Stan was tired from fishing all morning , so he went in for a nap .His wife ,Joyce ,took the boat out onto the lake and sat in it reading a book .After about half an hour , the sheriff pulled alongside in his motor-boat ‘“Maam ”he said ,“I am sorry but you are in a restricted fishing area ”.“ But I am not fishing ”, Joyce objected .“I am just reading my book ”.“ Maybe ,but you have all the equipment ”.said the sheriff .“I am going to have to write you a ticket ”.“ Fine ”, said Joyce “ but I will be charging you with sexual assault” . “ What ? ”snapped the outraged sheriff “ I have not even touch you ! ” “True ”,Joyce replied , “ but you do have all the equipment ”.