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Where an utterly useless word is submitted on a regular basis– and now we've thrown in a pun and a joke.
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I just ran a google search for "bier" and look at the funny result I got: It speaks volumes about the dangers of excessive drinking in quite...
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I was interested to see on the front page of yesterday's Times that, apparently, "Most pay to be frozen". Was cryopreservation more popular...
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Hi, What is the difference between breeding and upbringing?
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Once in the country of Akim,in the hills far back from the coast,there was a man named Younde.He was a simple man who had never been far from...
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* I just killed my best friend...and my worst enemy. What's the difference ? *Friends are like roses...you have to look out for the Pricks ! *I'll...
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☻ Love is blind. Friendship tries not to notice ☻ The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. ☻ Life without a friend is like death without...
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A t ru e friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. L aughter is the shortest distance between...
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W hen the English tongue we speak. W hy is break not rhymed with freak? W ill you tell me why it's true W e say sew but likewise few? A nd the maker...
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Why do performers recite a play, yet play at a recital? When the stars are out they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible. ...
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Which word came first to your mind...it must start with letter B and be part of Oxford English Dictionary Blunt
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L et's face it - English is a crazy language. T here is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. E nglish muffins...
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Dry Lake Crash Landing Fuzzy Logic Living Dead Free Gift Numb Sensation Stand Down Metal Woods (Golfers) Detailed Summary Jumbo Shrimp...
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Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all...
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-On the grounds of a private school:
NO TRESPASSING WITHOUT PERMISSION.
-In a cementery:
PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY BUT...
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Chinese Sardar Sardarji got the 4th child. He fills data in the birth certificate "Mother: Sikh. Father: Sikh. Kid: Chinese." "How come...
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Sardar...the Cleverest! Once Santa kept having the same weird dream everynight, so he went to a doctor. Doctor: What was your dream about? Santa: I was...
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Mysteries of Anatomy Where can a man buy a cap for his knee, Or the key to a lock of his hair? Can his eyes be called an academy Because there are pupils...
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1. There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row. 2. Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend? 3. When the stars are out...
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I want to have a signature line and just thought about this one-' Life is like a grinding stone or sth. else, it polishs some people but ruins others...
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Tips to marrying rich
A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:
Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?
I'm going to be...
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Three persons are discussing about their country’s greatness in medicine.
The first person Russian is telling about his nation achieved, recently...
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1. Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2. Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this...
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A man had to solve the Sphinx riddle to pass into the city; “IN THE MORING IT WALKS ON 4 LEGS AT NOON 2 AND DUSK 3. WHAT IS IT?”
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