http://www.englishforums.com/English/CommunityAnythingNess/Forum6.htmGeneral chit-chat, games, anything that doesn't fit into the other forums.enCSMOD (Build: 3260.39585)http://www.englishforums.com/English/PhrasalVerbOfTheDay/5/cpld/Post.htm#14351Fri, 28 Nov 2003 07:45:23 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:14351deepa12http://www.englishforums.com/English/PhrasalVerbOfTheDay/5/cpld/Post.htm#14351http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-14351.xmla neutron walks into a bar and asks "how much for a beer". the bartender takes a look at him and says" for you no charge"!http://www.englishforums.com/English/PhrasalVerbOfTheDay/5/bqp/Post.htm#576Tue, 27 May 2003 21:00:23 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:576chris1http://www.englishforums.com/English/PhrasalVerbOfTheDay/5/bqp/Post.htm#576http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-576.xmlThere you are Majoqui, I knew he would find it funny - just<img src="/emoticons/emotion-1.gif" alt="Smile [:)]" />http://www.englishforums.com/English/PhrasalVerbOfTheDay/5/bqx/Post.htm#575Tue, 27 May 2003 20:58:06 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:575maj2http://www.englishforums.com/English/PhrasalVerbOfTheDay/5/bqx/Post.htm#575http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-575.xmlNo problem! I am getting used to it! hitch.http://www.englishforums.com/English/PhrasalVerbOfTheDay/4/bql/Post.htm#572Tue, 27 May 2003 20:53:45 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:572hitchhiker3http://www.englishforums.com/English/PhrasalVerbOfTheDay/4/bql/Post.htm#572http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-572.xmlShe said 'Sometimes' but i deleted it in the cleanup by accident! sorry maj :( <br /> <br />(England = cold + cold + rainy + cold)http://www.englishforums.com/English/PhrasalVerbOfTheDay/4/bqc/Post.htm#563Tue, 27 May 2003 20:33:23 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:563chris4http://www.englishforums.com/English/PhrasalVerbOfTheDay/4/bqc/Post.htm#563http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-563.xmlNo, no please don't be ashamed! I'm finding it as difficult as you to think of clean jokes lol! Anyone that travels to England a lot has to to know quite a few dirty jokes. <br />How often do you travel to the UK?http://www.englishforums.com/English/PhrasalVerbOfTheDay/4/bqb/Post.htm#562Tue, 27 May 2003 20:23:02 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:562maj5http://www.englishforums.com/English/PhrasalVerbOfTheDay/4/bqb/Post.htm#562http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-562.xmlSorry, but I can't think of any other clean ones, unfortunately only dirty ones come to mind, I know I should be ashamed of myself. Furthermore, I wouldn't like to upset any of the moderators... so let's call it a day.http://www.englishforums.com/English/PhrasalVerbOfTheDay/4/bqr/Post.htm#561Tue, 27 May 2003 19:06:43 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:561chris6http://www.englishforums.com/English/PhrasalVerbOfTheDay/4/bqr/Post.htm#561http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-561.xmlI do like it - a good one! However we'll probably get into trouble as the forums should be kept as clean as possible any one of the moderaters may delete the joke from the forums - so we'll try to keep the rest clean<img src="/emoticons/emotion-1.gif" alt="Smile [:)]" /> <br /> <br />Here's a clean one... <br /> <br />Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a telephone. <br />Well, take these pills and if they don't work then give me a ring!http://www.englishforums.com/English/PhrasalVerbOfTheDay/4/bpq/Post.htm#560Tue, 27 May 2003 18:55:29 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:560maj7http://www.englishforums.com/English/PhrasalVerbOfTheDay/4/bpq/Post.htm#560http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-560.xmlAnother one about docs. I don't think you'll like this one. <br /> <br />A man walks into doctor's office. " What seems to be the problem? asks the doc. <br /> <br />"It's ... um ... well... I have five penises." replies the man. <br />"Blimey!" says the doctor, "how do your trousers fit?" <br />"Like a glove." <br /> <br /><STRONG>[MOD! - on the edge, the <EM>very edge!</EM> *but funny!]</STRONG>http://www.englishforums.com/English/PhrasalVerbOfTheDay/4/bpp/Post.htm#559Tue, 27 May 2003 18:46:03 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:559chris8http://www.englishforums.com/English/PhrasalVerbOfTheDay/4/bpp/Post.htm#559http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-559.xmlErm... I'm not too sure... good question! <br /> <br />I suppose I do up to a certain extent..... I'll have to admit sometimes I'm slow in understanding certain British jokes but generally I'm fine. <br /> <br />http://www.englishforums.com/English/PhrasalVerbOfTheDay/4/bpx/Post.htm#558Tue, 27 May 2003 18:38:45 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:558maj9http://www.englishforums.com/English/PhrasalVerbOfTheDay/4/bpx/Post.htm#558http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-558.xmlhey Cris, would you say you have a British sense of humour?http://www.englishforums.com/English/PhrasalVerbOfTheDay/4/bpm/Post.htm#556Tue, 27 May 2003 17:56:04 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:556chris10http://www.englishforums.com/English/PhrasalVerbOfTheDay/4/bpm/Post.htm#556http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-556.xmlmajoqui ... this one's for you <br /> <br />Doctor, Doctor I'm having trouble with my breathing. <br />I'll give you something that will soon put a stop to that !http://www.englishforums.com/English/PhrasalVerbOfTheDay/4/blg/Post.htm#482Mon, 26 May 2003 22:19:32 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:482chris11http://www.englishforums.com/English/PhrasalVerbOfTheDay/4/blg/Post.htm#482http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-482.xmlNice one! <br /> <br />I love Doctor Doctors, I'll tell you a few tomorrow <br /> <br />chrishttp://www.englishforums.com/English/PhrasalVerbOfTheDay/3/blz/Post.htm#481Mon, 26 May 2003 22:15:33 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:481maj12http://www.englishforums.com/English/PhrasalVerbOfTheDay/3/blz/Post.htm#481http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-481.xmlmy last one.. <br /> <br /> <br />he souted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" <br />The doctor replied, "I know you can't, I've cut your arms off" <br /> <br />Does this one sound familiar to you? <br />hasta la vista! <br />http://www.englishforums.com/English/PhrasalVerbOfTheDay/3/blv/Post.htm#480Mon, 26 May 2003 22:05:16 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:480chris13http://www.englishforums.com/English/PhrasalVerbOfTheDay/3/blv/Post.htm#480http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-480.xmllol! <br /> <br />I've got a classic I heard today... <br /> <br />A man had great tickets for the World Cup final. As he sits down, another man comes over and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him. <br /> <br />"No," he says. "The seat is empty." <br />"This is incredible!" said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the World Cup Final, the biggest sporting event in the world and not use it?" <br /> <br />He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to come with me, but she passed away. This is the first World Cup Final we haven't been to together since we got married." "Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else - a friend or relative, or even a neighbour to take the seat?" <br /> <br />The man shakes his head. "No they're all at the funeral." <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />http://www.englishforums.com/English/PhrasalVerbOfTheDay/3/bld/Post.htm#479Mon, 26 May 2003 21:52:02 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:479maj14http://www.englishforums.com/English/PhrasalVerbOfTheDay/3/bld/Post.htm#479http://www.englishforums.com/English/comments15-479.xmlI have got three terrible jokes for you! <br /> <br />Two peanuts walk into a bar. <br />One was a salted <br /> <br />A sandwich walks into a bar. <br />The barman says, "Sorry we don't serve food in here" <br /> <br />A dyslexic man walks into a bra.