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Where an utterly useless word is submitted on a regular basis– and now we've thrown in a pun and a joke.
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1975: Long hair
2005: Longing for hair
1975: Acid rock
2005: Acid reflux
1975: Moving to the Gold Coast because it's cool
2005: Moving to...
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A successful young executive had several hours between flights so he roamed the airport to pass time. He noticed a dapper elderly man seated in one...
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A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the
food shortage...
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Did you hear about the three Irishmen that walked into the bar?
You would think that one of them would have seen it! (b)
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Dear Friends:
I encountered this quotation.
"There are three kinds of economists. Those that can add, and those that
can't."
By Hamish McRae
I...
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hi
These are the different ways to express your LOVE:
DIFFERENT WAYS TO EXPRESS UR LOVE.....
1> English - I love you
2> Afrikaans - Ek het jou lief...
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Wife: I wish I was a newspaper, so I'd be in ur hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that u were a newspaper, so I cud have a new one everyday.
Sincere...
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A man on a bicycle, carrying two sacks on his shoulders, was stopped by a guard while crossing the USA-Mexico border.
"What's in the bags?" asked the...
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Jack, a smart businessman, talks to his son:
Jack: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son : "I will choose my own bride".
Jack:...
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"Beware of computer programmers that carry screwdrivers."
"Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable."
Cher
"Whatever women...
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I shot an elephant in my pyjamas!!
How could we show what we mean with the slightest change in the sentence?
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Q: Why are Egyptian's Children always confused??
A: Because after death, their daddy becomes the mummy.
Q: Why is the Police nicknamed "The heart...
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there are some word that can be read from both sides ....some have the same meaning others not ... like : madam, bib,pop .............
and : animel the...
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holophrastic (adjective)
and to make up for yesterday.... how about.....
scuttlebutt
By the way. does anybody know what the longest word in...
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The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term exam paper:
"Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat), or endothermic...
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I read this in an article about the festival in Rio:
To say that the women are underdressed would be an overstatement.
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What did the fish say when he swam into the concrete wall?
Dam!!
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a girl is arguing w/ someone " my brother can beat u up"
someone says "my dog can eat u up" (&)
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I make it 3.24pm, not 9 o'clock...
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You lot probably think I'm a stuffed up old man for saying this, but since you're the only group of people in the entire universe who may give a damn,...
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Does the word 'wirelessly' mean anything?
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"Two trucks loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus collided as they left a New York publishing house last Thursday, according to the Associated...
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One guy happens to be smartest among all other guys, once wanted to transfer some files form one PC to another PC.
Following were the steps followed...
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Did you hear about the skeleton who walked into a bar and said, "Gimme a beer and a mop...."
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Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road?
He had no guts!
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