the difference between Bill Gates and God? A: God doesn't think he's Bill Gates.
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Blonde's answers ================ At a party: Humm, this dress of yours will look great on the floor of my bedroom... Would you like to buy one to make...
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"Two holes swirling through in circles then splits into many streams of colors"
I dont understand the quote..can someone explain it to me?
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