"Next time offer her some pie -"
Skip lives a very rich (actually pathetic) fantasy life. Stay tuned, pretty soon it'll be a whole gang who tried to lynch him, but he was saved by SEAL buddies who just happened to be home from secretly "neutralizing" terrorists all over the world.
You know, Skip's SEAL buddies know where Iraq's WMD are hidden. They just never bothered to tell president.
RonB
"There's a story there...somewhere"