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Latest post Mon, May 12 2003 3:47 PM by Pia. 2 replies.
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Pia  +  296 Mon, 12 May 03 03:47 PM
Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and says, "I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger.
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Pia  +  297 Mon, 12 May 03 03:53 PM
ahhh sorry sorry sorry but had to put this one in too ...

Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? He wanted to transcend dental medication.
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hitchhiker  +  355 Fri, 16 May 03 07:11 PM
hehehehe, what part of brain stores this stuff Pia!Smile [:)] lol
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