http://www.englishforums.com/English/WordsPunsJokes/Forum15.htmWhere an utterly useless word is submitted on a regular basis– and now we've thrown in a pun and a joke.enXMOD (Build: 3607.32596)http://www.englishforums.com/English/RandomJokes/2/wvbxp/Post.htm#946237Sun, 18 Oct 2009 17:18:01 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:946237Kooyeen0http://www.englishforums.com/English/RandomJokes/2/wvbxp/Post.htm#946237http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-946237.xml2. I think there is not much to understand for this one. Just that we are reading a joke and the bartender asks if this is a joke. (Maybe I didn't get this either!) 5. I don't get this one either A blonde, a brunette, a red-head, a priest, a nun, an irishman and a talking pig walk into bar. The bartender looks at them and says, "Is this some kind of a joke?!" Lots of popular jokes start with someone walking into a bar. Also, there are often some kinds of stereotypes in jokes: Irish people always drink too much, blond girls are not intelligent, lots of jokes are about animals, priests, rednecks, etc. So as soon as the bartender notices that those particular kinds of "stereotypical" people walked...http://www.englishforums.com/English/RandomJokes/2/wvbxp/Post.htm#945987Sun, 18 Oct 2009 12:14:36 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:945987Danijela1http://www.englishforums.com/English/RandomJokes/2/wvbxp/Post.htm#945987http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-945987.xmlHi Kooyeen, I really enjoyed your jokes, so when we can expect something new for a good laugh and at English in the same time? Best whishes, Danijelahttp://www.englishforums.com/English/RandomJokes/2/wvbxp/Post.htm#804942Fri, 03 Jul 2009 20:54:18 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:804942Soka2http://www.englishforums.com/English/RandomJokes/2/wvbxp/Post.htm#804942http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-804942.xmlThanks Christenford !! . The blond is stupid and thinks that "brazilian" has something to do with "million", "billion", "gazillion" etc. So she is shocked that so many people died. I really liked this !!http://www.englishforums.com/English/RandomJokes/2/wvbxp/Post.htm#804907Fri, 03 Jul 2009 20:24:19 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:804907Christanford3http://www.englishforums.com/English/RandomJokes/2/wvbxp/Post.htm#804907http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-804907.xml1. Carrots are their noses 2. I think there is not much to understand for this one. Just that we are reading a joke and the bartender asks if this is a joke. (Maybe I didn't get this either!) 3. The chicken slept with the egg, so they now know "which comes first". 4. small - he's a midget medium - he's psychic at large - he's escaped 5. I don't get this one either 6. I think it's bacause in England the driver's seat is on the other side. 7. The blond is stupid and thinks that "brazilian" has something to do with "million", "billion", "gazillion" etc. So she is shocked that so many people died.http://www.englishforums.com/English/RandomJokes/wvbxp/post.htm#804893Fri, 03 Jul 2009 20:11:55 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:804893Soka4http://www.englishforums.com/English/RandomJokes/wvbxp/post.htm#804893http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-804893.xmlTwo snowmen are standing in a field. One says to the other: "Thats funny, I smell carrots too". A blonde, a brunette, a red-head, a priest, a nun, an irishman and a talking pig walk into bar. The bartender looks at them and says, "Is this some kind of a joke?!" A chicken and an egg are lying in bed together. The chicken turns to the egg and says, "I guess that answers that question. What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A small medium at larg A boy walks in to a bathroom to do his business. He lifts open the seat and finds a small Indian standing in the water. "WOAH! Jeez man, how long have you been in there?!", the boy exclaimed. The Indian replied,...http://www.englishforums.com/English/RandomJokes/wvbxp/post.htm#804882Fri, 03 Jul 2009 20:01:37 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:804882Christanford5http://www.englishforums.com/English/RandomJokes/wvbxp/post.htm#804882http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-804882.xmlI love the brazilian one! Soeleen, which ones do you not understand?http://www.englishforums.com/English/RandomJokes/wvbxp/post.htm#790852Mon, 22 Jun 2009 20:13:53 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:790852Soka6http://www.englishforums.com/English/RandomJokes/wvbxp/post.htm#790852http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-790852.xmlHey Kooyeen, i couldn't get most of themhttp://www.englishforums.com/English/RandomJokes/wvbxp/post.htm#696107Thu, 09 Apr 2009 20:38:23 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:696107Adrenochrome7http://www.englishforums.com/English/RandomJokes/wvbxp/post.htm#696107http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-696107.xmlAn Englishman flies to Australia and arrives at the security desk. "Do you have any alcohol, food or explosives in your bag, sir?" asks the guard. "Absolutely not," responds the Englishman "Are you a member of any political or terrorist organisations, sir," continues the guard "Definitely not," retorts the Englishman "Finally, sir. Do you have a criminal record?" "By God, man. I didn't know you still needed one!" exclaimed the English gent. Alternatively, when the great cricketer Donald Bradman was selected to sail to England to represent Australia, his family held a party for him. His elderly grandmother was there and, upon hearing that her grandson was coming to England,...http://www.englishforums.com/English/RandomJokes/wvbxp/post.htm#690697Wed, 25 Mar 2009 09:38:43 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:690697ktsxanhbiec8http://www.englishforums.com/English/RandomJokes/wvbxp/post.htm#690697http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-690697.xmlThese are some funny quotes ... Writers Quotes The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. Tom Clancy I never know what I think about something until I read what I've written on it. William Faulkner I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The word they didn't change was on page 87. Steve Martin I have always been a huge admirer of my own work. I'm one of the funniest and most entertaining writers I know. Mel Brooks It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous. Robert Benchley A writer is congenitally unable to tell the truth and that is why we call what he writes fiction. ...http://www.englishforums.com/English/RandomJokes/wvbxp/post.htm#690586Wed, 25 Mar 2009 01:07:56 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:690586Mr. Right_DF9http://www.englishforums.com/English/RandomJokes/wvbxp/post.htm#690586http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-690586.xmlAn old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, "I have a dead ***." The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, "Sit with my wife. You two have alot in common."http://www.englishforums.com/English/RandomJokes/wvbxp/post.htm#688446Thu, 19 Mar 2009 06:13:54 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:688446ktsxanhbiec10http://www.englishforums.com/English/RandomJokes/wvbxp/post.htm#688446http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-688446.xmlThank you for posting them Kooyeen ...I like the bats ...http://www.englishforums.com/English/RandomJokes/wvbxp/post.htm#688390Thu, 19 Mar 2009 03:03:29 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:688390AlpheccaStars11http://www.englishforums.com/English/RandomJokes/wvbxp/post.htm#688390http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-688390.xmlHi Kooyeen: Do you get bored often? I hope so I hope not.http://www.englishforums.com/English/RandomJokes/wvbxp/post.htmWed, 18 Mar 2009 23:39:02 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:688362Kooyeen12http://www.englishforums.com/English/RandomJokes/wvbxp/post.htmhttp://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-688362.xmlI'm bored, this forum needs some jokes. So I picked some random ones from Youtube... I read them in the comments, LOL. What's the difference between my girlfriend and my Christmas tree? My Christmas tree looks good with the lights on. A blond girl is watching the news with her boyfriend. The newscaster says: "There was a plane crash today. Two brazilian man have been confirmed dead". The blonde turns to her boyfriend and says: "Oh my God! What a disaster! How many are in a brazilian?" How do you keep an idiot waiting? I'll tell you later. Why did the Siamese twins move to England? So the other one could drive. A dyslexic guy walks into a bra... A boy walks in to a bathroom to do his business....