hey Cris, would you say you have a British sense of humour?

majoqui ... this one's for you Doctor, Doctor I'm having trouble with my breathing. I'll give you something that will soon put a stop to that !

Nice one! I love Doctor Doctors, I'll tell you a few tomorrow chris

my last one.. he souted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't, I've cut your arms off" Does this one sound familiar to you? hasta la vista!

lol! I've got a classic I heard today... A man had great tickets for the World Cup final. As he sits down, another man comes over and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him. "No," he says. "The seat is empty." "This is

I have got three terrible jokes for you! Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "Sorry we don't serve food in here" A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

I might be able to help you out there a bit Ach eye the nooo!

trying to grasp the Scottish accent.

Hey majoqui... so what are you doing in Scotland then?

Majoqui - it was great chatting - tomorrow evening you can tell me what you'll be doing in bonnie Scotland - I need some sleep, goodnight!