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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" href="http://www.englishforums.com/utility/FeedStylesheets/rss.xsl" media="screen"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"><channel><title>Poetry</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/Poetry/Forum13.htm</link><description>Poets.. come one, come all.</description><dc:language>en</dc:language><generator>XMOD (Build: 3598.39794)</generator><item><title>Re: Funny Poem</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyPoemWriteFunnyPoem/7/hglp/Post.htm#320899</link><pubDate>Sun, 08 Feb 2009 18:31:45 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:320899</guid><dc:creator>Love Lass</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyPoemWriteFunnyPoem/7/hglp/Post.htm#320899</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments13-320899.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>Thanks soo much for the poem... Simply loved it!</description></item><item><title>Re: Funny Poem</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyPoemWriteFunnyPoem/7/hglp/Post.htm#319670</link><pubDate>Sun, 08 Mar 2009 18:31:45 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:319670</guid><dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator><slash:comments>1</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyPoemWriteFunnyPoem/7/hglp/Post.htm#319670</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments13-319670.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>Ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
 great!!!!!!!!!!! Ewinetim funny</description></item><item><title>Re: Funny Poem/ FAR FROM IT/ IS RACISM FUNNY I DON'T THINK SO</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyPoemWriteFunnyPoem/6/hglp/Post.htm#296514</link><pubDate>Sun, 08 Mar 2009 18:31:45 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:296514</guid><dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator><slash:comments>2</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyPoemWriteFunnyPoem/6/hglp/Post.htm#296514</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments13-296514.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>hey nice poem</description></item><item><title>Re: Funny Poem</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyPoemWriteFunnyPoem/6/hglp/Post.htm#293129</link><pubDate>Sun, 08 Feb 2009 18:31:45 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:293129</guid><dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator><slash:comments>3</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyPoemWriteFunnyPoem/6/hglp/Post.htm#293129</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments13-293129.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>that was not funny not it was okay if you know what i mean</description></item><item><title>Re: Funny Poem</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyPoemWriteFunnyPoem/6/hglp/Post.htm#288002</link><pubDate>Sun, 08 Mar 2009 18:31:45 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:288002</guid><dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator><slash:comments>4</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyPoemWriteFunnyPoem/6/hglp/Post.htm#288002</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments13-288002.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>hi  
 I love it, it great everyone likes it hard out</description></item><item><title>Re: Funny Poem</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyPoemWriteFunnyPoem/6/hglp/Post.htm#288000</link><pubDate>Sun, 08 Mar 2009 18:31:45 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:288000</guid><dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator><slash:comments>5</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyPoemWriteFunnyPoem/6/hglp/Post.htm#288000</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments13-288000.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>It not that funny but it alright i mean it good just good</description></item><item><title>Re: Funny Poem/ FAR FROM IT/ IS RACISM FUNNY I DON'T THINK SO...reza</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyPoemWriteFunnyPoem/6/hglp/Post.htm#283430</link><pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2009 17:31:45 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:283430</guid><dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator><slash:comments>6</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyPoemWriteFunnyPoem/6/hglp/Post.htm#283430</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments13-283430.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>When the English tongue we speak. Why is break not rhymed with freak? Will you tell me why it's true We say sew but likewise few? And the maker of the verse, Cannot rhyme his horse with worse? Beard is not the same as heard Cord is different from word. Cow is cow but low is low Shoe is never rhymed with foe. Think of hose, dose,and lose And think of goose and yet with choose Think of comb, tomb and bomb, Doll and roll or home and some. Since pay is rhymed with say Why not paid with said I pray? Think of blood, food and good. Mould is not pronounced like could. Wherefore done, but gone and lone - Is there any reason known? To sum up all, it seems to me Sound and letters don't agree.</description></item><item><title>Re: Funny Poem</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyPoemWriteFunnyPoem/6/hglp/Post.htm#279344</link><pubDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2009 17:31:45 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:279344</guid><dc:creator>Aleen</dc:creator><slash:comments>7</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyPoemWriteFunnyPoem/6/hglp/Post.htm#279344</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments13-279344.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>cool one santa</description></item><item><title>Re: Funny Poem</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyPoemWriteFunnyPoem/6/hglp/Post.htm#277573</link><pubDate>Sun, 08 Mar 2009 18:31:45 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:277573</guid><dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator><slash:comments>8</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyPoemWriteFunnyPoem/6/hglp/Post.htm#277573</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments13-277573.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>it was amazazing and couldnt of done better myself!!!!!!!!!!!</description></item><item><title>Re: Funny Poem</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyPoemWriteFunnyPoem/6/hglp/Post.htm#275917</link><pubDate>Sun, 08 Mar 2009 18:31:45 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:275917</guid><dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator><slash:comments>9</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyPoemWriteFunnyPoem/6/hglp/Post.htm#275917</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments13-275917.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>Man that was great great stuff u really showed those white folk where to get off. 
 From Africa</description></item><item><title>Re: Funny Poem</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyPoemWriteFunnyPoem/6/hglp/Post.htm#273873</link><pubDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2009 17:31:45 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:273873</guid><dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator><slash:comments>10</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyPoemWriteFunnyPoem/6/hglp/Post.htm#273873</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments13-273873.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>this is *** funny man you should send more.</description></item><item><title>Re: Funny Poem</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyPoemWriteFunnyPoem/5/hglp/Post.htm#230369</link><pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2009 17:31:45 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:230369</guid><dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator><slash:comments>11</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyPoemWriteFunnyPoem/5/hglp/Post.htm#230369</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments13-230369.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>This is so tru me bein black and all 2 me i understan wat da poem sayin. dis'll make white ppl think twice b4 calling sum 1 colored.</description></item><item><title>Re: Funny Poem</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyPoemWriteFunnyPoem/5/hglp/Post.htm#222721</link><pubDate>Sun, 08 Feb 2009 18:31:45 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:222721</guid><dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator><slash:comments>12</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyPoemWriteFunnyPoem/5/hglp/Post.htm#222721</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments13-222721.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>This was written in French by the Senegalese poet, Leopold Senghor, and not by some kid in Texas!!!</description></item><item><title>Re: Funny Poem</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyPoemWriteFunnyPoem/5/hglp/Post.htm#208248</link><pubDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2009 17:31:45 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:208248</guid><dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator><slash:comments>13</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyPoemWriteFunnyPoem/5/hglp/Post.htm#208248</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments13-208248.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>ther was a man from mars how so many choclate bars he become fat so he lade on the floating mat.</description></item><item><title>Re: Funny Poem</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyPoemWriteFunnyPoem/5/hglp/Post.htm#207169</link><pubDate>Sun, 08 Mar 2009 18:31:45 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:207169</guid><dc:creator>Oggimator</dc:creator><slash:comments>14</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyPoemWriteFunnyPoem/5/hglp/Post.htm#207169</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments13-207169.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>There was a song with this text, made by a black guy named Tongue Forrest. 
Its title: "And you've got the F... nerve to call me coloured". 
It's from 1996 and the style is house. 
 
There even was a music video, in which he put little white cones into
the situations mentioned above (cold, sun, sick and so on) and they
change colours. 
The cones have 2 black eyes, so they look like those guys from the ku-klux-klan.</description></item><item><title>Re: Funny Poem</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyPoemWriteFunnyPoem/5/hglp/Post.htm#206857</link><pubDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2009 17:31:45 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:206857</guid><dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator><slash:comments>15</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyPoemWriteFunnyPoem/5/hglp/Post.htm#206857</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments13-206857.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>I really like this poem because people be calling us coloered so this poem really imspired me and pink is my favorite color and I am not pink at all</description></item><item><title>Re: Funny Poem/ FAR FROM IT/ IS RACISM FUNNY I DON'T THINK SO</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyPoemWriteFunnyPoem/5/hglp/Post.htm#206097</link><pubDate>Sun, 08 Feb 2009 18:31:45 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:206097</guid><dc:creator>Jhumjhum</dc:creator><slash:comments>16</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyPoemWriteFunnyPoem/5/hglp/Post.htm#206097</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments13-206097.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>I don't think this poem is a funny one ;it carries satire in it</description></item><item><title>Re: Funny Poem</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyPoemWriteFunnyPoem/5/hglp/Post.htm#198572</link><pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2009 18:31:45 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:198572</guid><dc:creator>Injuredpalestine</dc:creator><slash:comments>17</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyPoemWriteFunnyPoem/5/hglp/Post.htm#198572</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments13-198572.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>Hi there, 
 Its sooooooooooooo funnnnnnnnny. But I think COLORED comes here as hypocrite people don't you think so? So black people are more faithful. l.o.l</description></item><item><title>Re: hella hunny</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyPoemWriteFunnyPoem/5/hglp/Post.htm#196212</link><pubDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2009 17:31:45 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:196212</guid><dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator><slash:comments>18</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyPoemWriteFunnyPoem/5/hglp/Post.htm#196212</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments13-196212.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>that hella funny man,thats so so so funny i cant stop laughing at you hella funny poem.........lol.......if im gray i die .....is that true?.....hella funny mannnn........get another funny poem so that i can laugh not cry....when it is red i turn to a beautiful rose but when is blac i turn to a hella monster...do you believe that? ha ha ha.......lol.</description></item><item><title>Re: Funny Poem/ FAR FROM IT/ IS RACISM FUNNY I DON'T THINK SO</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyPoemWriteFunnyPoem/5/hglp/Post.htm#193597</link><pubDate>Sun, 08 Mar 2009 18:31:45 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:193597</guid><dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator><slash:comments>19</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyPoemWriteFunnyPoem/5/hglp/Post.htm#193597</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments13-193597.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>The reader would have to be pretty thick if they thought this poem was written in humour. I think it is a wonderful example of the cruelty and immaturity that stems from racism. Go back and get an education those who found it funny.</description></item><item><title>Re: Funny Poem</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyPoemWriteFunnyPoem/4/hglp/Post.htm#189732</link><pubDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2009 17:31:45 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:189732</guid><dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator><slash:comments>20</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyPoemWriteFunnyPoem/4/hglp/Post.htm#189732</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments13-189732.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>that was funny as hall. The best was and when you die, you gray</description></item><item><title>Re: Funny Poem</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyPoemWriteFunnyPoem/4/hglp/Post.htm#186545</link><pubDate>Sun, 08 Mar 2009 18:31:45 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:186545</guid><dc:creator>Tallulah Tam</dc:creator><slash:comments>21</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyPoemWriteFunnyPoem/4/hglp/Post.htm#186545</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments13-186545.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>Anonymous, I actually think your poem is very good. Whether intentional or not it has a certain jeu d'esprit about the way it is written. Not sure about the word "studder" though.</description></item><item><title>Re: Funny Poem</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyPoemWriteFunnyPoem/4/hglp/Post.htm#186076</link><pubDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2009 17:31:45 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:186076</guid><dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator><slash:comments>22</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyPoemWriteFunnyPoem/4/hglp/Post.htm#186076</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments13-186076.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>heres a poem I wrote my disappearing act from nobody to the greatest 
  when I first saw you replied studder to my voice breaking my neck to talk to you but you never look I even told you my name now that I'm popular I've got you hook to plan my revenge I shall leave you in tears that night you told me to get lost I remember that boss but I'm not like tha no I'm not i'm different Ineed no plot because you will get whats coming .                

                      what do you think</description></item><item><title>Re: Funny Poem</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyPoemWriteFunnyPoem/4/hglp/Post.htm#186035</link><pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2009 17:31:45 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:186035</guid><dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator><slash:comments>23</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyPoemWriteFunnyPoem/4/hglp/Post.htm#186035</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments13-186035.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>Its alright, but it is funny but kinda mean to some people who take defened. Its all good. The poem is pretty cool!</description></item><item><title>Re: Funny Poem</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyPoemWriteFunnyPoem/4/hglp/Post.htm#184786</link><pubDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2009 17:31:45 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:184786</guid><dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator><slash:comments>24</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyPoemWriteFunnyPoem/4/hglp/Post.htm#184786</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments13-184786.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>this is kol</description></item><item><title>Re: Funny Poem</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyPoemWriteFunnyPoem/4/hglp/Post.htm#161581</link><pubDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2009 17:31:45 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:161581</guid><dc:creator>santa</dc:creator><slash:comments>25</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyPoemWriteFunnyPoem/4/hglp/Post.htm#161581</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments13-161581.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>The Sweet Desert wrote:    Santa, I'm a lucky person, you know why! Well , actually I came across this funny poem in an Arabic magazine, I laughed my head off at it . Now that I also read it in English , I find myself lucky because I laughed in both tongues, .    
 Nice to know everyone liked it.</description></item><item><title>Re: Funny Poem</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyPoemWriteFunnyPoem/4/hglp/Post.htm#161580</link><pubDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2009 17:31:45 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:161580</guid><dc:creator>santa</dc:creator><slash:comments>26</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyPoemWriteFunnyPoem/4/hglp/Post.htm#161580</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments13-161580.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>Zsolt, 
 Sorry, I am unable to help you. I have no idea about the origin or the author of this poem.</description></item><item><title>Re: Funny Poem</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyPoemWriteFunnyPoem/4/hglp/Post.htm#161183</link><pubDate>Sun, 08 Feb 2009 18:31:45 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:161183</guid><dc:creator>The Sweet Desert</dc:creator><slash:comments>27</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyPoemWriteFunnyPoem/4/hglp/Post.htm#161183</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments13-161183.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>Santa, I'm a lucky person, you know why! Well , actually I came across this funny poem in an Arabic magazine, I laughed my head off at it . Now that I also read it in English , I find myself lucky because I laughed in both tongues, .</description></item><item><title>Re: Funny Poem</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyPoemWriteFunnyPoem/4/hglp/Post.htm#161114</link><pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2009 18:31:45 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:161114</guid><dc:creator>Dj Bueno</dc:creator><slash:comments>28</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyPoemWriteFunnyPoem/4/hglp/Post.htm#161114</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments13-161114.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>lol..</description></item><item><title>Re: Funny Poem</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyPoemWriteFunnyPoem/3/hglp/Post.htm#161090</link><pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2009 18:31:45 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:161090</guid><dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator><slash:comments>29</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyPoemWriteFunnyPoem/3/hglp/Post.htm#161090</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments13-161090.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>This is some crazy stuff. I never had a laugh like that before. But what are you going to do when a white person gets all defencive about this. Sighned Forever White 
 &amp;lt;I removed the red highlight that hurt the eyes and replaced it by White, of course!   Pieanne &amp;gt;   ( And I edited down to a decent size-- MM )</description></item><item><title>Re: Funny Poem</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyPoemWriteFunnyPoem/3/hglp/Post.htm#147223</link><pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2009 17:31:45 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:147223</guid><dc:creator>Hollie</dc:creator><slash:comments>30</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyPoemWriteFunnyPoem/3/hglp/Post.htm#147223</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments13-147223.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>I like your poem, Santa, very funny indeed...</description></item><item><title>Re: Funny Poem</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyPoemWriteFunnyPoem/3/hglp/Post.htm#145122</link><pubDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2009 17:31:45 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:145122</guid><dc:creator>Zsolt</dc:creator><slash:comments>31</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyPoemWriteFunnyPoem/3/hglp/Post.htm#145122</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments13-145122.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>Hello,  could you tell me the origin or the author of this poem?</description></item><item><title>Re: Funny Poem</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyPoemWriteFunnyPoem/3/hglp/Post.htm#145121</link><pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2009 17:31:45 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:145121</guid><dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator><slash:comments>32</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyPoemWriteFunnyPoem/3/hglp/Post.htm#145121</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments13-145121.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>Hello,  could you tell me the origin or the author of this poem?</description></item><item><title>Re: Funny Poem</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyPoemWriteFunnyPoem/3/hglp/Post.htm#144866</link><pubDate>Sun, 08 Feb 2009 18:31:45 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:144866</guid><dc:creator>Tallulah Tam</dc:creator><slash:comments>33</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyPoemWriteFunnyPoem/3/hglp/Post.htm#144866</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments13-144866.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>I live in Alabama, racism is certainly not funny here, but there IS racism. The blacks keep the whites in check. 
 For instance there is a Miss Black America beauty competition, but no Miss White America, there are "Black" churches, but no "White" churches. The blacks can say and do things the whites are not allowed to do - not that I would ever want to - but that's how it is. 
 There is a black comedian called Chris Rock, the poem posted by santa is the kind of humour he would enjoy and his mainly black audience would stand up and cheer. 
 I watched a routine of his the other day, he said "You white folks, there aint a white person in this room who would change places with me.... AND I'M RICH!" he said, "When I came in I saw a white,...</description></item><item><title>Re: Funny Poem</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyPoemWriteFunnyPoem/3/hglp/Post.htm#144275</link><pubDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2009 17:31:45 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:144275</guid><dc:creator>MrPedantic</dc:creator><slash:comments>34</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyPoemWriteFunnyPoem/3/hglp/Post.htm#144275</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments13-144275.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>Thanks for that, Anon. 
 The amendment is slight but, um, significant... 
 MrP</description></item><item><title>Re: Funny Poem</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyPoemWriteFunnyPoem/3/hglp/Post.htm#144151</link><pubDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2009 17:31:45 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:144151</guid><dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator><slash:comments>35</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyPoemWriteFunnyPoem/3/hglp/Post.htm#144151</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments13-144151.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>Santa wrote:    I BORN, I ASIAN This was written by a ASIAN guy in BIRMINGHAM.......its so funny!!  When I born, I ASIAN When I grow up, I ASIAN. When I go in sun, I ASIAN. when I cold, I ASIAN. When I scared, I ASIAN. When I sick, I ASIAN. And when I die, I still ASIAN!  You WHITE *** When you born, you pink. When you grow up, you white. When you go in sun, you red. When you cold, you blue. When you scared, you yellow. When you sick, you green. When you bruised, you purple. And when you die, you gray So who you callin' COLORED</description></item><item><title>Re: Funny Poem</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyPoemWriteFunnyPoem/3/hglp/Post.htm#123540</link><pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2009 17:31:45 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:123540</guid><dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator><slash:comments>36</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyPoemWriteFunnyPoem/3/hglp/Post.htm#123540</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments13-123540.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>hey i lyked dis poem aswell i used it 4 my skool poem lol. 
 sj</description></item><item><title>Re: Funny Poem</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyPoemWriteFunnyPoem/3/hglp/Post.htm#116382</link><pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2009 17:31:45 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:116382</guid><dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator><slash:comments>37</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyPoemWriteFunnyPoem/3/hglp/Post.htm#116382</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments13-116382.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>i love it</description></item><item><title>Re: Funny Poem</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyPoemWriteFunnyPoem/2/hglp/Post.htm#115996</link><pubDate>Sun, 08 Feb 2009 18:31:45 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:115996</guid><dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator><slash:comments>38</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyPoemWriteFunnyPoem/2/hglp/Post.htm#115996</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments13-115996.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>very nice poem i like it really funny and true</description></item><item><title>Re: Funny Poem/ FAR FROM IT/ IS RACISM FUNNY I DON'T THINK SO</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyPoemWriteFunnyPoem/2/hglp/Post.htm#115869</link><pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2009 18:31:45 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:115869</guid><dc:creator>Chaoss</dc:creator><slash:comments>39</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyPoemWriteFunnyPoem/2/hglp/Post.htm#115869</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments13-115869.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>It sounds like Claw Finger`s "***" to me... 
 Very impressive. And I`m white. One should laugh at oneself or else one will be a continuous error.</description></item><item><title>Re: Funny Poem</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyPoemWriteFunnyPoem/2/hglp/Post.htm#115804</link><pubDate>Sun, 08 Feb 2009 18:31:45 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:115804</guid><dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator><slash:comments>40</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyPoemWriteFunnyPoem/2/hglp/Post.htm#115804</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments13-115804.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>what a great , funny and enjoyable poem is this.</description></item><item><title>Re: Funny Poem/ FAR FROM IT/ IS RACISM FUNNY I DON'T THINK SO</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyPoemWriteFunnyPoem/2/hglp/Post.htm#101602</link><pubDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2009 17:31:45 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:101602</guid><dc:creator>MrPedantic</dc:creator><slash:comments>41</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyPoemWriteFunnyPoem/2/hglp/Post.htm#101602</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments13-101602.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>I don't know why people call themselves 'black' or 'white' anyway. I've never seen a black or a white person. Just shades of pink and brown.  But I suppose 'pink' and 'brown' are less attractive to the sloganeers.  MrP</description></item><item><title>Re: Funny Poem/ FAR FROM IT/ IS RACISM FUNNY I DON'T THINK SO</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyPoemWriteFunnyPoem/2/hglp/Post.htm#101565</link><pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2009 18:31:45 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:101565</guid><dc:creator>Dernhelm</dc:creator><slash:comments>42</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyPoemWriteFunnyPoem/2/hglp/Post.htm#101565</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments13-101565.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>Yes, it seems to me that it's really poking fun at whites...and I don't really mind being poked fun at</description></item><item><title>Re: Funny Poem/ FAR FROM IT/ IS RACISM FUNNY I DON'T THINK SO</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyPoemWriteFunnyPoem/2/hglp/Post.htm#101326</link><pubDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2009 17:31:45 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:101326</guid><dc:creator>Robyn Terri</dc:creator><slash:comments>43</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyPoemWriteFunnyPoem/2/hglp/Post.htm#101326</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments13-101326.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>The first time I heard that poem an Indonesian friend read it to me and some other caucasian friends. We had a great laugh at ourselves. If anything it is making fun of 'white' people, but I think is intended as simple fun which does more to weaken racial prejudice than re-enforce it. You are so angry about something that does not exist here, the prejudice is in your own heart.</description></item><item><title>Re: Funny Poem</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyPoemWriteFunnyPoem/2/hglp/Post.htm#101302</link><pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2009 18:31:45 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:101302</guid><dc:creator>MrPedantic</dc:creator><slash:comments>44</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyPoemWriteFunnyPoem/2/hglp/Post.htm#101302</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments13-101302.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>It's very difficult to take this poem as anything other than mildly witty, Big Bamboo. I'm not sure it can bear overmuch interpretation.  MrP</description></item><item><title>Re: Funny Poem</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyPoemWriteFunnyPoem/2/hglp/Post.htm#97205</link><pubDate>Sun, 08 Feb 2009 18:31:45 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:97205</guid><dc:creator>Trystwithmyheart</dc:creator><slash:comments>45</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyPoemWriteFunnyPoem/2/hglp/Post.htm#97205</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments13-97205.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>I could be wrong but after reading the posts specially the one who is so upset. Santa never claimed he wrote this poem. He never said who exactly wrote it,never made any claims about it other than it was a black person who wrote it. I have heard this one before. Not everything has to be racist. Sometimes things are just what they are. I dont see what is racist about this poem unless you consider it is a black person talking about a white person and their differences. It's not racist when a black person talks about himself! It's just tiring when people are always looking for something bad in everything. Life is wonderful if you let it be.Sometimes you have to take a stand, sometimes you have to do the hard thing. But sometimes life is...</description></item><item><title>Re: Funny Poem/ FAR FROM IT/ IS RACISM FUNNY I DON'T THINK SO</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyPoemWriteFunnyPoem/2/hglp/Post.htm#96070</link><pubDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2009 17:31:45 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:96070</guid><dc:creator>BigBamboo</dc:creator><slash:comments>46</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyPoemWriteFunnyPoem/2/hglp/Post.htm#96070</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments13-96070.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>edited out as inflammatory-- and in all caps 
 ANTIGUA JOE.</description></item><item><title>Re: Funny Poem/ FAR FROM IT/ IS RACISCM FUNNY / IDON'T THINK SO!!!!!</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyPoemWriteFunnyPoem/hglp/post.htm#96062</link><pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2009 17:31:45 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:96062</guid><dc:creator>Guest</dc:creator><slash:comments>47</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyPoemWriteFunnyPoem/hglp/post.htm#96062</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments13-96062.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>edited out as inflammatory-- and in all caps</description></item><item><title>Re: Funny Poem</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyPoemWriteFunnyPoem/hglp/post.htm#45581</link><pubDate>Sun, 08 Feb 2009 18:31:45 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:45581</guid><dc:creator>santa</dc:creator><slash:comments>48</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyPoemWriteFunnyPoem/hglp/post.htm#45581</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments13-45581.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>vinodram, I think you need to have a go at it. We all would like to read your poems. The poem in reference here was not written by me, just got a forward from a friend.</description></item><item><title>Re: Funny Poem</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyPoemWriteFunnyPoem/hglp/post.htm#45527</link><pubDate>Sun, 08 Mar 2009 18:31:45 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:45527</guid><dc:creator>vinodram</dc:creator><slash:comments>49</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyPoemWriteFunnyPoem/hglp/post.htm#45527</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments13-45527.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>hi  it's so cool santa! well i think i can also write such a poem in the near future!!</description></item></channel></rss>