http://www.englishforums.com/English/WordsPunsJokes/Forum15.htmWhere an utterly useless word is submitted on a regular basis– and now we've thrown in a pun and a joke.enXMOD (Build: 3598.39794)http://www.englishforums.com/English/AndAgainSomethingFromLife/hrpzg/post.htm#591836Wed, 08 Apr 2009 18:31:53 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:591836Prez1dent0http://www.englishforums.com/English/AndAgainSomethingFromLife/hrpzg/post.htm#591836http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-591836.xmlNice story.It could have been minehttp://www.englishforums.com/English/AndAgainSomethingFromLife/hrpzg/post.htmWed, 08 Apr 2009 18:31:53 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:589073JCDenton1http://www.englishforums.com/English/AndAgainSomethingFromLife/hrpzg/post.htmhttp://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-589073.xmlhihi... A team of golfers are together in the locker room when a cellphone starts ringing. One guy picks it up in the "hands free" mode while he is tying his shoes so everyone else in the room is listening in on the conversation. Man: "HELLO !" Woman: "Honey - it is me. Are you at the club?" Man: "Yes" Woman: "I am at the mall and just found this grrrreeeat leather jacket. It is only $1500. Is it OK if I buy it?" Man: "Yes of course, if it means that much to you." Woman: "Now that I have you on the phone, I just stopped by the Mercedes to get a new hood emblem mounted. The new 2007 model had just arrived and they had a super sporty black SL500. It is just exactly...