Two snowmen are standing in a field. One says to the other: "Thats funny, I smell carrots too". A blonde, a brunette, a red-head, a priest, a nun, an irishman and a talking pig walk into bar. The bartender looks at them and says,

During last year 's school holiday s (Maybe they would say it this way in Britain. We would say 'Last summer' or 'Last Christmas' or 'Over the summer holiday' or 'during Christmas break') , Pater (Peter?) and

Cleaning up - yes, cleaning up his mess. Could mean correcting his errors, apologizing for his mistakes/to those he has offended, or anything similar. "could have fooled me" - your actions led me to think the opposite. Mary: God, I

. We do not normally used the Anglo-Saxon genitive (-s) with non-sentient nouns. In fact, in your cases, the nouns are not in possession of egg, day or bunny at all-- the noun is just an adjective describing them. The same applies to Christmas Day

"Steven J. Weller" I had lived there for two years. That's... actually a little disturbing. Did you mow your own lawn? Occasionally. Then one day this young African turned up, Peter. He said he was a gardener and my next-door

I don't see anything major. "Rose" is Emily's last name, and should always be capitalized. Names of movies and songs usually have every word capitalized, including the articles. Also, some people prefer to set off these titles

Catch your Christmas preesent! http://cid-0a8f29fc7f6b02c0.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!A8F29FC7F6B02C0!106= entry =09 Mandalaka, pindasektri, ravenaka uchochikha, carava, in battle, none could mark any lapses in him. Lord of all creatures duly

All yes. Stringing and connecting are not exactly the same. Did you ever string lights on a Christmas tree? "Stringing cables" is running them from point A to point B to point C. Connecting them comes afterward. I assume

There used to be an old radio show called "Can You Top This?" Listners would send in jokes and the panel of experts would try to tell one that would get more laughs. "Can you beat that for Christmas spirit?" would be the same

Hi friends, could any of you please tell me what the underlined words mean? Thanks very much. There is good news for those who wish to stick to their tree of choice, whatever the environmental consequences. The emissions caused by the use of a