In American English^x, Jokes^x

You, mctastic, truly didn't understand the point of the quotation that precedes the word "Handey." If you would notice, then you would have realized that "Handey" is actually the American humorist Jack Handey. Why else would someone put the word "handy" in parentheses after a quotation? Perhaps...

Vincent Teo wrote:(a) Most people have their own close friend or friends that can share their joy, sadness, success and even secrets. I also have a very close friend. In fact, she is my best friend. (b) Her name is Susan. She is eleven years ago and she studies in Tzu School. We attended...

Maybe I should have been more clear in my original attempt to answer this -- I wouldn't be too surprised either to hear someone say "a large fry," but I wouldn't say it that way myself. (And I might make a joke about it.)

<P>2 You warm my heart with your smiling face.  (even a maddy one. - this makes no sense. Do you mean an angry/mad face. ).</P> I want to explain...even you angry, upset or happy I still love you as you are, and I like to do thinking of you ... so warm <P>4...

Could anyone please mark this composition for me? It's going to be marked by an American English teacher, i don't know whether that's is usefol for you or not. It doesn't need to be a formal or polite composition, it just needs to be right ^^:Thank you so much, people My physics teacher The...

Could anyone please mark this composition for me? It doesn't have to be polite or formal, thank you so much My physics teacher The best teacher I have ever had was a friendly and middle aged woman and her name was Blanca. She wanted to work for NASA in the US as an...

So anyone moving to America would be wise to learn American English - the native language. Actually, in some instances learning RP would actually be better. If you can speak with a nearly perfect RP accent, you will be perceived as being a native speaker of British English, on this side of the...

Milky wrote: Marvin A. wrote:I'm sure there's something like that somewhere, as a joke. That would really be a laugh, because at least here, where it isn't often that you run into an Indian, they have the reputation of being very hard to understand. I was speaking seriously. If, as you say,...

Marvin A. wrote:I'm sure there's something like that somewhere, as a joke. That would really be a laugh, because at least here, where it isn't often that you run into an Indian, they have the reputation of being very hard to understand. I was speaking seriously. If, as you say, Indian English...

Nona The Brit wrote:No, USA natives don't learn British English and British natives don't learn American English. Only if you are an actor or you are messing about with an accent for a joke or something - and I have to say that 95% of American attempts at British accents are appalling! I'm...