In Jokes^x

Thank you all for welcoming me and for the quick response to the 1 post I sent. Escpecially for hitchhiker maj,woodard,Pemmican. I am below average to make jokes,anyway I'll give it a try in seperate post.But I like to be bombarded with jokes.Give me your best shots.

Hi Humor, Welcome to the forums. Do you have any jokes for us? If you do, it would be great to see them (in the pun thread). Woodward

Hi everyone, Thank you for having me at this valuble site.This is the first time I use a forum in my life.I thought before that I like to talk to people that I can see.So you can imagine that I don't like to use the phone either.I like human interaction and this site provides that and improve...

i'm not no, but I did live in Scotland for a year, and in Ireland for a year and a half. The Scots have Irish Jokes and the Irish have Scottish jokes. I'm English and we have both, and a few French and German Jokes too!

God- aphorisms God and man are impotent without each other. God and devil are both the results of specialization and division of work. Ateism and teism. The fight between them is over whether to call God God or it should be given an other name. There is no single proof in this...

I think it has something to do with not getting sued by someone who has a real phone number and they then falsely accuse (and sue) the producers that they are being harrassed and now has psychological damage blah, blah blah. They made a joke about this in one of Arnold Scharzwhatever's (I can't...

I don't watch much tele but I get what you mean. Very artificial, so false. 'I am your friend, you like me, now let me make a bad joke that you will all laugh at because you are nervous waiting to see if you won anything.' Say cheese(y grin) to the camara!

You're right, it was a bad joke...(he still chuckles to himself though) You were thinking of 'towards the wood'. Well, it's origin is almost that. It's from about 800 years ago when some poor guys had to take care of the deer and woods (forests) of the king/lord at that time. That's where we...

Hi all, I would say that the most difficult part in learning a foreign language, any language not just English, is the cultural differences between your native with the one you are learning; at least this is what I find really frustrating. I guess that is why, as some of you has already...

Hide- and- seek I have a hiding-place where you can’t find me you can search for me for hours I’m standing breathless patiently counting the minutes I imagine how glad you’d be to discover me I can hear that monkey’s hidden well again he’s reciting his poems again for sure you’re...