http://www.englishforums.com/English/WordsPunsJokes/Forum15.htmWhere an utterly useless word is submitted on a regular basis– and now we've thrown in a pun and a joke.enXMOD (Build: 3598.39794)http://www.englishforums.com/English/GtGtJust4funLtLt/3/crnlb/Post.htm#391693Sun, 08 Feb 2009 18:43:34 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:391693Hollie0http://www.englishforums.com/English/GtGtJust4funLtLt/3/crnlb/Post.htm#391693http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-391693.xmlGreat stuff!http://www.englishforums.com/English/GtGtJust4funLtLt/3/crnlb/Post.htm#388810Wed, 08 Apr 2009 17:43:34 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:388810Anonymous1http://www.englishforums.com/English/GtGtJust4funLtLt/3/crnlb/Post.htm#388810http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-388810.xmlhi iambelindahttp://www.englishforums.com/English/GtGtJust4funLtLt/3/crnlb/Post.htm#172956Sun, 08 Feb 2009 18:43:34 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:172956YoHf2http://www.englishforums.com/English/GtGtJust4funLtLt/3/crnlb/Post.htm#172956http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-172956.xmlNIce one...http://www.englishforums.com/English/GtGtJust4funLtLt/3/crnlb/Post.htm#172877Sun, 08 Mar 2009 18:43:34 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:172877Tearsofjoy3http://www.englishforums.com/English/GtGtJust4funLtLt/3/crnlb/Post.htm#172877http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-172877.xmlNope, YoHf, I just can't remember any that are this good. Of course, you have the routine "nab : ban", "tar : rat" kind of thing, but "live : evil" was my favourite. I read a page full of them once, but this is the only one that's stuck. Have a go at finding some if you can, and make a thread of them! Dj - somehow I've never liked that palindrome. Too many made-up words in there for my liking. One that truly makes sense is - "Niagara o roar again!" Cheers, - Joy.http://www.englishforums.com/English/GtGtJust4funLtLt/3/crnlb/Post.htm#172868Sun, 08 Feb 2009 18:43:34 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:172868Dj Bueno4http://www.englishforums.com/English/GtGtJust4funLtLt/3/crnlb/Post.htm#172868http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-172868.xmlA 17,259 word Palindrome (or Palindromic Sentence) A man, a plan, a carpus, AEC, Rickey, EKG, navettes, Sorcha, Basil, BSHA, Tizes, Ojai, AOU, Lana, Juta, Tildi, Komsa, REME, Rab, Manado, Opaline, Bess, a rgen, a hcl, a robalo, Caracalla, Hagai, Dax, a pixel, Alo, Eda, AMS, Rom, Ron, Ali, Alf, Rob, Edi, Alb, Edo, Pta, ScB, a lien, a rom, Leal, Tanana, OSA, LLB, a sav, ROT, OSD, a bid, Annabal, Kiona, a rim, Assam, a dual, a lye, Solis, Nora, DSM, Ven, a longa, Rella, Eire, Tulsa, Far, Tsuga, Seel, Ardis, Risa, Vera, Tihwa, a guy, FAA, a nat, a dagga, a nap, Elam, CMG, Eva, Elgan, Dia, Dib, Reg, Gus, Cas, Red, a nan, Anam, Dis, Nedrah, CAP, TEL, Edina, CFI, a dust, Casi, a cit, NbW, DCL, Vela, a bust, a sip, PMA, an aid, NbE,...http://www.englishforums.com/English/GtGtJust4funLtLt/3/crnlb/Post.htm#172799Sun, 08 Feb 2009 18:43:34 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:172799YoHf5http://www.englishforums.com/English/GtGtJust4funLtLt/3/crnlb/Post.htm#172799http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-172799.xmlNice... Do you know more?http://www.englishforums.com/English/GtGtJust4funLtLt/2/crnlb/Post.htm#172649Sun, 08 Mar 2009 18:43:34 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:172649Tearsofjoy6http://www.englishforums.com/English/GtGtJust4funLtLt/2/crnlb/Post.htm#172649http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-172649.xmlWhoa, those are cool, Dj! Love palindromes. Ever tried to go into semordnilaps? That's "palindromes" spelt backwards, and it means, "Words that can be read backwards to give a different word." One that really tickles me is - Live: evil. - Joyhttp://www.englishforums.com/English/GtGtJust4funLtLt/2/crnlb/Post.htm#172508Wed, 08 Apr 2009 17:43:34 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:172508Dj Bueno7http://www.englishforums.com/English/GtGtJust4funLtLt/2/crnlb/Post.htm#172508http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-172508.xmlI love GREATshttp://www.englishforums.com/English/GtGtJust4funLtLt/2/crnlb/Post.htm#172473Wed, 08 Apr 2009 17:43:34 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:172473YoHf8http://www.englishforums.com/English/GtGtJust4funLtLt/2/crnlb/Post.htm#172473http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-172473.xmlDj Bueno wrote: A man, a plan, a canal – Panama! Don't nod Dogma: I am God Never odd or even Too bad – I hid a boot Rats live on no evil star No trace; not one carton Was it Eliot's toilet I saw? Murder for a jar of red rum May a moody baby doom a yam? Go hang a salami; I'm a lasagna hog! Satan, oscillate my metallic sonatas! A Toyota! Race fast... safe car: a Toyota Straw? No, too stupid a fad; I put soot on warts Are we not drawn onward, we few, drawn onward to new era? Doc Note: I dissent. A fast never prevents a fatness. I diet on cod No, it never propagates if I set a gap or prevention Anne, I vote more cars race Rome to Vienna Sums are not set as a test on Erasmus Kay, a red nude, peeped under a yak Some men interpret...http://www.englishforums.com/English/GtGtJust4funLtLt/2/crnlb/Post.htm#172472Sun, 08 Mar 2009 18:43:34 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:172472YoHf9http://www.englishforums.com/English/GtGtJust4funLtLt/2/crnlb/Post.htm#172472http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-172472.xmlSqueaky wrote: Spell this phrase backwards..... Live on no evil. Nice trick Squeaky...http://www.englishforums.com/English/GtGtJust4funLtLt/2/crnlb/Post.htm#172458Wed, 08 Apr 2009 17:43:34 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:172458Dj Bueno10http://www.englishforums.com/English/GtGtJust4funLtLt/2/crnlb/Post.htm#172458http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-172458.xmlA man, a plan, a canal – Panama! Don't nod Dogma: I am God Never odd or even Too bad – I hid a boot Rats live on no evil star No trace; not one carton Was it Eliot's toilet I saw? Murder for a jar of red rum May a moody baby doom a yam? Go hang a salami; I'm a lasagna hog! Satan, oscillate my metallic sonatas! A Toyota! Race fast... safe car: a Toyota Straw? No, too stupid a fad; I put soot on warts Are we not drawn onward, we few, drawn onward to new era? Doc Note: I dissent. A fast never prevents a fatness. I diet on cod No, it never propagates if I set a gap or prevention Anne, I vote more cars race Rome to Vienna Sums are not set as a test on Erasmus Kay, a red nude, peeped under a yak Some men interpret nine memos Campus Motto:...http://www.englishforums.com/English/GtGtJust4funLtLt/2/crnlb/Post.htm#172455Sun, 08 Feb 2009 18:43:34 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:172455Squeaky11http://www.englishforums.com/English/GtGtJust4funLtLt/2/crnlb/Post.htm#172455http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-172455.xmlSpell this phrase backwards..... Live on no evil.http://www.englishforums.com/English/GtGtJust4funLtLt/2/crnlb/Post.htm#172437Thu, 08 Jan 2009 18:43:34 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:172437YoHf12http://www.englishforums.com/English/GtGtJust4funLtLt/2/crnlb/Post.htm#172437http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-172437.xmlOkay nuts... ehm... I mean... Joy...http://www.englishforums.com/English/GtGtJust4funLtLt/2/crnlb/Post.htm#172415Sun, 08 Mar 2009 18:43:34 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:172415Tearsofjoy13http://www.englishforums.com/English/GtGtJust4funLtLt/2/crnlb/Post.htm#172415http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-172415.xmlYoHf, if there was a smiley for "totally nuts", we'd apply that to you - Tearsofjoy(call me Joy if you want, but not Tears... Please )http://www.englishforums.com/English/GtGtJust4funLtLt/2/crnlb/Post.htm#172348Fri, 08 May 2009 17:43:34 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:172348YoHf14http://www.englishforums.com/English/GtGtJust4funLtLt/2/crnlb/Post.htm#172348http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-172348.xml<--- I remember everyone here that I use this smiley because I'm lazy; this way I have to type just 3 letters instead of 4: "cool"... (so why did I wite all of these letters to explain you what means to me?)http://www.englishforums.com/English/GtGtJust4funLtLt/crnlb/post.htm#172326Sun, 08 Mar 2009 18:43:34 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:172326Dj Bueno15http://www.englishforums.com/English/GtGtJust4funLtLt/crnlb/post.htm#172326http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-172326.xmlYup! Thanks for sharing them with us.http://www.englishforums.com/English/GtGtJust4funLtLt/crnlb/post.htm#172067Sun, 08 Feb 2009 18:43:34 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:172067Tearsofjoy16http://www.englishforums.com/English/GtGtJust4funLtLt/crnlb/post.htm#172067http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-172067.xmlCheers, Squeaky! These are cool!http://www.englishforums.com/English/GtGtJust4funLtLt/crnlb/post.htm#171976Thu, 08 Jan 2009 18:43:34 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:171976Squeaky17http://www.englishforums.com/English/GtGtJust4funLtLt/crnlb/post.htm#171976http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-171976.xmlQ. What name do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other ? A. Eileen. ( I lean ) Q. What name do you call a man that sleeps on the floor ? A. Matt. Q. What name do you call a man carrying a shovel ? A. Doug Q. What name do you then call Doug when he threw away his shovel ? A. Douglasshttp://www.englishforums.com/English/GtGtJust4funLtLt/crnlb/post.htm#171956Fri, 08 May 2009 17:43:34 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:171956YoHf18http://www.englishforums.com/English/GtGtJust4funLtLt/crnlb/post.htm#171956http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-171956.xmlDj Bueno wrote: Q: A big moron and a little moron are walking across a bridge when the big moron falls off.Why didn't the little moron fall off? A: He was a little more on. heheh.. Lol! Just as crazy as you usually are Dj...http://www.englishforums.com/English/GtGtJust4funLtLt/crnlb/post.htm#171579Fri, 08 May 2009 17:43:34 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:171579Tearsofjoy19http://www.englishforums.com/English/GtGtJust4funLtLt/crnlb/post.htm#171579http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-171579.xmlDj Bueno wrote: What's teachers' favourite nation? Explanation. Oooh, wish it were true! Especially before EXAMS.... - Tearsofjoyhttp://www.englishforums.com/English/GtGtJust4funLtLt/crnlb/post.htm#171527Sun, 08 Mar 2009 18:43:34 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:171527Dj Bueno20http://www.englishforums.com/English/GtGtJust4funLtLt/crnlb/post.htm#171527http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-171527.xmlQ: A big moron and a little moron are walking across a bridge when the big moron falls off.Why didn't the little moron fall off? A: He was a little more on. heheh.. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- - Knock knock - Who's there? -Olive -Olive who? -Olive you so much! (I love you so much..)http://www.englishforums.com/English/GtGtJust4funLtLt/crnlb/post.htm#171526Thu, 08 Jan 2009 18:43:34 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:171526Dj Bueno21http://www.englishforums.com/English/GtGtJust4funLtLt/crnlb/post.htm#171526http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-171526.xmlWhy couldn't Mozart find his teacher? Because he was Hayden.(hidin') Do you know where people send a horse when it is sick? To a horsepital(!) Which 'bus' could cross the ocean? Columbus! What's teachers' favourite nation? Explanation.http://www.englishforums.com/English/GtGtJust4funLtLt/crnlb/post.htm#170998Wed, 08 Apr 2009 17:43:34 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:170998YoHf22http://www.englishforums.com/English/GtGtJust4funLtLt/crnlb/post.htm#170998http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-170998.xmlDj Bueno wrote: What do you call a hippie's wife? Mississippi Best one...http://www.englishforums.com/English/GtGtJust4funLtLt/crnlb/post.htmThu, 08 Jan 2009 18:43:34 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:170987Dj Bueno23http://www.englishforums.com/English/GtGtJust4funLtLt/crnlb/post.htmhttp://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-170987.xmlWhat do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. (No eye deer) What do you call a dead deer with no eyes? Still no idea. What do you call a hippie's wife? Mississippi A man goes into a bar and asks for a glass of water.The barman pulls out a gun and points at the customer."Thank you" replies the customer and walks out.What happened? ----> The customer had hiccups .