http://www.englishforums.com/English/WordsPunsJokes/Forum15.htmWhere an utterly useless word is submitted on a regular basis– and now we've thrown in a pun and a joke.enXMOD (Build: 3607.32596)http://www.englishforums.com/English/13QuickJokesGroan/gppx/post.htm#790993Mon, 22 Jun 2009 22:18:58 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:790993Prez1dent0http://www.englishforums.com/English/13QuickJokesGroan/gppx/post.htm#790993http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-790993.xml))http://www.englishforums.com/English/13QuickJokesGroan/gppx/post.htm#783034Wed, 17 Jun 2009 13:57:58 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:783034Anonymous1http://www.englishforums.com/English/13QuickJokesGroan/gppx/post.htm#783034http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-783034.xml- What did the father buffalo say to his son on this first day of school? Bison... - There is a muffin and a Potato in the oven. The muffin says to the potato - "Wow, it's getting hot in here". The potato says "Holy cow, a talking muffin!"http://www.englishforums.com/English/13QuickJokesGroan/gppx/post.htm#66117Fri, 23 Jan 2009 07:15:48 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:66117asdf_user2http://www.englishforums.com/English/13QuickJokesGroan/gppx/post.htm#66117http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-66117.xmlthose first 13 were hilarioushttp://www.englishforums.com/English/13QuickJokesGroan/gppx/post.htm#34551Thu, 23 Apr 2009 06:15:48 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:34551nga_vn873http://www.englishforums.com/English/13QuickJokesGroan/gppx/post.htm#34551http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-34551.xml14. What did the porcupine say to the cactus? >"Is that you, mommy?" 15. What do prisoners use to call each other? >Cell phones. 16. What do you get from a pampered cow? >Spoiled milk. 17. Where do polar bears vote? >The North Pole. 18. What dog keeps the best time? >A watch dog. 19. What did the water say to the boat? >Nothing, it just waved. 20. Why don't skeletons fight each other? >They don't have the guts. 21. What goes up when the rain comes down? >An umbrella. 22. What dissappears when you stand up? >Your lap. 23. What do you call a surgeon with eight arms? >A doctopus! 24. Which month do soldiers hate most? >The Month of March!! HAVE FUNhttp://www.englishforums.com/English/13QuickJokesGroan/gppx/post.htm#34480Sat, 23 May 2009 06:15:48 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:34480candy4http://www.englishforums.com/English/13QuickJokesGroan/gppx/post.htm#34480http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-34480.xmlLOL! They are simple and funny. I llike them!http://www.englishforums.com/English/13QuickJokesGroan/gppx/post.htmMon, 23 Feb 2009 07:15:48 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:34082Woodward5http://www.englishforums.com/English/13QuickJokesGroan/gppx/post.htmhttp://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-34082.xml1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? >Unique Up On It. 2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit? >Tame Way, Unique Up On It. 3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest? They >Take The Psycho Path 4. How Do You Get Holy Water? >You Boil The Hell Out Of It. 5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall? >Dam! 6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long? Polaroid's 7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work? >A Stick 8. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers? >Subordinate Clauses. 9. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire? >Frostbite. 10. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches? >A Nervous Wreck. 11. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And...