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This thread reminds me of a sports event I saw years ago on TV in which several one legged men were competing against each other in a high jump event It sounds like a bad joke but it was really an incredible thing to watch After a series of preliminary hops they would just spring up into the air...

I agree number 2 She is almost making a joke if somewhat bitterly I believe the author used this particular sentence to bring a bit of levity into the scene

Thanks Avangi I get it now Sorry but I failed to get your joke Doing what in the master bedroom Tickling each other

With continued to tickle unless you specifically state that the action had stopped the reader would assume that it hadn t There were a lot of WWII jokes about American officers being put up at the homes of British gentry After being invited to make themselves at home they were sometimes...

Farmer Joe decided his injuries from an accident were serious enough to sue the truck driver who hit him In court the trucking company s fancy lawyer was questioning farmer Joe Lawyer Didn t you say at the scene of the accident I am fine Farmer Joe Well I will tell you what happened I had just...

Cheatin Johnny In class one day Mr Johnson pulled Johnny over to his desk after a test and said Johnny I have a feeling that you have been cheating on your tests Johnny was astounded and asked Mr Johnson to prove it Well said Mr Johnson I was looking over your test and the question was Who was...

It s a joke comparing some brides to Godzilla Brides who get too carried away with their wedding arrangements and turn into monsters

I googled some of your suggestions in case it was US slang or something I wasn t familiar with but looking at the results I don t think it is Venus on the half shell it s a jokey name for a famous painting called The Birth of Venus Otherwise it s usually a pun or joke relating to oysters they are...

Hi I can t believe Trina left you for a stiff like that The only punch that guy ever threw was in a glass Does stiff in the above refer to a bum or a drunkard Stiff is one of many very general and derogatory ways of referring to a person Other words for example are jerk bozo In this case perhaps...

For mea prank is something more complicated than this situation More like a practical joke If I told you to go outside because there s a guy giving away a Ferrari to anyone with 2 in their screen name and you rushed outside in hope it would be a prank If I said that I m not really a native...