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Calling this "Quick help needed" was an advertisment trick! Below are your sentences with a few changes. You'll find some words/phrases _marked_ but not all corrections has been marked this way. Many sentences are wordy and sound bad. The few correctins I made don't change the whole picture. No...

Hello ladies and gentlemen,I am completely new to this forum (as you may have already noticed), so please be understanding if I'm posting in the wrong category.But first, let me introduce myself. My real name is Jacek (my English friends simply call me Jack, although that's quite misleading) and...

Why Did The Chicken Crossed the Road? PlatoFor the greater good. Karl MarxIt was a historical inevitability. MachiavelliSo that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them...

Old joke - new twist Instructions for use Use your spell checker to replace 'man' with 'woman' and 'he' with 'she' and vica versa, as required (you'll need scissors and glue to cut and paste this...

Hi, anyone can spare a little time to correct to see if there are any grammar mistakes in my Shakespeare project? I checked them all but I usually need someone to proofread to be perfect. It's on Romeo and Juliet. They are mainly about chracter summary and theme statements. Should take only 30...

This is only chapter 1/14, and I know it's very long, but please, please read it and help me! I really want to get published, but I don't seem to know how to go about it and I ahve to polish up the story and all that. The whole thing is about 63k words long approximately, but if anyone out there...

Never Despair As Chris and Amy awaited the start of their father’s funeral, the only thing they could think of was the day their father died. That day had been like a nightmare for the twins. The night before, their aunt called them to tell them that their father was very sick, and that they...

Julielai: I appreciate your help very much, but I din't how to replace the parts you pointed out. At this point is a little late since I have to send it tomorrow (tuesday) , and I still have an application to complete. Do you think that the story is too bad as I wrote it previously? I did some...

Hello: I wrote a short story for my college application. The instructions say that emphasis should be placed on describing the scene and developing the characters. Can anyone please read it and tell me if it is ok or if there is any grammatical/spelling mistake? Here it goes: Never...

Doesn't this depend on what the question is? There's an old joke about the woman who spoke 20 languages and couldn't say No in any of them, so I think we can guess what the question was in her case! However, if the question is "Can I help you?", saying Yes would often be the more helpful...