http://www.englishforums.com/English/WordsPunsAndJokes/Forum15.htm"..where an utterly useless word is submitted on a regular basis.." - And now we've thrown in a pun and a joke..enCSMOD (Build: 3191.21962)http://www.englishforums.com/English/ProfessionalJoke/gchcl/post.htm#513020Tue, 13 May 2008 05:12:40 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:513020ISU_1520http://www.englishforums.com/English/ProfessionalJoke/gchcl/post.htm#513020http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-513020.xmlThanks<div style="clear:both;"></div>http://www.englishforums.com/English/ProfessionalJoke/gcgqc/post.htm#512960Mon, 12 May 2008 22:03:33 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:512960Mister Micawber1http://www.englishforums.com/English/ProfessionalJoke/gcgqc/post.htm#512960http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-512960.xml.<br />- Please help.&nbsp; The tax officer wants to penalize us!<br />-&nbsp;What happened?<br />-&nbsp;We didn&#39;t withhold tax for the wreath. Our employee died and the firm bought a wreath for his grave.<br />-&nbsp;And?<br />-&nbsp;The tax officer says we must withhold income tax for the wreath.<br />-&nbsp;How can dead men pay tax?<br />-&nbsp;He says it is a profit for his wife.<br />- He says it was a present and there is no income tax in this situation.<br />-&nbsp;He says dead men can`t&nbsp; receive presents.<br />- He says it was a present for his wife.<br />-&nbsp;Thank you.&nbsp; He withdraw the penalty.<br /><br /><br /><em>(I don&#39;t quite get it, but I have fixed the grammar.</em>)<div style="clear:both;"></div>http://www.englishforums.com/English/ProfessionalJoke/gcghg/post.htmMon, 12 May 2008 13:27:14 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:512811ISU_1522http://www.englishforums.com/English/ProfessionalJoke/gcghg/post.htmhttp://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-512811.xmlHello . I try to translate one joke from my work <br />Conversation with the client:<br />- Please, help - tax officer want penalty to us!<br />-&nbsp;What happened?<br />-&nbsp;We don’t keep tax from garland. Our employee was died and the firm bay a garland to his grave.<br />-&nbsp;And???<br />-&nbsp;Tax officer says – we must keep the income tax for the garland.<br />-&nbsp;How dead men can pay tax?<br />-&nbsp;He says – it is profit for his wife<br />-&nbsp;Say him – it was be present and no incoming tax in this situation<br />-&nbsp;He says – dead men can`t&nbsp; take a present<br />-&nbsp;Say him – it was be present to his wife <br />-&nbsp;Thank you – he abandon&nbsp; the penalty<br /><div style="clear:both;"></div>