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I like that one - and I do remember it from Pink Panther! How about a Beckham joke!!! David Beckham decides to go horse riding. Although he has had no previous experience he skilfully mounts the Horse and appears in complete command of the situation as the horse gallops along at a steady...

I would not have thought "Good afternoon" was any more old-fashoined in English than "Good morning" or "Good evening", as each would be used in the same polite or formal context depending on the time of day. Unlike in French or German, "Good day" *is*...

A man walks into a shop and sees a dog sitting in the corner. He asks the shop's owner, "Does your dog bite?" "No, my dog does not bite," replies the owner. The man, cooing soflty, then tries to pet the dog, which immediately bites him viciously. "Ahh! I thought you told me that your...

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I have a Macedonian friend who often says "Dobro popladne" as a joke - "Good afternoon" is simply not said in the language. In fact, come to think of it, "Good afternoon" is pretty rare in most languages (that I know) and is becoming fairly old-fashioned in English....

Keep those jokes coming in!!!

hehe.. good one!

How about this one? 5. "I saw the doctor today about my loss of memory." "What did he do?" "Made me pay him in advance."

Hello again Samlacoup, I was half joking and half serious. :o) 1- I knew a German-Swiss guy who was in London studying English at a school where my girlfriend's mother was a teacher. He told me that ALL Swiss guys must serve a term in the army. He did NOT want to go into the army and was...

sorry deepblue, but its hard for me to understand this one!