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Re: a nice email

English_Learner — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 05:49:53 GMT

Puma wrote the following post at 08-29-2007 7:05 PM:

<BLOCKQUOTE><table width="85%"><tr><td class="txt4"><img src="/Themes/default/images/icon-quote.gif"> <strong>Pucca wrote:</strong></td></tr><tr><td class="quoteTable"><table width="100%"><tr><td width="100%" valign="top" class="txt4"><P><FONT face=Tahoma color=#000000 size=5>Dear Tech Support:</FONT><BR><BR> I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected<b> child processing </b>that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.</FONT><BR><BR>
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Dear customer,

What kind of program have you tried to uninstall?

Re: a nice email

English_Learner — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 05:43:56 GMT

Kooyeen wrote:
Oh my gosh! Going Shopping 7.5? Anyone who has that installed should delete it as soon as possible! It's a virus, it's one of the worst, it wastes a lot of your PC resources! I was told that it even manages to delete an important key in the system register, called "/resources/bank_account/money". Try to delete that Going Shopping virus, get an antivirus, format your hard drive, do whatever you want but GET RID of that monster!

Dear Troubled User!

To delete the Going Shopping 7.5 is almost impossible! This is much easier to maintain it by purchasing and installing another software wich is called Higher Salary $500,000.00 (the oldest version but helps). Some people prefer the My own Bussiness 25.0 but it takes 25 hours a day to mantain it (you won't have time even for Going Shopping 1.0).
Also you can try to get one very special and important program Win a Lottery!
In order to get a reasonable upgrade, try to get it's latest version!

Sincerelly,
Tech Support.

Re: a nice email

Puma — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 00:05:49 GMT

Re: a nice email

Hemavich — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 23:52:53 GMT

ha ha ha ... nice mail thank u. Really it is a hilarious thread.

so funny.

Re: a nice email

Dusklight — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 06:59:17 GMT

English_Learner wrote:
Hi, Pucca!

I guess, your Husband 1.0 program doesn't work properly !!! How come this could happened?

Any errors while upgrading?

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 7.0 to Husband 1.0 . I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources

oh no! that's so awful!

Re: a nice email

English_Learner — Thu, 05 Jul 2007 19:18:51 GMT

Hi, Pucca!

I guess, your Husband 1.0 program doesn't work properly !!! How come this could happened?

Any errors while upgrading?

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 7.0 to Husband 1.0 . I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources

Re: a nice email

R2yeah — Thu, 14 Jun 2007 05:39:52 GMT

classic ! it does make sense!

Re: a nice email

Saltukhan — Thu, 24 May 2007 19:19:04 GMT

i am happy for you like it.

Re: a nice email

Westlake — Thu, 24 May 2007 18:47:43 GMT

It's really fun and it's not just fun

Re: a nice email

HillWong — Fri, 18 May 2007 06:21:31 GMT

Very fun, I really feel fun from it.

Re: a nice email

Owenleon — Mon, 07 May 2007 02:27:25 GMT

I have read a Chinese version maybe one year before, but the english version seems funny too,hehe

Re: a nice email

Pucca — Wed, 11 Apr 2007 23:41:18 GMT

Grr..Kooyeen! What was that mouse! It was sooo funny **lololol**

Re: a nice email

Kooyeen — Wed, 11 Apr 2007 21:56:56 GMT

Pucca wrote:
I am a shopaholic ). Going Shopping is sacred!

Shopaholic, from Wikipedia: Shopaholic is a neologism or slang term for a person who is a compulsive shopper. This person derives their pleasure in shopping and purchasing items.

Re: a nice email

Pucca — Wed, 11 Apr 2007 20:49:20 GMT

Kooyeen wrote:

Oh my gosh! Going Shopping 7.5? Anyone who has that installed should delete it as soon as possible! It's a virus, it's one of the worst, it wastes a lot of your PC resources! I was told that it even manages to delete an important key in the system register, called "/resources/bank_account/money". Try to delete that Going Shopping virus, get an antivirus, format your hard drive, do whatever you want but GET RID of that monster!

LOLLOLOL, Pucca, don't you think that software is extremely dangerous?

Hola Kooyeen!

How can you say so?! Oh, oh..there is something you don't know about me, ( I am a shopaholic ). Going Shopping is sacred! Grr..don't even think of installing an antivirus, they don't work! You can't escape this time, Kooyeen! ..lol..

Re: a nice email

Kooyeen — Wed, 11 Apr 2007 20:45:08 GMT

Pucca wrote:

In addition, Husband 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities, such as Ladies night 10.3, Football 5.0, Going Shopping 7.5, and Softball 3.6

Oh my gosh! Going Shopping 7.5? Anyone who has that installed should delete it as soon as possible! It's a virus, it's one of the worst, it wastes a lot of your PC resources! I was told that it even manages to delete an important key in the system register, called "/resources/bank_account/money". Try to delete that Going Shopping virus, get an antivirus, format your hard drive, do whatever you want but GET RID of that monster!

LOLLOLOL, Pucca, don't you think that software is extremely dangerous?