[title]Family quotes[/title] [description]Welcome to our family quotes section! Here you'll find some of the funniest (and wisest) quotes on the subject of family life![/description]
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Where an utterly useless word is submitted on a regular basis– and now we've thrown in a pun and a joke.
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does anyone know where the term "bangs" for hair came from????????????
 
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No sentence ends with because, because, becuase is a preposition !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Incorrect english...But still funny
 
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Well this summer has been a bore... until one day I took my neighbor's copy of the newspaper, I don't subscribe, it's the crappiest newspaper in the world...
By Sircnay by Sircnay 5 yr 148 days ago
 
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Please tell, what we call to the person who is neigther a man nor women. Thanks SHIVRAJ SINGH
By shivraj singh by shivraj singh 5 yr 160 days ago
 
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NEWSFLASH !! After digging to a depth of 100m last year, English scientists found traces of copper wiring dating back 1000 years, and came to the conclusion...
By StevanHogg by StevanHogg 5 yr 170 days ago
 
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I've read 'garden leave' on my contract for my new employment. But i donno what garden leave means.. plz, somebody help me out..
By doumiar by doumiar 5 yr 171 days ago
 
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THE KNOB A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift The surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The Knob," where a...
 
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Hi, This is just for fun guys, not to heart any one. This can be enjoyed buy every one who has little knoledge of both the computers and Ramayana ...
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Blondes Go Fishing! Two blondes decided to go on a fishing trip to Alaska. They were enjoying their trip, sitting by the side of the river fishing. Suddenly...
 
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Every day you become more beutifull than before The Peaple watch you and think about you I can't describe how much you are beutifull Your hair is...
 
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Types Of Women: HARD-DISK: She remembers everything, FOREVER. RAM Woman: She forgets about you, the moment you turn her...
 
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bling bling expensive objects such as jewellery that are worn in a way that is very easy to notice. dweeb: someone who is weak, slightly strange...
By Gameover by Gameover 5 yr 181 days ago
 
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BOY: May I hold your hand?? GIRL: No thanks, it isn't heavy. __________ GIRL: Who was that girl I saw you kissing last night?? BOY: What...
 
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1. A chemist walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, "Do you have any acetylsalicylic acid?" "You mean aspirin?" asked the pharmacist. "That...
By Sharona by Sharona 5 yr 181 days ago
 
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Can anyone tell me the difference between whole and entire? He ate the entire cake. He ate the whole cake. Is there a shade of difference? Or...
By brianchow by brianchow 5 yr 191 days ago
 
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Once There Was A Small Baby Monkey Stranded On A Small Island. > >There Was Nothing On This Island Except Dry Grass And A Single Coconut >Tree >...
By Sayed Ali by Sayed Ali 5 yr 199 days ago
 
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A young couple got married, and in their family, it was tradition that the best man dance with the bride for the first song. Well, this happened...but...
By Red Rose by Red Rose 5 yr 202 days ago
 
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"ATTITUDE AND NOT APTITUDE DETERMINES ALTITUDE"- ANONYMOUS
By MuthuBalaji by MuthuBalaji 5 yr 204 days ago
 
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Routinely, a couple of flies went to a toilet for supper. During the meal, the fly wife stopped eating and glanced over at her husband, "Honey...?...
By Red Rose by Red Rose 5 yr 204 days ago
 
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1st PERSON: Did you hear about the guy who was caught by his parents while giving his girlfriend a kiss? 2nd PERSON: No. What happened? 1st PERSON...
 
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Can you think of a word that reads backwards or forwards reads the same?
By maj by maj 5 yr 226 days ago
 
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Weird History Next time you're washing your hands and the water temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to be. Here are...
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By semie by semie 5 yr 238 days ago
 
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Long before in a certain article I found a sentence which is claimed to contain all the sounds (not letters) of the English language. But I can hardly...
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To my knowledge, we have such expressions as "damn good", "terribly good", "awfully excellent". Their features are to modify a good word by using a...
By lngzlz by lngzlz 5 yr 239 days ago
 
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