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 - Joy</description></item><item><title>Re: "The Only"</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/TheOnly/cbwzq/post.htm#174729</link><pubDate>Wed, 25 Mar 2009 23:34:39 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:174729</guid><dc:creator>YoHf</dc:creator><slash:comments>3</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/TheOnly/cbwzq/post.htm#174729</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-174729.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>Ah, Google, what would we be without it?  
 =USD= YoHf</description></item><item><title>"The Only"</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/TheOnly/cbwzq/post.htm</link><pubDate>Mon, 25 May 2009 22:34:39 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:174368</guid><dc:creator>Dj Bueno</dc:creator><slash:comments>4</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/TheOnly/cbwzq/post.htm</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-174368.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>Abraham Lincoln, who invented a hydraulic device for lifting ships over shoals, was the only US president ever granted a patent. 
 According to the Gemological Institute of America, up until the 1730's, India was the only source for diamonds in the world. 
 Antarctica is the only continent without reptiles or snakes. 
 Australia is the only country that is also a continent. 
 Baskin Robbins once made ketchup ice cream. This was the only vegetable flavored ice cream produced. 
 Bats are the only mammal that can fly. 
 Bats have only one baby a year. 
 Elvis Presley made only one television commercial - an ad for "Southern Maid Doughnuts" that ran in 1954. 
 Franklin D. Roosevelt was the only US president elected four times. 
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