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<rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"><channel><title>Words, Puns, and Jokes</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/WordsPunsAndJokes/Forum15.htm</link><description>"..where an utterly useless word is submitted on a regular basis.." - And now we've thrown in a pun and a joke..</description><dc:language>en</dc:language><generator>CSMOD (Build: 3191.21962)</generator><item><title>Re: Love VS Marriage*</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/LoveVsMarriage/2/vlwkr/Post.htm#390609</link><pubDate>Wed, 11 Jul 2007 01:54:12 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:390609</guid><dc:creator>Sadeem</dc:creator><slash:comments>12</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/LoveVsMarriage/2/vlwkr/Post.htm#390609</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-390609.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>&lt;P&gt;oh god !!&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;let's be in love &lt;img src="/emoticons/emotion-1.gif" alt="Smile [:)]" /&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>Re: Love VS Marriage*</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/LoveVsMarriage/2/vkhvq/Post.htm#385321</link><pubDate>Thu, 28 Jun 2007 11:48:21 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:385321</guid><dc:creator>Hollie</dc:creator><slash:comments>8</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/LoveVsMarriage/2/vkhvq/Post.htm#385321</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-385321.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT color=#ffff00&gt;&lt;FONT color=#ee82ee&gt;Giggles..Great joke, Fleder. &amp;nbsp;I like it.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT color=#ee82ee&gt;&amp;nbsp;11:47:32&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; 28 June 2007&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;FONT color=#ffff00&gt;&lt;FONT color=#ee82ee&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>Re: Love VS Marriage*</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/LoveVsMarriage/2/vkzpg/Post.htm#384920</link><pubDate>Wed, 27 Jun 2007 13:37:31 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:384920</guid><dc:creator>Intelligent Freak</dc:creator><slash:comments>13</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/LoveVsMarriage/2/vkzpg/Post.htm#384920</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-384920.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>&lt;P&gt;When you love somebody, you &lt;FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" color=#000000&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;want&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt; to marry the person.&amp;nbsp; Once you are already married, you &lt;STRONG&gt;have&lt;/STRONG&gt; to love the person.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;It's like choosing what you want, and then wanting what you have chosen.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>Re: Love VS Marriage*</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/LoveVsMarriage/2/vjgpr/Post.htm#380290</link><pubDate>Sat, 16 Jun 2007 05:34:26 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:380290</guid><dc:creator>YamelaineGarcia</dc:creator><slash:comments>10</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/LoveVsMarriage/2/vjgpr/Post.htm#380290</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-380290.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>Uhhhhh. Very nice.&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>Re: Love VS Marriage*</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/LoveVsMarriage/2/vgdll/Post.htm#364627</link><pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2007 09:24:11 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:364627</guid><dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator><slash:comments>14</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/LoveVsMarriage/2/vgdll/Post.htm#364627</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-364627.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>&lt;P&gt;wow, it's really touching! Love is just daydream, marriage is reality.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>Re: Love VS Marriage*</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/LoveVsMarriage/2/vgbqh/Post.htm#364130</link><pubDate>Sun, 13 May 2007 08:26:30 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:364130</guid><dc:creator>Satyaprakash</dc:creator><slash:comments>9</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/LoveVsMarriage/2/vgbqh/Post.htm#364130</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-364130.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>&lt;P&gt;it's big challenge to discribe the marriage, marriage is relationship with between two families, &lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;it can not be hold by one family,&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;if you are married than it's ok, otherwise think enough before marry,&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P&gt;take care bye bye&lt;/P&gt;&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>Re: Love VS Marriage*</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/LoveVsMarriage/2/vgrmp/Post.htm#363781</link><pubDate>Sat, 12 May 2007 07:54:32 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:363781</guid><dc:creator>Fleder_m@u_S</dc:creator><slash:comments>10</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/LoveVsMarriage/2/vgrmp/Post.htm#363781</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-363781.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>&lt;font color="#006400"&gt;&lt;br&gt;Yeah, Harry... It's a life sentence. Lolz&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>Re: Love VS Marriage*</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/LoveVsMarriage/2/vzxzv/Post.htm#362784</link><pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2007 07:47:41 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:362784</guid><dc:creator>Harry The Hat</dc:creator><slash:comments>12</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/LoveVsMarriage/2/vzxzv/Post.htm#362784</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-362784.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>A wise old man once told me:&lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
Marriage is an institution. But who wants to live in an institution?&lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
A man is not complete until he's married. Then he's finished.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
&lt;img src="/emoticons/emotion-2.gif" alt="Big Smile [:D]" /&gt;&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>Re: Love VS Marriage*</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/LoveVsMarriage/2/vzlzc/Post.htm#361915</link><pubDate>Tue, 08 May 2007 07:31:37 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:361915</guid><dc:creator>Owenleon</dc:creator><slash:comments>15</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/LoveVsMarriage/2/vzlzc/Post.htm#361915</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-361915.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>I want marry some women, but who can tell how to get girlfriend first!&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>Re: Love VS Marriage*</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/LoveVsMarriage/vcjqb/post.htm#346784</link><pubDate>Tue, 03 Apr 2007 13:33:18 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:346784</guid><dc:creator>The_legend</dc:creator><slash:comments>9</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/LoveVsMarriage/vcjqb/post.htm#346784</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-346784.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>alai kum selam&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>Re: Love VS Marriage*</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/LoveVsMarriage/vcdjq/post.htm#344946</link><pubDate>Thu, 29 Mar 2007 13:17:33 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:344946</guid><dc:creator>Satyaprakash</dc:creator><slash:comments>10</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/LoveVsMarriage/vcdjq/post.htm#344946</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-344946.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>&lt;P&gt;He says absolutely correct,&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;so please think enough before marry.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>Re: Love VS Marriage*</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/LoveVsMarriage/vccrm/post.htm#344500</link><pubDate>Wed, 28 Mar 2007 10:21:58 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:344500</guid><dc:creator>Sweetcathy</dc:creator><slash:comments>11</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/LoveVsMarriage/vccrm/post.htm#344500</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-344500.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>&lt;STRONG&gt;&lt;FONT color=#0000ff&gt;My friend told me that love is the matter of two people, but marriage is the matter of two families&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>Re: Love VS Marriage*</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/LoveVsMarriage/vbppj/post.htm#343596</link><pubDate>Mon, 26 Mar 2007 09:42:24 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:343596</guid><dc:creator>Prez1dent</dc:creator><slash:comments>12</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/LoveVsMarriage/vbppj/post.htm#343596</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-343596.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>Oh people.&lt;br /&gt;I think that marriage was invented by Devil)))</description></item><item><title>Re: Love VS Marriage*</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/LoveVsMarriage/vbxxh/post.htm#343288</link><pubDate>Sun, 25 Mar 2007 15:16:17 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:343288</guid><dc:creator>Justafriend_786</dc:creator><slash:comments>13</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/LoveVsMarriage/vbxxh/post.htm#343288</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-343288.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>&lt;P&gt;salam alaikum&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P&gt;wooooooooow thank you &lt;FONT color=#ee82ee&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;Passionate_freak&amp;nbsp;&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt; for your advice i liked it&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P&gt;and welcome &lt;FONT color=#ee82ee&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;Passionate_freak&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&amp;nbsp; and thank you for your &lt;FONT color=#ff0000&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;lovely&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt; &lt;FONT color=#ffa500&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;reply&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P&gt;and thank you for &lt;FONT color=#008000&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;passing&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt; by my topic&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P&gt;and &lt;FONT color=#0000ff&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;allah&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt; bless you all the happyness&lt;/P&gt;&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>Re: Love VS Marriage*</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/LoveVsMarriage/vbxcg/post.htm#343083</link><pubDate>Sun, 25 Mar 2007 05:07:04 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:343083</guid><dc:creator>Passionate_freak</dc:creator><slash:comments>14</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/LoveVsMarriage/vbxcg/post.htm#343083</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-343083.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>&lt;P&gt;Well, love in its true sense&amp;nbsp; is nothing but sharing &amp;amp;&amp;nbsp;giving and marriage is a condition&amp;nbsp;U become paralyzed, and wondering if the partner really loves U.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;Love can happen anytime anywhere at any age&amp;nbsp;even out of the marriage, but what U gotta do is stick to&amp;nbsp;the marriiage and try&amp;nbsp;to fetch out the true love into it. It needs&amp;nbsp;the divine favor and&amp;nbsp;we need to seek it.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;First we&amp;nbsp;need to find the essence of love into. Exactly for this we need the divine help. And we can sought out&amp;nbsp;help in the Tantra&amp;nbsp;to build unconditional love into us.&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P&gt;siddhashram.org&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P&gt;regards&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P&gt;and i liked Ur humor&lt;/P&gt;&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item></channel></rss>