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What women say and what they MEAN
FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need...
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> *Britain is Repossessing the U.S.A.!* > > A Message from John Cleese (British comedian) > > > To: The citizens of the United States...
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Is there a term to describe a situation that someone benefits from making mistakes? For example a malpractice doctor gets more patients, an incompetent...
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How to Tell if a Fly is Male or Female. A woman walked into the kitchen to find her Husband stalking around with a fly swatter "What are you doing...
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The Original Version If you love somebody, Set her free... If she comes back, she's yours, If she doesn't, she never was.. Pessimist If you love...
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Jack is having a drink at a bar when he notices a drunk guy passed out at a table nearby. The bartender tells him the drunk is Mr Murphy and asks the man...
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Cheatin' Johnny In class one day, Mr. Johnson pulled Johnny over to his desk after a test, and said, Johnny I have a feeling that you have been cheating...
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Farmer Joe decided his injuries from an accident were serious enough to sue the truck driver who hit him. In court the trucking company's fancy lawyer...
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hi,
are there any other english words that ends with SHION apart from cuSHION and faSHION.
reply me please
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Just considering a few of the curiosities of the language:
Why is 'Abbreviation' such a long word?
Why is 'Pheonetically' not spelt pheonetically?...
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Dear friends.. What's the real meaning "Cabbie"..?
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The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU, rather than German, which was the other...
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Hi EF guys, Could someone please explain me, what is so funny on this story? This story tells old man to his daughter. (old man) So he tells his passengers...
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Hello . I try to translate one joke from my work Conversation with the client: - Please, help - tax officer want penalty to us! - What happened? - We don...
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Doesn't it happen to you? You see an English word for the very first time and it seems to you its meaning is something that later you find completely...
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I read this in a joke book today and roffled like mad...I don't hate Iranians or anything, haven't even met one in my life. Please, its just a...
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it is a questionnaire about jokes.
thanks very much!
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does it mean " go for the thing you always want " or does it mean " even you want something so much, you still need to choose a good one...
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Hi my EF friends, This time I need you to explain me this joke..:-)..Situation: Man is standing in the front of the restaurant audience and he is telling...
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Nick is working in his store when he hears a booming voice from above: "Nick, sell your business." He ignores it. It goes on for days. "Nick...
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Lately, i've been laughing at quite alot of Blond jokes and here is one that i'll never get bored of...
'What did the Blond say when she opened a...
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A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow copper. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON...
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