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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" href="http://www.englishforums.com/utility/FeedStylesheets/rss.xsl" media="screen"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"><channel><title>Words, Puns &amp; Jokes</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/WordsPunsJokes/Forum15.htm</link><description>Where an utterly useless word is submitted on a regular basis– and now we've thrown in a pun and a joke.</description><dc:language>en</dc:language><generator>XMOD (Build: 3607.32596)</generator><item><title>Re: The Only Bible</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/TheOnlyBible/3/cbhcg/Post.htm#177900</link><pubDate>Sun, 22 Mar 2009 23:56:55 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:177900</guid><dc:creator>Tearsofjoy</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/TheOnlyBible/3/cbhcg/Post.htm#177900</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-177900.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>Lovely new siggy, Jacopo!  
 Cheers, 
 - Joy.</description></item><item><title>Re: The Only Bible</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/TheOnlyBible/3/cbhcg/Post.htm#177728</link><pubDate>Sun, 22 Feb 2009 23:56:55 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:177728</guid><dc:creator>YoHf</dc:creator><slash:comments>1</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/TheOnlyBible/3/cbhcg/Post.htm#177728</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-177728.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>OK, good night Joy...</description></item><item><title>Re: The Only Bible</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/TheOnlyBible/3/cbhcg/Post.htm#177721</link><pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 22:56:55 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:177721</guid><dc:creator>Tearsofjoy</dc:creator><slash:comments>2</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/TheOnlyBible/3/cbhcg/Post.htm#177721</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-177721.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>Cool. Remind me, then  
 Byes for now, okay? I'm falling asleep at my keyboard. 
 - Joy</description></item><item><title>Re: The Only Bible</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/TheOnlyBible/3/cbhcg/Post.htm#177716</link><pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 22:56:55 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:177716</guid><dc:creator>YoHf</dc:creator><slash:comments>3</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/TheOnlyBible/3/cbhcg/Post.htm#177716</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-177716.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>I will...</description></item><item><title>Re: The Only Bible</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/TheOnlyBible/3/cbhcg/Post.htm#177707</link><pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 22:56:55 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:177707</guid><dc:creator>Tearsofjoy</dc:creator><slash:comments>4</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/TheOnlyBible/3/cbhcg/Post.htm#177707</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-177707.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>Provided we both remember it</description></item><item><title>Re: The Only Bible</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/TheOnlyBible/3/cbhcg/Post.htm#177702</link><pubDate>Sun, 22 Feb 2009 23:56:55 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:177702</guid><dc:creator>YoHf</dc:creator><slash:comments>5</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/TheOnlyBible/3/cbhcg/Post.htm#177702</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-177702.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>I take it as a promise...</description></item><item><title>Re: The Only Bible</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/TheOnlyBible/3/cbhcg/Post.htm#177688</link><pubDate>Thu, 22 Jan 2009 23:56:55 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:177688</guid><dc:creator>Tearsofjoy</dc:creator><slash:comments>6</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/TheOnlyBible/3/cbhcg/Post.htm#177688</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-177688.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>Sure, Jac!</description></item><item><title>Re: The Only Bible</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/TheOnlyBible/2/cbhcg/Post.htm#177679</link><pubDate>Fri, 22 May 2009 22:56:55 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:177679</guid><dc:creator>YoHf</dc:creator><slash:comments>7</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/TheOnlyBible/2/cbhcg/Post.htm#177679</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-177679.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>Well, we can arrange something for the next NYE then...</description></item><item><title>Re: The Only Bible</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/TheOnlyBible/2/cbhcg/Post.htm#177670</link><pubDate>Thu, 22 Jan 2009 23:56:55 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:177670</guid><dc:creator>Tearsofjoy</dc:creator><slash:comments>8</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/TheOnlyBible/2/cbhcg/Post.htm#177670</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-177670.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>YoHf wrote:    Why don't we set a common timing so that we can celebrate it all together?       
 wish I'd caught that msg a bit earlier, YoHf. For me, New Years' Day ends in half an hour!</description></item><item><title>Re: The Only Bible</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/TheOnlyBible/2/cbhcg/Post.htm#177667</link><pubDate>Sun, 22 Mar 2009 23:56:55 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:177667</guid><dc:creator>Tearsofjoy</dc:creator><slash:comments>9</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/TheOnlyBible/2/cbhcg/Post.htm#177667</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-177667.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>Dj Bueno wrote:     
 Is India the first country that welcomes the New Year? As far as I remember it is, yet I'm not sure.  
     
 First country to welcome the New Year? Among Italy, Turkey and India it's true that 2006 dawns in India long before it does in the other two. But Japan is the "Land of the Rising Sun", way more to the East than India, so I'd say the Japanese are the first ones to welcome the new year. A bit confused on this one, I am. 
 - Joy</description></item><item><title>Re: The Only Bible</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/TheOnlyBible/2/cbhcg/Post.htm#177647</link><pubDate>Sun, 22 Feb 2009 23:56:55 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:177647</guid><dc:creator>YoHf</dc:creator><slash:comments>10</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/TheOnlyBible/2/cbhcg/Post.htm#177647</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-177647.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>Why don't we set a common timing so that we can celebrate it all together?</description></item><item><title>Re: The Only Bible</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/TheOnlyBible/2/cbhcg/Post.htm#177633</link><pubDate>Fri, 22 May 2009 22:56:55 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:177633</guid><dc:creator>Dj Bueno</dc:creator><slash:comments>11</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/TheOnlyBible/2/cbhcg/Post.htm#177633</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-177633.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>By the way Joy, may I ask u sth.? Is India the first country that welcomes the New Year? As far as I remember it is, yet I'm not sure.  
 Thanks in advance, 
 DjB</description></item><item><title>Re: The Only Bible</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/TheOnlyBible/2/cbhcg/Post.htm#177631</link><pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 22:56:55 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:177631</guid><dc:creator>Tearsofjoy</dc:creator><slash:comments>12</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/TheOnlyBible/2/cbhcg/Post.htm#177631</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-177631.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>Oh, Happy New Year to you, whether hopeless or not! Dj and I had a great time in our various countries, what about you? 
 Cheers, 
 - Joy</description></item><item><title>Re: The Only Bible</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/TheOnlyBible/2/cbhcg/Post.htm#177624</link><pubDate>Fri, 22 May 2009 22:56:55 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:177624</guid><dc:creator>YoHf</dc:creator><slash:comments>13</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/TheOnlyBible/2/cbhcg/Post.htm#177624</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-177624.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>Tearsofjoy wrote:     You're hopeless 
 - Joy     
No doubt on that Joy...</description></item><item><title>Re: The Only Bible</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/TheOnlyBible/2/cbhcg/Post.htm#177574</link><pubDate>Fri, 22 May 2009 22:56:55 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:177574</guid><dc:creator>Matress</dc:creator><slash:comments>14</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/TheOnlyBible/2/cbhcg/Post.htm#177574</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-177574.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>That was an excellent example. The deacon was wise.  
  We should act like him.</description></item><item><title>Re: The Only Bible</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/TheOnlyBible/2/cbhcg/Post.htm#175139</link><pubDate>Sun, 22 Feb 2009 23:56:55 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:175139</guid><dc:creator>YoHf</dc:creator><slash:comments>15</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/TheOnlyBible/2/cbhcg/Post.htm#175139</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-175139.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>Tearsofjoy wrote:        YoHf wrote:     
 I'm too lazy...  
     
 Why you....  
 You're hopeless 
 - Joy 
     
 Bohooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...  
 Whining whining whining... I love it...</description></item><item><title>Re: The Only Bible</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/TheOnlyBible/cbhcg/post.htm#175010</link><pubDate>Thu, 22 Jan 2009 23:56:55 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:175010</guid><dc:creator>Tearsofjoy</dc:creator><slash:comments>16</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/TheOnlyBible/cbhcg/post.htm#175010</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-175010.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>YoHf wrote:    
 I'm too lazy...  
     
 Why you....  
 You're hopeless 
 - Joy</description></item><item><title>Re: The Only Bible</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/TheOnlyBible/cbhcg/post.htm#174722</link><pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 22:56:55 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:174722</guid><dc:creator>YoHf</dc:creator><slash:comments>17</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/TheOnlyBible/cbhcg/post.htm#174722</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-174722.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>Tearsofjoy wrote:    
 Yes YES YES! 
 Yohf, why don't you give us an intro in there? 
 Cheers, 
 - Joy 
     
 I'm too lazy...</description></item><item><title>Re: The Only Bible</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/TheOnlyBible/cbhcg/post.htm#174628</link><pubDate>Fri, 22 May 2009 22:56:55 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:174628</guid><dc:creator>Dj Bueno</dc:creator><slash:comments>18</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/TheOnlyBible/cbhcg/post.htm#174628</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-174628.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>Tearsofjoy wrote:    
 Cool thread, Dj. 
 Cheers, 
 - Joy</description></item><item><title>Re: The Only Bible</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/TheOnlyBible/cbhcg/post.htm#174483</link><pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 22:56:55 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:174483</guid><dc:creator>Tearsofjoy</dc:creator><slash:comments>19</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/TheOnlyBible/cbhcg/post.htm#174483</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-174483.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>Yes YES YES! 
 Sorry I disappeared, Net was too clogged for past couple of days. 
 Cool thread, Dj. And Yohf, why don't you give us an intro in there? 
 Cheers, 
 - Joy</description></item><item><title>Re: The Only Bible</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/TheOnlyBible/cbhcg/post.htm#174103</link><pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 22:56:55 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:174103</guid><dc:creator>YoHf</dc:creator><slash:comments>20</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/TheOnlyBible/cbhcg/post.htm#174103</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-174103.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>one Joy... Shall we open a thread about it?</description></item><item><title>Re: The Only Bible</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/TheOnlyBible/cbhcg/post.htm#174039</link><pubDate>Sun, 22 Feb 2009 23:56:55 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:174039</guid><dc:creator>Dj Bueno</dc:creator><slash:comments>21</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/TheOnlyBible/cbhcg/post.htm#174039</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-174039.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>Now,incidentally,what are doing about the RidSoc project?</description></item><item><title>Re: The Only Bible</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/TheOnlyBible/cbhcg/post.htm#174030</link><pubDate>Sun, 22 Mar 2009 23:56:55 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:174030</guid><dc:creator>Tearsofjoy</dc:creator><slash:comments>22</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/TheOnlyBible/cbhcg/post.htm#174030</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-174030.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>Most welcome, Dj...</description></item><item><title>Re: The Only Bible</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/TheOnlyBible/cbhcg/post.htm#174024</link><pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 22:56:55 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:174024</guid><dc:creator>Dj Bueno</dc:creator><slash:comments>23</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/TheOnlyBible/cbhcg/post.htm#174024</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-174024.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>cool..thanks Joy..</description></item><item><title>The Only Bible</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/TheOnlyBible/cbhcg/post.htm</link><pubDate>Thu, 22 Jan 2009 23:56:55 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:174018</guid><dc:creator>Tearsofjoy</dc:creator><slash:comments>24</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/TheOnlyBible/cbhcg/post.htm</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-174018.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>The Only Bible  I am sure you all have probably read this before, but I thought it was worth reading again...   
      
   His name is Bill. He has wild hair, wears a T-shirt with holes in it, jeans, and no shoes. chemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /&gt;&gt;&gt;   
   This was literally his wardrobe for his entire four years of college. He is brilliant. Kind of profound and very, very bright. He became a Christian while attending college. &gt;&gt;   
   Across the street from the campus is a well-dressed, very conservative church. &gt;&gt;   
   They want to develop a ministry to the students but are not sure how to go about it. One day Bill decides to go there. He walks in with no shoes, jeans, his T-shirt, and wild hair. &gt;&gt;   
   The service has...</description></item></channel></rss>