In Analogies^x, Jokes^x

Courtesy of www.jumbojoke.com We've been told these are actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays. Yeah, as if. --- 1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master. 2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and...

"what is a colourful painting for one is just a blank sheet of paper for the other" Nice analogy! I hereby request permission to use it once in a while. These kinds of English oddities are exactly what make for misunderstandings, things getting lost in translation, jokes falling flat.

hi mike! foo ... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- foo: /foo/ 1. interj. Term of disgust. 2. Used very generally as a sample name for absolutely anything, esp. programs and files (esp. scratch files). 3. First on the standard list of...