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Steven J. Weller    941522 Mon, 05 Oct 09 12:10 AM

So, there's a thing on the teevee about Palin's book Going Rouge. Around 400 pages, all of it in her own words, everybody's amazed that she's managed to finish something, etc, etc. Apparently she'd moved her whole family, after her resignation, to San Diego, so she could write, non-stop and without distractions, which is why the book was finished so quickly.
The tag, at the end of the story? She moved them all to San Diego, to the home of her GHOSTWRITER.
Does NO ONE in the media understand, exactly, what, y'know, > is? Give me a ghostwriter and I could crank out 400 pages in a few weeks, too. Hell, give me Neal Marshall Stevens as my ghostwriter and I could prolly do it in a couple of DAYS.

Life Continues, Despite
Evidence to the Contrary
Steven
Alan Brooks    941525 Mon, 05 Oct 09 03:42 AM

"So, there's a thing on the teevee about Palin's book Going Rouge. Around 400 pages, all of it in her ... Hell, give me Neal Marshall Stevens as my ghostwriter and I could prolly do it in a couple of DAYS."

"No one in this world, so far as I know has ever lost money by underestimating the intelligence of the great masses of the plain people" HL Menken
"Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped." Friedrich von Schiller
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe. Albert Einstein
Alan Brooks

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nmstevens    941534 Mon, 05 Oct 09 04:38 AM

"So, there's a thing on the teevee about Palin's book Going Rouge. Around 400 pages, all of it in her own words, everybody's amazed that she's managed to finish something, etc, etc.  Apparently she'd moved her whole family, after her resignation, to San Diego, so she could write, non-stop and without distractions, which is why the book was finished so quickly. The tag, at the end of the story?  She moved them all to San Diego, to the home of her GHOSTWRITER. Does NO ONE in the media understand, exactly, what, y'know, > is?  Give me a ghostwriter and I could crank out 400 pages in a few weeks, too.  Hell, give me Neal Marshall Stevens as my ghostwriter and I could prolly do it in a couple of DAYS."

Steven Jehosphat Weller was the fifth of six children, born of Mary and Ladislav Weller in the small Magnesium Mining town of Extremely Limited, Utah.
""Steven, magnesium is in our blood' my father used to say to me, " said Steven. "Of course I thought he was speaking metaphorically until the blood tests came back."
Later you rescue your younger sister Lubyanka from the mud flats, but afterward she'll always talk with a lisp.
NMS
Steven J. Weller    941535 Mon, 05 Oct 09 05:19 AM

"Hell, give me Neal Marshall Stevens as my ghostwriter and I could prolly do it in a couple of DAYS."

"Steven Jehosphat Weller was the fifth of six children, born of Mary and Ladislav Weller in the small Magnesium Mining ... back." Later you rescue your younger sister Lubyanka from the mud flats, but afterward she'll always talk with a lisp."

...I have some notes for you, for the next draft.

...does it HAVE
to be magnesium?
Steven
Mysti Anne    941568 Mon, 05 Oct 09 04:57 PM

"So, there's a thing on the teevee about Palin's book Going Rouge. Around 400 pages, all of it in her ... and I could prolly do it in a couple of DAYS. Life Continues, Despite Evidence to the Contrary Steven"

Going Rogue. Going Rouge is probably more accurate and definitely funnier.

She *has* to have a ghostwriter. They know how to construction grammatically correct and complete sentences. Most of them.

Mysti
Martin B    941594 Mon, 05 Oct 09 06:23 PM

"Steven J. Weller"
"So, there's a thing on the teevee about Palin's book Going Rouge."

And, after her stint as President, she can sit in the glowing embers of Washington and dictate the follow-up: "Staying Rogue."

Martin B
MC    941609 Mon, 05 Oct 09 07:50 PM

"They know how to construction grammatically correct and complete sentences."

But not all!... "construction" ? !!

"If you can, tell me something happy."
- Marybones
MC
Paulo Joe Jingy    941626 Mon, 05 Oct 09 08:47 PM

""Steven J. Weller""

"So, there's a thing on the teevee about Palin's book Going Rouge."

"And, after her stint as President, she can sit in the glowing embers of Washington and dictate the follow-up: "Staying Rogue.""

Unfortunately that won't be far from the truth if President Obama continues to support Senator Max "Insurance-Company-" Baucus' "health reform" bill.
The day Senator Baucus introduced it, the stock shot up for all seven major insurance companies in the United States.
No reform, no control, no competition and everyone gets forced to buy health insurance. The insurance companies will be celebrating President Obama as the new Moses, for taking them to the promised land.

And their thought on forced theft of private citizens to pay private insurance corporations? "Manna from heaven, baby, manna from heaven!"

Paulo Joe Jingy
"I just couldn't live in a world without me."
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