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Where an utterly useless word is submitted on a regular basis– and now we've thrown in a pun and a joke.
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Hello:].
I decided to translate a few jokes for you and ease Deepblue & Anita :].
From time to time a bear walks around the wood with bunny. On one...
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Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses were running late, and a lot of time passed. Finally, one woman turned to the other...
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Two cannibals sat beside a large fire, after eating the best meal they'd had in ages.
"Your wife sure makes a great roast," said the first cannibal...
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Define Because and dont use the dictionary!
that pretty hard...i bet that would even make albert einstein think...lol
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Plz try to think of more than one situation for each of these....
1. "That Hurt!!!"
2. "No, not there. In here."
3. "It wont go in."
4. "Wow thats...
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Santa was in his apartment wearing only the slips. Jeeto said, "Dress up, guests must be coming every moment."
"Let them see me this way, so they know...
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A pregnant woman is about to give birth. The doctor has her on the
delivery table, legs up in the stirrups. Suddenly, he sees the top
of a head push...
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This young man walks into a drug store to purchase his first condom.
He goes up to the clerk, who happens to be a horny old woman, and asks rather shyly...
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so i was taking some random online IQ test, and i came across this question:
"Name a word with all of the vowels in it."
i thought i could come...
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This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious to know how quickly you can find out
what is so unusual about it. It looks so plain you would think nothing...
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act naturally
advanced basic
almost exactly
alone together
authentically reproduced
butt head
canned fresh
center around
clearly misunderstood...
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How should I write "go to the beach" or "go on the beach" ?
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I have found in my dictionary two ways on how to write that something took place on July:
"In late July 1914, he and Violet spent a few days with friends...
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I had lecture few weeks ago about Macbeth, during which our Tutor presented us this link
http://www.iloveshakespeare.com/macduff.html
enjoy it
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Do YOU know a funny short story???
Here's one:
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Three deaf ladies were travelling...
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OK, there's a bet going on in my grade 12 college prepatory English class that there is in fact a word that contains every single letter of the alphabet...
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I need some advice on what could be a life changing decision.
I've suspected for some time now that my girlfriend has been having an affair. The usual...
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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are running down the street away from the police as they had just robbed a bank.
They look for somewhere...
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Paddy's wife is ready to give birth. He rushes her to the hospital and is greeted by the midwife. She asks Paddy,"Is your wife dilated?"
"Bejesus woman...
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If 'variety is the spice of life', why do people keep saying that?
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Shindig - the dent you leave when you walk into a piece of furniture
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Dear friends tell me about OnlineEnglishTest Website
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"Difficult Husband
Mrs. Jones was still cleaning the house when her husband came back from work. She was wearing dirty, old clothes and no stockings...
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"Difficult Husband
Mrs. Jones was still cleaning the house when her husband came back from work. She was wearing dirty, old clothes and no stockings...
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The Mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from All the private businesses that they were 'protecting'. Feeling the heat from the police...
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