Two snowmen are standing in a field. One says to the other: "Thats funny, I smell carrots too". A blonde, a brunette, a red-head, a priest, a nun, an irishman and a talking pig walk into bar. The bartender looks at them and says,

There used to be an old radio show called "Can You Top This?" Listners would send in jokes and the panel of experts would try to tell one that would get more laughs. "Can you beat that for Christmas spirit?" would be the same

Not everyone gets this kind of humor. Try to imagine what kind of appointment would require such items. It´s not that I didn´t get it; it´s that I was afraid that I´d been "too clever for my own good" and missed the real, joke - and I