In Jokes^x

Hi, Clive wearing a black dress and pearls?Are pearls a dress, hence dresses?No, pearls are an accessory. I was just making a little joke, it's not important. It's an international week in a college. Each country is represented by a couple of student models to show off their traditional...

Hi Sunray Shower, That's ok. In fact, this joke remainded me one story from the university, where I was studying. One professor there was examining one of his students. He wanted to give him "B" for his performance, but that student wanted "A": "Hey c'mon,...

I'm not sure I completely understand what you mean. Generally, if a word has two different meanings, you don't use it as the subject of a sentence and use one meaning for part of the sentence and the other for the second part, unless you do it as a joke. One well-known examle is...

Oh my God,Am I too stupid to get it, explain the last part for me, please!"No" said the Director, "a normal person would pull the plug! Do you want a room with or without a view?" I'm starting to worry about myself..

..... A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the police. "What are these matches and lighter fluid doing in your car?" Asks the officer. "I'm a juggler and I juggle flaming torches in my act." "Oh yeah?" Says the...

Hi,$3 for each half hour. I wouldn't say 'each half an hour' is wrong here, but I don't hear it said much.I waited for half an hour.I waited for a half hour.By the way, how's your garage door?It has its ups and downs. (This is a joke. Do you get it?)I'd like to know what...

One last remark: "Makeshift" and "improvised" mean a non-standard solution using what's immediately available, but the reason for this may not always be a lack of funds or expertise.There could be combinations of reasons. Perhaps the correct materials are available, but...

Hah, well, okay, that was meant as a joke, but the "awkward partial hug", is when you go to hug somebody, but neither person really wants to hug or is uncertain if they want to hug.So, instead of facing each other directly and putting an arm (or both arms) entirely around the person,...

Actually, within an hour after posting that joke to the "southerners", I learned from a friend exactly what a "bodice ripper" is. I should have known, since until recently I often posed for artists making covers for those books.