In American accents^x, Sample^x

I see you've taken away the other samples. There was an Indian accent, a British accent, a redneck accent, a Cockney accent and an American accent. There was also an introduction...Where's that stuff now? You are cheating! So maybe it's time to tell us the truth and what that accent is...

Recently I entered the theatre scene, much to the joy of my friends. See, ever since I was a kid, I fooled around with accents, picking up what I could. My major breakthrough came when a Russian student transferred in and I made friends with him. About a month later, I was able to call his house...