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"Andrew Lloyd Webber's new musicial brought the house down" - this means that the musicial was success or not?
"The TV pictures really brought home to...
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Have you heard about this?
http://apnews.excite.com/article/20040923/D859FSN00.html
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Once upon a time, a polishman applied to a Medical School
- needless to say he never made it - you know why ?
These are the answers he gave:
Antibody...
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Hello. I am conducting a project and I am trying to advertise on website. How can I use an English word to describe the activity of marketing, instead...
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A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. "What a peaceful & loving couple...
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away
A garlic a day keeps everyone away
one of my freind a nurse says:
An apple a day keeps the doctor away
if...
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What do these two letters "DC" mean. I heard something about "District of Columbia" but can somebody help me to solve that problem?
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1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
2. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference...
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Oxymorons
Found missing
Resident alien
Airline food
Same difference
Government organization
Sanitary landfill
Alone together
Business ethics...
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Four Parables
Parable Number 1:
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all
day. A small rabbit saw the
crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit...
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The following are actual essay answers from school (USA) history quizzes.
The spellings have been left as they were:
1. Beethoven wrote music even...
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i have a quesiton! Is there any words out there that start with a Silent consonant (ex: pseudo) and have a vowel as a second letter?
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1. Don't imagine you can change a man unless he's in diapers.
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door.
3. If they put...
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Is'nt it strange that the same set of words can convey different meanings. Here is a very funny joke:
A panda went to a restaurant for a meal. After...
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> SMS Message #1
>
> Good looks catch the eyes,
> but Good Personality catches the heart.
> You are blessed with both!
> FLATTERED???
> Don't Be...
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>We have all learned to live with "voice mail" as a necessary part of
>modern life. But have you wondered, what if God decided to install
>voice mail...
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Would you like to type out the handwriting (just a few words) for me?
The handwriting is here:
http://www.boreme.com/bm/MAY04/a/i_chemistry_exam...
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In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes.
When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer
to...
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What is the meaning of word 'NAZAGIYA' ?
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You must have all heard of ABCDs, ABCDEFs and ABCDEFGs, but have you heard an expansion covering the complete alphabet?
Ok, here s the lighter side...
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One of Microsoft's finest techs was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he was given some instruction, a rifle and bullets. He fired several...
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A little boy returning home from his first day at school said to his mother, "Mum, what's s**?"
His mother, who believed in all the most modern educational...
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An Italian, French and Indian went to England in interview and they want to do a sentence with three main words yellow, green and pink.
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