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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" href="http://www.englishforums.com/utility/FeedStylesheets/rss.xsl" media="screen"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"><channel><title>Words, Puns &amp; Jokes</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/WordsPunsJokes/Forum15.htm</link><description>Where an utterly useless word is submitted on a regular basis– and now we've thrown in a pun and a joke.</description><dc:language>en</dc:language><generator>XMOD (Build: 3616.28671)</generator><item><title>Re: Funny Facts - Don't think they're true but still funny!!</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyFactsTheyreTrueStillFunny/2/xrdw/Post.htm#627128</link><pubDate>Thu, 26 Mar 2009 09:11:59 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:627128</guid><dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyFactsTheyreTrueStillFunny/2/xrdw/Post.htm#627128</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-627128.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>that was madd funny is it true? =)</description></item><item><title>Re: Funny Facts - Don't think they're true but still funny!!</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyFactsTheyreTrueStillFunny/2/xrdw/Post.htm#576102</link><pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2009 08:11:59 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:576102</guid><dc:creator>Highlook</dc:creator><slash:comments>1</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyFactsTheyreTrueStillFunny/2/xrdw/Post.htm#576102</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-576102.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>Hahahaha.. that was hilarious.. really lucky pig!. hehe  &amp;quot;The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmmmmm........)&amp;quot; Cool.. hehe</description></item><item><title>Re: Funny Facts - Don't think they're true but still funny!!</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyFactsTheyreTrueStillFunny/2/xrdw/Post.htm#572873</link><pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2009 08:11:59 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:572873</guid><dc:creator>jamus</dc:creator><slash:comments>2</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyFactsTheyreTrueStillFunny/2/xrdw/Post.htm#572873</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-572873.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>Hi, I&amp;#39;ve been working on a funny facts website that I hope will make at least some people laugh. I&amp;#39;d really appreciate any feedback or if you have some material you think would benefit the website please let me know. Thanks!</description></item><item><title>Re: Funny Facts - Don't think they're true but still funny!!</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyFactsTheyreTrueStillFunny/2/xrdw/Post.htm#565425</link><pubDate>Mon, 26 Jan 2009 09:11:59 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:565425</guid><dc:creator>bruno_ts</dc:creator><slash:comments>3</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyFactsTheyreTrueStillFunny/2/xrdw/Post.htm#565425</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-565425.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do. (If you&amp;#39;re ambidextrous do you split the difference?)    plus   Polar bears are left handed. (Who knew..? Who cares? How&amp;#39;d they find out, did they ask them?)   The other bears  live 9 years more than the Polar bears ahuahauahau Poor little Polar bear</description></item><item><title>Re: Funny Facts - Don't think they're true but still funny!!</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyFactsTheyreTrueStillFunny/2/xrdw/Post.htm#563006</link><pubDate>Thu, 26 Mar 2009 09:11:59 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:563006</guid><dc:creator>ayvied</dc:creator><slash:comments>4</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyFactsTheyreTrueStillFunny/2/xrdw/Post.htm#563006</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-563006.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>I want more about pigs hahaha and i want to join the OP in his next life hahaha</description></item><item><title>Re:  Funny Facts - Don't think they're true but still funny!!</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyFactsTheyreTrueStillFunny/2/xrdw/Post.htm#560928</link><pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2009 08:11:59 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:560928</guid><dc:creator>Bushee</dc:creator><slash:comments>5</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyFactsTheyreTrueStillFunny/2/xrdw/Post.htm#560928</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-560928.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>lol they are true and funny</description></item><item><title>Re:  Funny Facts - Don't think they're true but still funny!!</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyFactsTheyreTrueStillFunny/xrdw/post.htm#560920</link><pubDate>Sun, 26 Apr 2009 08:11:59 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:560920</guid><dc:creator>flamen000</dc:creator><slash:comments>6</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyFactsTheyreTrueStillFunny/xrdw/post.htm#560920</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-560920.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>LMAO</description></item><item><title>Re:  Funny Facts - Don't think they're true but still funny!!</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyFactsTheyreTrueStillFunny/xrdw/post.htm#546827</link><pubDate>Thu, 26 Mar 2009 09:11:59 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:546827</guid><dc:creator>dr.key</dc:creator><slash:comments>7</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyFactsTheyreTrueStillFunny/xrdw/post.htm#546827</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-546827.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>lol so funny</description></item><item><title>Re:  Funny Facts - Don't think they're true but still funny!!</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyFactsTheyreTrueStillFunny/xrdw/post.htm#541292</link><pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2009 08:11:59 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:541292</guid><dc:creator>joaniliza</dc:creator><slash:comments>8</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyFactsTheyreTrueStillFunny/xrdw/post.htm#541292</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-541292.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>very funny especially that &amp;quot;fact&amp;quot; about pigs...</description></item><item><title>Re:  Funny Facts - Don't think they're true but still funny!!</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyFactsTheyreTrueStillFunny/xrdw/post.htm#507172</link><pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2009 08:11:59 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:507172</guid><dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator><slash:comments>9</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyFactsTheyreTrueStillFunny/xrdw/post.htm#507172</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-507172.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>if i was a pig i would want an orgasm every day</description></item><item><title>Re: Funny Facts - Don't think they're true but still funny!!</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyFactsTheyreTrueStillFunny/xrdw/post.htm#445770</link><pubDate>Mon, 26 Jan 2009 09:11:59 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:445770</guid><dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator><slash:comments>10</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyFactsTheyreTrueStillFunny/xrdw/post.htm#445770</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-445770.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>LUCKY LUCKY PIG! indeed</description></item><item><title>Re: Funny Facts - Don't think they're true but still funny!!</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyFactsTheyreTrueStillFunny/xrdw/post.htm#429173</link><pubDate>Mon, 26 Jan 2009 09:11:59 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:429173</guid><dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator><slash:comments>11</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyFactsTheyreTrueStillFunny/xrdw/post.htm#429173</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-429173.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>hahahahaha 
 too funny</description></item><item><title>Re: Funny Facts - Don't think they're true but still funny!!</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyFactsTheyreTrueStillFunny/xrdw/post.htm#74907</link><pubDate>Sun, 26 Apr 2009 08:11:59 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:74907</guid><dc:creator>benita</dc:creator><slash:comments>12</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyFactsTheyreTrueStillFunny/xrdw/post.htm#74907</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-74907.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>Quite hilarious &amp; of course lucky pig!!</description></item><item><title>Re: Funny Facts - Don't think they're true but still funny!!</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyFactsTheyreTrueStillFunny/xrdw/post.htm#71999</link><pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2009 08:11:59 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:71999</guid><dc:creator>ericupsman</dc:creator><slash:comments>13</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyFactsTheyreTrueStillFunny/xrdw/post.htm#71999</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-71999.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>hehehehe  Lucky pig, indeed!</description></item><item><title>Funny Facts - Don't think they're true but still funny!!</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyFactsTheyreTrueStillFunny/xrdw/post.htm</link><pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2009 09:11:59 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:68841</guid><dc:creator>Guest</dc:creator><slash:comments>14</slash:comments><comments>http://www.englishforums.com/English/FunnyFactsTheyreTrueStillFunny/xrdw/post.htm</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-68841.xml</wfw:commentRss><description>This was forwarded to me:  If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it)  If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it)  A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (In my next life I want to be a pig) (How'd they figure this out, and why?)  Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Don't try this at home....maybe at work)  Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (Still can't get over that pig!)  The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmmmmm........)  Right-handed people live, on...</description></item></channel></rss>