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Where an utterly useless word is submitted on a regular basis– and now we've thrown in a pun and a joke.
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A man was drinking in a bar when he noticed this beautiful young lady sitting next to him. ''Hello there,'' says the man, ''and what is your name?'' '...
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I don't know if this has been tried before in this forum, but please do if you haven't already.....
go to google.com and type: failure
Instead of...
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In honor of Valentine's Day...
Top 10 Most Romantic Lines From New English Language Students:
(From www.InnocentEnglish.com)
10. I fell...
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Sale Manager "Mr. James" angrily enter the Office and "Mr Bloody Fool" was an applicant waiting for him
Bloody: Good morning Sir
Mr. James say:...
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In a certain suburban neighborhood, there were two brothers, 8 and 10 years old, who were exceedingly mischievous. Whatever went wrong in the neighborhood...
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Got this from an internet writing newsgroup...
My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned ... couldn't concentrate. ...
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Q: What did Snow White say when the chemist lost her film?
A: Some day my prints will come.
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i think the longest word in the English language is smiles. it has a mile between the first and last letter!
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The Washington Post's Style Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one...
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dear all,
I've ever asked me what does it mean the expression "monkey business" (just like in an old queen's song)..
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If you would like to improve your vocabulary, www.dictionary.com offer a word of the day, sent to you by email.
It's free and it's really interesting...
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Apologies if this link has been posted before.
As we are now in October i thought it was near enough to Halloween to post.
Make sure your speakers...
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Many, many years ago when I was twenty three, I got married to a widow who was pretty as could be, This widow had a daughter Who had hair...
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A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm. The interviewer looks over his papers and says, "This...
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Hi
Can anybody say the correct difference between SOUL and SPIRIT.
Robin
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Hi all, I was just browsing a few sites and came accross this.
I have never jumped out of my skin so much in my life. The site below is an everyday...
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George W. Bush meets with the Queen of England. He asks her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you...
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While doing an exercise on prepositions, I came across the following sentence:
She had problems ___ reading the instructions
I filled 'with' in,...
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A big city lawyer went duck hunting in South Louisiana. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As...
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Tragically, three friends die in a car crash, and they find themselves at the gates of heaven. Before entering, they are each asked a question by St. Peter...
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At least 5 people in this world, love you so much they would die for you. · At least 15 people in this world love you, in some way. · The only reason...
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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.
"The other guy whips out his...
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A college class was told they had to write a short story in as few words as possible. The short story had to contain the following three things:
(1...
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