http://www.englishforums.com/English/WordsPunsJokes/Forum15.htmWhere an utterly useless word is submitted on a regular basis– and now we've thrown in a pun and a joke.enXMOD (Build: 3598.39794)http://www.englishforums.com/English/AJoke/ggbc/post.htm#460308Sun, 08 Mar 2009 08:42:10 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:460308Anonymous0http://www.englishforums.com/English/AJoke/ggbc/post.htm#460308http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-460308.xmlLana wrote: No, I'm not from Finland, that's why I apologized at the beginning. Actually, I don't know anything about the Finns otherwise and have really nothing against them, but this joke isn't that offensive, I think. It's more about the weather than it is about people themselves. I can post some jokes about my country as well, if you'd like to see them, but it'll take some time. As a Finn I can assure you that the joke is hilarious and not offensive in any way.http://www.englishforums.com/English/AJoke/ggbc/post.htm#31283Sun, 08 Feb 2009 08:42:10 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:31283Lana1http://www.englishforums.com/English/AJoke/ggbc/post.htm#31283http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-31283.xmlNo, I'm not from Finland, that's why I apologized at the beginning. Actually, I don't know anything about the Finns otherwise and have really nothing against them, but this joke isn't that offensive, I think. It's more about the weather than it is about people themselves. I can post some jokes about my country as well, if you'd like to see them, but it'll take some time.http://www.englishforums.com/English/AJoke/ggbc/post.htm#31262Sun, 08 Mar 2009 08:42:10 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:31262chris2http://www.englishforums.com/English/AJoke/ggbc/post.htm#31262http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-31262.xmlNice jokes Lana, are you from Finland??? It's funnt that you mention the Eurovision song contest. People here (in Malta) take the competition so seriously when everyone knows it's just a joke.http://www.englishforums.com/English/AJoke/ggbc/post.htm#31256Thu, 08 Jan 2009 08:42:10 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:31256Lana3http://www.englishforums.com/English/AJoke/ggbc/post.htm#31256http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-31256.xmlGood one, maj.http://www.englishforums.com/English/AJoke/ggbc/post.htm#31233Sun, 08 Feb 2009 08:42:10 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:31233maj4http://www.englishforums.com/English/AJoke/ggbc/post.htm#31233http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-31233.xmlHaha, Lol. Didn't your father told you the truth: Your mum is always right!http://www.englishforums.com/English/AJoke/ggbc/post.htm#31232Fri, 08 May 2009 07:42:10 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:31232Lana5http://www.englishforums.com/English/AJoke/ggbc/post.htm#31232http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-31232.xmlSome more jokes: Mum knows everything: Mum taught me how to respect a well done job: If you want to kill each other do it outside. I've just cleaned the carpet. Mum taught me the basics of logic: Why? Because I said so. Mum taught me how to behave properly: Stop behaving like your father. Mum taught me the basics of irony: If you don't stop screaming, I'll give you something to scream about. Mum taught me how to twist my body into extreme positions: Just look at that dirt on your neck. Mum taught me patience: You will sit here until the vegetables disappear. Mum taught me the basics of meteorolgy: Your room looks like it has been hit by a tornado. Mum taught me about expectation: Just you wait when we get...http://www.englishforums.com/English/AJoke/ggbc/post.htmFri, 08 May 2009 07:42:10 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:31231Lana6http://www.englishforums.com/English/AJoke/ggbc/post.htmhttp://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-31231.xmlThis one's about the Finnish people. It was not my intention to offend anyone, so if anyone does feel offended I am very sorry and will ask the moderators to remove it. +15°C / 59°F This is as warm as it gets in Finland, so we'll start here. People in Spain wear winter-coats and gloves. The Finns are out in the sun,getting a tan. +10°C / 50°F The French are trying in vain to start their central heating. The Finns plant flowers in their gardens. +5°C / 41°F Italian cars won't start. The Finns are cruising in cabriolets. 0°C / 32°F Distilled water freezes. The water in Vantaa river (in Finland) gets a little thicker. -5°C / 23°F People in California almost freeze to death. The Finns have their...