http://www.englishforums.com/English/WordsPunsJokes/Forum15.htmWhere an utterly useless word is submitted on a regular basis– and now we've thrown in a pun and a joke.enXMOD (Build: 3615.39139)http://www.englishforums.com/English/TranslatedFromPolish/mkbv/post.htm#62742Wed, 25 Mar 2009 00:47:41 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:62742Swampy0http://www.englishforums.com/English/TranslatedFromPolish/mkbv/post.htm#62742http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-62742.xmlHello my polish neighbour. Greetings from Lithuania . It is so interesting that I've already heard the joke about the gay bear at my place. Do you think it is a polish joke? Or is it a lithuanian joke? Or an eastern influenced joke?http://www.englishforums.com/English/TranslatedFromPolish/mkbv/post.htm#62025Sun, 25 Jan 2009 00:47:41 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:62025Grzesio1http://www.englishforums.com/English/TranslatedFromPolish/mkbv/post.htm#62025http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-62025.xmlDoc: Well sir, I'm afraid I have some bad news for you... Patient: Oh, yes? Go on, tell me! Doc: It seems that you'll soon die, to be specific your remaining time is: 10... Patient : "TEN" WHAT? Doc, years, months, days? Doc: 9... 8... 7... 6... 5...http://www.englishforums.com/English/TranslatedFromPolish/mkbv/post.htmWed, 25 Feb 2009 00:47:41 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:61867Grzesio2http://www.englishforums.com/English/TranslatedFromPolish/mkbv/post.htmhttp://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-61867.xmlHello:]. I decided to translate a few jokes for you and ease Deepblue & Anita :]. From time to time a bear walks around the wood with bunny. On one of their strolls they saw a frog which - to their surprise - spoken to them: - I'm a Magic Frog with the ability to make 6 of your wishes come true. That gives a fair three wishes for each of you. The bear instantly asked the frog to change all male bears from the wood to female bears. Bunny asked for a motorcycle helmet... The bear seemed surprised with his decision, albeit didn't hesitate to ask for a sex change of every male bear within 100 miles. Bunny asked for a motorcycle, the fastest cross ever existed. He of course got one, climbed at it and started the engine. ...