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Here's a short joke I heard at school this past week:
"What did the fish say when he swam into a concrete wall?"
"Dam(n)!"
I thought this was...
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For all beer lovers........
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This duck walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, "Do you have any grapes?"
The bartender says, "No, we only sell beer here." The duck leaves...
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It's said by Monica in friends. See: http://www.nitpickers.com/tv/nitpick.cgi?np=6745
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Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs. cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig...
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A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?" She said, "I'd love to be ten again." On the morning of her birthday, he got her up...
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Im not sure if this is in the right place, but I need to find a video online that uses satire. Hopefully looking for it to be funny.
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Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... Don't waste...
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http://www.freeworldgroup.com/games6/gameindex/puzzle-freak.htm
I don't think this game measures your exact IQ, but play this just for fun.
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What do you get when you cross a galaxy with a toad ? star warts . Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of trousers ? In case he got a hole in one ....
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On a British street a policeman stops a car .In the car there is a visitor from another country . Policeman : ( holding up his hand )stop ?. Visitor...
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I do not understand this joke, please help me http://www.manythings.org/jokes/9965.html
A: "Excuse me. Do you know the way to the zoo?"
B: "No...
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A friend of my sent it to me. This logic test is given to children when applying for kindergarten (I guess in Russia). Guys, I have to be honest, I failed...
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Hello!Everyone,I share this funny joke ~ ~
A and B want to take a airplane ...
A: Which do you prefer, a window seat or an aisle seat? B...
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Hu(胡),He(何),She(佘) are all common Chinese (family) names.
One day I and my friends, Hu a man, She a boy, and He a girl visit a English family.
I...
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Number One Idiot of 2003
I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control centre. Today, this woman called in...
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Rock candy?
rock sugar?
crystal sugar?
sugar candy? Are they exactly the same meaning? Which one do native speaker prefer?
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"Entry to the country should be strictly restricted."
Please add something to this phrase.
Note that you need to use '-tri' or '-try' in order to...
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Which one is correct to say :“The yolk of the egg are white ” or “The yolk of the egg is white ”??? what do you think guys....??
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What did the redneck do with his his first fifty-cent piece? He married her
Is it funny?
I cant understand~ plz make me understand!!
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The maker does not want it ; the buyer does not use it ;and the user does not see it .What it is ???
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Stan was tired from fishing all morning , so he went in for a nap .His wife ,Joyce ,took the boat out onto the lake and sat in it reading a book .After...
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If you cannot decipher anything, then try pulling the corner of your eyes. See what will happen...
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____ more powerful than God, ____ evil than the evil. Poor has _____. Rich needs ____. if you eat ____. you will die..!! no reply no I.Q.. hehehe
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http://media.putfile.com/Sinking
BTW, can we embed YouTube videos here?
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