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Re: Message from John Cleese

Anonymous — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 07:57:03 GMT

The response from the United States of America to Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II

Message from Her Majesty the Queen.

   â¢   Let us start with your header, the use of Majesty. Here is how it is derived: After the fall of Rome, Majesty was used to describe a Monarch of the very highest rank - indeed, it was generally applied to God. The title was then also assumed by Monarchs of great powers as an attempt at self-praise and despite a supposed lower royal style as a King or Queen, who would thus often be called "His or Her Royal Majesty." The first English king to be styled Majesty was Henry VIII.
   â¢   We can't stand people that think of themselves as Gods. And technically it would be Goddess in this case. "Goddess" have you even seen a picture of your queen.

To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty
Queen Elizabeth II

In light of your failure in recent years to nominate competent candidates
for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give
notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately.

   â¢   Yes we sure do elect some bad presidents but that is what you get when you stop inbreeding the "Royal" blood line and end up with nit wits like your son. We like to see change occur every once in awhile. It is expected that we will elect a bad one every now and again but we will just elect another president. You on the other hand are stuck with your nit wits.

Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties
over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except Kansas, which she
does not fancy).

   â¢   "Monarchial duties", What is that? What does she do, exactly? Oh, I forgot. "Nothing" So we will gladly let her do her duties. We just won't pay her unless she does something useful. And it figures that she would not want Kansas, that is where a lot of strong pioneering women come from in our history. Pioneering implies that she must do something.

Your new Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, will appoint a Governor for America
without the need for further elections.
Congress and the Senate will be disbanded.
A questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any of you
noticed.

   â¢   Wow, you are a deluded country. If you have not noticed, "The People" rule here, Congress and the Senate just try to keep us happy so they can keep their jobs. And as for the questionnaire if we are happy, we will not notice. If we are not happy, and we do not have the congress or senate to blame, You Will Notice.

To aid in the transition to a British Crown dependency, the following rules
are introduced with immediate effect:

(You should look up "revocation" in the Oxford English Dictionary.)

   â¢   So, you think that our authority was conferred to us by you. You gave us the rite to be the United States of America.
   â¢   You should pick up a history book, WE TOOK IT. We will let you know when we want to GIVE it back. Unless you think you can take it back. LOL. Like that would be possible, You can't defend yourselves let alone attack anybody. It might behoove you to remember. The only freedoms you have are the freedoms you can defend. We're Good. How about you?

1.Then look up aluminium, and check the pronunciation guide. You will be
amazed at just how wrongly you have been pronouncing it.

   â¢   noun, adjective Chiefly British - "We are Not British"

2.The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as "colour", "favour",
"labour" and "neighbour." Likewise, you will learn to spell "doughnut"
without skipping half the letters,? and the suffix '-ize' will be replaced
by the suffix '-ise'.? Generally, you will be expected to raise your
vocabulary to acceptable levels.? (look up "vocabulary").

OK, You are starting to sound like the French. Do you really want to be associated with the French?

3.Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such
as "like" and "you know" is an unacceptable and inefficient form of
communication. There is no such thing as US English. We will let ***
know on your behalf. The *** spell-checker will be adjusted to take
into account the reinstated letter "u" and the elimination of -ize.

   â¢   You still using Microsoft, we moved on to Apple, Linux, etc... And using "like" and "you know" is extremely efficient to educated people. For example; The British are becoming "like" the French. And that implies, "You know".
   â¢   See rather than write paragraphs the thought was expressed in a simple statement.

4.July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday.

   â¢   What, is it to embarrassing for you. I think we will keep it, unless you can take it. LOL

5.You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers, or
therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows
that you're not quite ready to be independent. Guns should only be used
for
shooting grouse. If you can't sort things out without suing someone or
speaking to a therapist then you're not ready to shoot grouse.

   â¢   Nice try, but we can still kick your butts without the guns. They call our lawyers, sharks, for a reason. They eat their prey, go ahead take them on. Our therapists make them feel better after kicking your butts. And as far as only shooting grouse. If you didn't already kill every other animal in the forests that you no longer have, you might actually be able to go hunting. When is the last time you saw a deer in the woods in your country?

6.Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more
dangerous than a vegetable peeler. Although a permit will be required if you
wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.

   â¢   A vegetable peeler will be just fine. By the way do you grow potatoes, carrots, or anything that requires a vegetable peeler. Didn't think so, you have to "farm" for that. And that is just so beneath you. Just keep buying our food.

7.All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start
driving on the left side with immediate effect. At the same time, you will
go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion
tables.
Both roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense
of humour.

   â¢   Oh my God(Majesty), you are using that to better us. No wonder you lost your kingdom. Oh we have a "horse" if you want to sell your kingdom. We might even give you two horses.
   â¢   And we understand the British sense of humor. To laugh you must smile, to smile you must have nice "Teeth". "You Know"

8.The former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been
calling gasoline) of roughly $10/US gallon. Get used to it.

   â¢   Jealous? Remember that whole "No taxation without representation" thing. You should look into it.

9.You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries
are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato chips
are
properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat, and
dressed not with catsup but with vinegar.

   â¢   For someone who "used" to have India, you think that you might have learned something about spices. All you got out of that era was vinegar. Come on, go through the Chunnel to France and start learning how to cook. If we take any criticism about our food it will have to come from France.

10.The cold tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually
beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as
beer, and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred
to as Lager. South African beer is also acceptable as they are pound for
pound the greatest sporting nation on earth and it can only be due to the
beer. They are also part of the British Commonwealth - see what it did for
them.
American brands will be referred to as Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine, so that
all can be sold without risk of further confusion.

   â¢   Ok, Our beer sucks but if we are going to take criticism about it, Germany will have to do it.

11.Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as good
guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to play English
characters. Watching Andie MacDowell attempt English dialogue in "Four
Weddings and a Funeral" was an experience akin to having one's ears removed
with a cheese grater.

   â¢   Stick to Documentaries, your country is incapable of producing entertainment movies. You don't laugh, you don't cry, you don't feel, and you think that you can entertain a populace. It would be "akin" to watching black and white, silent movies. Again, go to France, India, Germany, even Japan. But in the end, I think it would be best if you just make Documentaries.

12.You will cease playing American football. There is only one kind of
proper football; you call it soccer. Those of you brave enough will, in
time, be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to American
football, but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or
wearing full kevlar body armour like a bunch of nancies). Don't try rugby -
the South Africans and Kiwis will thrash you, like they regularly thrash us.

   â¢   You just don't get entertainment. Yep, we Americans are going to go nuts over watching guys in shorts run around the field for 3 hours and maybe make a score. There might even be an upset match of 2-1. The excitement of it all has me watering at the mouth. And when we are done being thrilled by the game we can switch the channel to watch a bunch of guys piled on top of each other move around on the ground for another three hours. Look up sarcasm in the Oxford English dictionary.
   â¢   Don't worry though, an american can fix it. In soccer, you need to have more excitement. Switch the goalie to a girl and after each successful goal, that goalie must remove an article of clothing. No more of those 1-0 matches, from my figuring almost all matches will be, 10-9 or 10-8. Rugby is easy, just switch to girls, we will never turn the channel.

13.Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host
an event called the World Series for a game which is not played outside of
America. Since only 2.1% of you are aware there is a world beyond your
borders, your error is under standable. You will learn cricket, and we will
let you face the South Africans first to take the sting out of their
deliveries.

   â¢   First get your facts straight, if you learned to do proper research, you would know that Toronto, as in the Toronto Blue Jays, is not with in our countries borders.
   â¢   Second, of course we know their is a world outside of our borders, we supply it with food, we keep it employed by buying its products, and we get a laugh at them when they try and criticize us.

14.You must tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us mad.

   â¢   Hell, we thought you did it. Come on you can tell us.

15.An internal revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her Majesty's
Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all monies
due (backdated to 1776).

   â¢   Ok, but you must pay all our Social Security benefits, Welfare Benefits, Wic Benefits, and government subsidies back dated to 1776. Want to call that one even? Else, you might owe us some money. We will send the lawyers over.

16.Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4 pm with proper cups, with saucers,
and never mugs, with high quality biscuits (cookies) and cakes; plus
strawberries (with cream) when in season.

   â¢   Ok that confirms it. You are pansies.

God Save the Queen!

   â¢   If you weren't paying attention, according to you, God is the Queen. Let her save herself. But if she did that you would have to call her an American.

PS: Go ahead and share this with your friends in the USA (those with a good
sense of humour and NOT humor.)

   â¢   PS. Go ahead and share this with your friends in the UK (those with a good sense of humor. oops my mistake, there are none) I would go on but, "You Know"

Re: Call plays

Clive — Sun, 02 Mar 2008 20:21:37 GMT

Hi,

Coach Walt: I'll be back in five. (I presume he means 5 minutes) Yes.

Asst. Coach: Walt, we're in the middle of a game-

Coach Walt: Just call the damn plays!

What's it mean to "call the plays". (They're playing American football.)

I believe it means 'tell the players on the team what to do next'.

Compare this to soccer, where the players think for themselves.

Best wishes, Clive

Call plays

Madhulk — Sun, 02 Mar 2008 19:12:24 GMT

Coach Walt: I'll be back in five. (I presume he means 5 minutes)

Asst. Coach: Walt, we're in the middle of a game-

Coach Walt: Just call the damn plays!

What's it mean to "call the plays". (They're playing American football.)

Message from John Cleese

Anonymous — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 15:25:54 GMT

> *Britain is Repossessing the U.S.A.!*

> A Message from John Cleese (British comedian)

> To: The citizens of the United States of America:

> In light of your failure to nominate competent candidates for President

> of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the

> revocation of your independence, effective immediately.

> Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties

> over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except Kansas, which

> she does not fancy).

> Your new prime minister, Gordon Brown, will appoint a governor for

> America without the need for further elections.

> Congress and the Senate will be disbanded.

> A questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any of

> you noticed.

> To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following

> rules are introduced with immediate effect:

> You should look up 'revocation' in the Oxford English Dictionary.

> 1. Then look up aluminium, and check the pronunciation guide. You will

> be amazed at just how wrongly you have been pronouncing it.

> 2. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'favour' and

> 'neighbour.' Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without

> skipping half the letters, and the suffix -ize will be replaced by the

> suffix -ise.

> Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable

> levels. (look up 'vocabulary').

> 3. Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises

> such as 'like' and 'you know' is an unacceptable and inefficient form

> of

> communication.

> There is no such thing as US English. We will let Microsoft know on

> your

> behalf. The Microsoft spell- checker will be adjusted to take account

> of

> the reinstated letter 'u' and the elimination of -ize. You will relearn

> your original national anthem, God Save The Queen.

> 4. July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday.

> 5. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns,

> lawyers, or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and

> therapists shows that you're not adult enough to be independent.

> Guns should only be handled by adults. If you're not adult enough to

> sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist then

> you're not grown up enough to handle a gun.

> 6. Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything

> more dangerous than a vegetable peeler. A permit will be required if

> you

> wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.

> 7. All American cars are hereby banned. They are crap and this is for

> your own good. When we show you German cars, you will understand what

> we

> mean.

> 8. All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will

> start driving on the left with immediate effect. At the same time, you

> will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of

> conversion tables.

> Both roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British

> sense of humour.

> 9. The Former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been

> calling gasoline)-roughly $6/US gallon. Get used to it.

> 10. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French

> fries are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato

> chips are properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut, fried in

> animal fat, and dressed not with catsup but with vinegar.

> 11. The cold tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually

> beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to

> as beer, and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be

> referred to as Lager.

> South African beer is also acceptable as they are pound for pound the

> greatest sporting Nation on earth and it can only be due to the beer.

> They are also part of British Commonwealth - see what it did for them.

> American brands will be referred to as Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine, so

> that

> all can be sold without risk of further confusion.

> 12. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as

> good guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to

> play English characters.

> 13. You will cease playing American football. There is only one kind of

> proper football; you call it soccer. Those of you brave enough will, in

> time, be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to American

> football, but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds

> or wearing full kevlar body armour like a bunch of nancies). Don't try

> Rugby - the South Africans and Kiwis will thrash you, like they

> regularly thrash us.

> 14. Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to

> host an event called the World Series for a game which is not played

> outside of America or Japan. Since only 2.1% of you are aware that

> there

> is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. You will

> learn cricket, and we will let you face the South Africans first to

> take

> the sting out of their deliveries.

> 15. You must tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us mad.

> 16. An internal revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her Majesty's

> Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all

> monies due (backdated to 1776).

> 17. Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4 pm with proper cups, never

> mugs,

> with high quality biscuits (cookies) and cakes; strawberries in season.

> God save the Queen.

> Only He can.

> John Cleese

(If at first you don't succeed skydiving is not for you. T.T.)

Re: university

Goodman — Mon, 15 Oct 2007 18:06:02 GMT

Yoong Liat wrote:
Grammar Geek wrote:
Yoong Liat wrote:

We're talking about University of Michigan or Michigan University.

Which is the correct version?

University of Michigan

'University of Oxford', is more commonly referred to as 'Oxford University' by native speakers, I presume. Can we refer to 'University of Michigan' as 'Michigan University'?

I am an American football fan, so I am quite familiar with college football teams and their names.

University of South California â We call it âUSCâ

Stanford - Everyone knows itâs a top-notch privately operated University

Harvard â needs no introduction, we all know itâs a University.

UCLA â University of Calif. at Los Angles.

San Francisco State [University] is not the same as UCSF which is University of California at San Francisco.

So once a university name is established, itâs better to leave it as itâs known.

Re: Going to Russia

Rotter — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 10:13:21 GMT

Pavarotti, widely regarded as one of the world's greatest opera singers, has been dogged by ill health in recent years.

Before the cancer was found, he cancelled performances as a result of neck and back operations, the latter of which was complicated by an infection, and laryngitis.

After the surgery on his pancreas last year, his manager said the tumour was "completely removed".

But despite hopes that he would be able to resume his farewell tour this year, his health has not allowed him to return to the stage.

Before this latest stay in hospital, however, his manager said he was "feeling stronger" and recording an album of classical religious music as well as teaching students.

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Please look at the third sentence of the above.
But despit hopes that he would be able to resume his farewell ...

I belive the reason to use 'would be' is the imaginary nature.
However, it is not wrong to use the verb 'will' here.

England and Germany will play play a football match.

English fans could say ' We hope we will win.'

My point is that it is not incorrect to use the 'will' form when it comes to hope.
I would like to read your comment.

Motiv. Letter for applying at an Investm Bank - any help is greatly appreci

Anonymous — Tue, 05 Jun 2007 01:05:57 GMT

Hello everybody,

I would like to apply for an internship at an investment bank. Since this is my first attempt, I would greatly appreciate any help and support available. All the more I would be thankful, if your suggestions will be made during this day as the deadline is on June 06...
Thank you very much in advance!!

Dear Sir or Madam,

I have always wanted to work in a team with the spirit and the ambition to be on top. In order to do so, I would like to become part of xy having an aspiration alike. Therefore, I am hereby applying for the position as an xy in the investment banking department.

Of particular interest and being the reason for my desire to work in the fields of investment banking have been the emphases on Banking & Finance and Corporate Finance during my studies.

XY with its position as one of the leading investment banks offers a precious chance for me and I am excited by the opportunity to work with a group of experts from whom I can learn not only professional skills but also insightful ideas about the whole world of finance. I regard this internship as a crucial step to my career planning as I hope to become a lasting member and thus be able to realize my dream.

From the enclosed resume and transcript you will notice that I am a truly achiever, who has a special zest for challenges. In doing so, I will graduate in January 08, thus one year earlier than scheduled by the degree course scheme. Enthusiasm and a talent for effective organization do not only mean simple catchwords to me, but personal attributes which have been influencing my education in a very positive way. My organisational skills in conjunction with the necessity and ability to perform best under pressure and the ability to multi-task easily were key points in pursuing my studies at this pace.

Studying Law requires strong analytical skills; by studying Business Administration and Economics I was trained to become a quantitative thinker. All combined allow me to work more accurately and more efficiently.

Nevertheless, just being at university and learning theoretically and not practically did not fit my expectations. Hence, I decided to apply for the position as a financial consultant at yz. This work has broadened my outlook and gave evidence to my ability to being good with people. Not only there but also by playing football in a football club for over 16 years have successfully learned me valuing team cooperation and commitment.

I would greatly welcome the unique opportunity to intern with you as part of your team, to benefit from your knowledge, and to put my team skills, ambition, creativity and enthusiasm into practice.

Yours Sincerely,

need for a sample of english resume

Chaobo — Sat, 08 Apr 2006 09:55:08 GMT

Hi,everybody,I will change my job,so i'd like you can provide a sample of english resume for my reference,beg you.

This is my english resume:

resume

Chaobo Chen
Likou international furniture market,Suzhou
E-mail chaobo532@163.com
mobile phone 13916780424
website www.ncu01132.com

Enducation
september 2001-july 2005 Nanchang University bachelor degree
Objective
needing a stable enviroment to promote myself
experience
october 2005-now Quanta computer(Shanghai) plant co.,ltd,As a product Engineer
my team is in charge of the componental quality for hp notebook,include cpu,ram,hard disk,odd,lcd,battery,wireless,camera and so on.New component come in and pilot run,then big input in the product line until all have been assmbled and packed.Will monitor and control the componental quality in the hole process,if any issue,we contact the suppliers and resolve the issue finally. and i am mainly in charge of the quality of lcd.the main suppliers are samsung auo,lg philip,chimei,qdi,cpt and so on.i judge the lcd by the criteria which is ok and whicj is ng.and provide a clean lcd for every hp notebook user.
social practice
i establish the JiangXi football fans forum(www.jxfootball.com),as a captain and i organized the fans to watch the foot matchs.
certification
CET4 and CET6 ,NCRE3(national computer rank examination) ,drivling license c grade(one year driving experience)

references on request

Re: Longest palindrome

Anonymous — Mon, 05 Dec 2005 10:02:48 GMT

Ahem....

Star? Not I! Movie â it too has a star in or a cameo who wore mask â cast are livewires.

Soda-pop straws are sold, as part-encased a hot tin, I saw it in mad dog I met. Is dog rosy? Tie-dye booths in rocks.

All ewes lessen ill. I see sheep in Syria? He, not I, deep in Syria, has done. No one radio drew old one.

Many moths â I fondle his; no lemons are sold. Loot delis, yob, moths in a deli bundle his tin. Pins to net a ball I won â pins burst input. I loot to get a looter a spot paler. Arm a damsel â doom a dam. Not a base camera was in a frost, first on knees on top spot. Now a camera was a widened dam.

Ask: Cold, do we dye? No, hot â push tap, set on to hosepipe. Nuts in a pod liven.

A chasm regrets a motto of a fine veto of wars. Too bad â I all won. A sadist sent cadets â a war reign a hero derides. A bad loser, a seer, tossed a cradle â he begat to cosset â a minaret for Carole, Beryl, Nora. Weâre not as poor to self.

I risk cold as main is tidal. As not one to delay burden, I donât set it on âhotâ. A foot made free pie race losses runnier. As draw won pull, eye won nose. Vile hero saw order it was in â even a moron saw it â no, witnessed it: Llama drops â ark riots. Evil P.M. in a sorer opus enacts all laws but worst arose. Grab a nosey llama â nil lesser good, same nicer omen.

In pins? No, it is open. If a top spins, dip in soot.

Madam, as I desire, dictates: Pull aside, damsels, I set a rag not for a state bastion. A test I won e.g. a contest I won.

Kidnap, in part, an idle hero. Megastars, red, rosy, tied no tie. Blast! A hero! We do risk a yetiâs opposition!

He too has a wee bagel still up to here held.

Demigods pack no mask, cap nor a bonnet, for at last a case is open â I left a tip â it wets. A dog wets too. Radios to help pay my tip, pull a tip.

Ale, zoo beer, frets yon animal. Can it? New sex arose but, we sots, not to panic â itâs ale â did I barrel? Did I lose diadem, rare carrot in a jar of mine? Droop as tops sag â unseen knots.

A cat ate straw as buck risk cud; evil foe, nil a red nag ate? Bah! Plan it â silage. Model foot in arboreta.

I, dark Satanist, set fire â voodoo â to slat. I design a metal as parrot, I deem it now. One vast sum is no ten in set â amen! Indeed, nine drag a yam, nine drag a tie. Dame nabs flower; can we help man? Woman is worse nob.

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Sample hot Edam in a pan. Iâm a rotten digger â often garden I plan, I agreed; All agreed? Aye, bore ensign; Iâd a veto â I did lose us site. Wool to hem us? No, cotton. Site pen in acacias or petals a last angel bee frets in.

I met a gorilla (simian); a mate got top snug Noel fire-lit role. Manet, Pagnol, both girdle his reed bogs.

Flan I reviled, a vet nods to order it, Bob, and assign it. Totem users go help mates pull as eye meets eye. Son â mine â pots a free pie, yes? No. Left a tip? Order a dish to get. A ring is worn â it is gold. Log no Latin in a monsignor, wet or wise. Many a menu to note carrot.

Cat in a boot loots; As I live, do not tell! A bare ***, as flat on fire, I know loots guns, fires a baton, nets a hero my ale drop made too lax.

If it is

to rain, a man is a sign; I wore macs, no melons rot. I use moths if rats relive, sir, or retire.

Vendor pays: I admire vendee, his pots net roe. Nine dames order an opal fan; Iâll ask cold log fire vendor to log igloo frost. Under Flat Six exist no devils.

Marxist nods to Lenin. To Lenin I say: âMama is a deb, besides a bad dosser.â

Gen it up to get âovaâ for âeggâ. I recall a tarot code: yell at a dessert side-dish sale. Yes/nos a task cartel put correlate: E.S.P. rocks a man. I am a man, am no cad, Iâm aware where itâs at!

Fire! Its an ogre-god to help, man, as I go. Do not swap; draw, pull a troll!

Itâs not a cat I milk â calf, for a fee, sews a button - knit or tie damsel over us. Mined gold lode I fill until red nudes I met in a moor-top bar can. I sit, I fill a diary â trap nine men in ten-part net â oh, sir, I ask, cod nose? No, damp eel.

So, to get a name! I say, Al! I am Al! Last, I felt, to breed, deer begat.

To can I tie tissue â damp â or deliver Omani artist â a man of Islam.

In a den mad dogs lived on minis a signor who lived afore targets in at. As eremites pull, I, we, surf, fantasise, mend a bad eye. No hero met satyr; Tony, as I stressed, wonât, so cosset satyr.

A vet on isles made us sign it, a name. Foe man one sub.

Aside no dell I fret a wallaby; metal ferrets yodel, like so. On a wall I ate rye. Bored? No, was I rapt! One more calf? O.K., calf, one more, bossy! No! Lock cabin, rob yam, sip martini. Megastar was in a risk.

Cat? No, Iâm a dog; Iâm a sad loyal pet. A design I wore â kilts (a clan); if net drawn, I put it up. Royal spots snag â royal prevents rift.

Composer, good diet, are both super, God â label it a love of art, lustre. Video bored, no wise tale e.g. a mini tale â no sagas seen. Knack: cede no foes a canal.

Pay â as I sign I lie; clear sin it is; e.g. âAmadeusâ sign I â lira for ecu, decimal â sin as liar.

Trad artistes pull a

doom, a drawer wonât.

Is it sold loot? No, I suffered loss. A man is god; Amen! I came nice Tahiti (sic).

Itâs ale for a ban if for a fast â is role to help mash turnip? Use zoo? No - grasp order â use no zoos. Warts on time did sag.

No grade âXâ âAâ Level? Oh, âAâ! Iâd a âBâ or a âCâ. So â pot? No, we lop. Date? Take no date! Bah! Play L.P.

Miss (a lass, all right?) flew to space in NASA era. Rose no (zero) cadets ate raw. As a wise tart I fined rags red Lenin, we help pay bet â a risk â cash to Brian. I put a clam in a pool â a pool wets.

Mahdi puts a stop to harem â miss it in one vote, lost in one, veto of none. Post-op, no tonsil; I ate; no tastier, eh? We sleep at noon time so I dare not at one; no time stops as I time tides. A bed: under it, roll; in a mania, panic!

In a pond I did as Eros as Lee felt tenrec. âInkâ â list it under âIâ. Termites put pen in a way. Democrats wonder, I too. To slay moths a dog did.

I saw elf; elf, far now, is a devilish taboo, rag-naked. I hid a bootleg disc. I, saboteur, toss it in. Oops! No legs! Laminated, a cask, conker in it, negates all if it is simple.

Hot pages are in a mag, nor will I peer, familiar tat, so lewd, native rot. Toner, ewe wore no trace; vagabond ewes do. Oh, Ada! Have pity! A pitiable eel â âOh wet am I!â - to save, note: bite gill as I do.

Call a matador minor, eh? As I live, donât! Is torero no rigid animal debaser if tipsy? Ale drew esteem in a matador. A bolero, monks I rate play or go dig rocks; a can I step on.

Go! Gas â it evades a bedsit â set a roost on fire. Boss sent a faded eclair to green imp or dog, Iâd don a belt to boot it; if Ada hid a boot, panic.

I mock comic in a mask, comedian is a wit if for eventide. Vole no emu loved is not a ferret, so pet or witness a weasel if not. I hired less, am not so bossy, as yet amateur.

To stir evil, Edna can impugn a hotel: bad loos, hot on Elba: I may melt. Tart solicits it rawer, gets it rare. Push crate open; I ram buses, use no trams.

Did I say, not to idiot nor a bare ferret, to trap rat, strap loops rat? Stewpot was on. Hot? I was red! Lessen it! Fine man on pot? No, pen inside by a bad law. So I made rips â nine delays.

Some Roman items in a.m. ordered âIs room for a ban?â âIt is,â I voted: I sat pews in aisle. Beryl, no tiro to my burden, made off for a contest, I won kiss. I may raid fine dales. I raid lochs if I to help am.

Forecast for Clare v. Essex: If no rain, a man is ref. Fusspots net foxes.

Senor is a gnome, latinosâ bad eyesore. Help misses run to border, Casanova, now, or drab hotel.

Ma has a heron; I sleep, petâs on nose, sir! Rev. I rag loved art live â fine poser. Ultra-plan: I feign, I lie: cedar to disperse â last one? No, last six. Enamel bonnet for a dark car to toss a snail at. In it all, Eve lost; Sethâs a hero slain on a trap â Rise, Sir Ogre Tamer.

Upon Siamese box I draw design. I, knight able to help, missed an alp seen in Tangier of fine metal pots. Tin I mined rages â order nine, melt ten. Tone radios; tones are not to concur. Ten-tone radar I bomb â best fire-lit so hostel side meets eerie mini red domicile. A gulf to get is not a rare tale; no time to nod.

Row on, evil yobs, tug, pull. If dogs drowse, fill a rut. An eraâs drawers draw. Put in mid-field in a band I dig a tub deep. Staff on a remit did refill a minaret.

Samâs a name held in a flat, or, sir, bedsit. I wonder, is it illicit ore? No ties? A bit under? Retarded? Is âowt amiss? Iâm on pot; not so Cecil, a posh guy a hero met. A red date was not to last so Cecil sat.

Tip? An iota to pay, a dot; sad, I drop item. Iâd ask, call, Odin, a Norsemanâs god: âPay payee we owe radio dosh o.n.o.â I to me? No, I to media.

Peril in golf â is ball a âforeâ? K.O.!

Vexed I am re my raw desires. Alto has eye on nose but tone-muser pianist is level-eyed. I lost a tie. Blast! In uni no grades are musts. Avast! Never port! Sea may be rut.

Part on rose? - Itâs a petal. Define metal:

Tin is â¦ (I gulp!) can!

I am a fine posse man, I pull a ton. Ron, a man I put on, I made suffer of evil emuâs sadism. Leoâs never a baron - a bad loss but evil â topple him, Leoâs lad. Assign a pen, can I? A pal is note decoding.

Is damp mule tail-less? No, ill; I breed for its tone. Radio speed, to grower, grew. Open a lot? No, stamp it; if for a free peso â not ecu -deign it. Times ago stone rates, e.g. at Scilly, display a wont.

No wish to get a design I, Sir Des, Iâve let? No bus sees Xmas fir. O.K. â cab â tart it up; tie lots â diamond, log or tinsel; first end errata edit. So âle vin (A.C.)â, Martini, Pils lager, one tonic.

I pegged a ball up to here when I got a top star role, Beryl. Gun is too big â wonât I menace? Yes? No?

Ill? A cold? Abet icecapâs nip. U.S.A. meets E.E.C. inside tacit sale â see! Beg a cotton tie, ma! No trial, so dodo traps exist. Arabs under-admire card label good hood stole.

In rage erupted Etna. Will a rotunda, bare villa, to tyro. Lack car? Non-U! Get a mini! My, my, Ella, more drums per gong; get a frog â nil less. Rod, never ever sneer. Got to?

I disperse last pair of devils (ah!) here today or else order cash to breed emus. Said I: âAre both superlative?â C.I.D. assign it lemon peel still. I wore halo of one bottle from a ref (football) â a tip; so hit last ego slap a mate got.

Late p.m. I saw gnu here (non-a.m.) or an idea got a dog to nod â I made felt to boot.

Fill in a lad? Nay, not all, Edna â lash to buoy. Did you biff one Venus? Not I! âBroth, girl!â ladies ordered â âNo, with gin!â â a fine plate, maybe suet; no carton I made rots in it.

Med: a hill, Etna, clears in it. Ali, Emir, to slap in/slam in. All in all I made bad losers sign it â alibi. Set a lap for a level bat.

A bed, sir, eh? To put cat now? Drat! Such an idyll of a dogâs lair! That`s it, open it â a cage! Big nit sent rat! Some day (A.D.) send ewe. No, draw a pot now, do! Of wary rat in a six ton tub.

Edna, ask satyr: âTel. a.m.?â No, tel. p.m.; Israeli tuner is damp. Use item: âAnna Reginaâ. No! Dye main room (âsalleâ) red!

Nice caps for a sea cadet in U.S.A. â Now I, space cadet, am it, sea vessel rep. Pin it on Maria, help Maria fondle her fine hotpot. No! Meet; set up to net, avoid a lesion. Set acid arena: Bruno one, Reg nil. Like it to sign in? Even I am nine-toed! I vote votes.

Oh, can a nose-rut annoy? No, best is Dorset. I know, as liar, to snoop, malign. âIâll order it to get a bedroom door,â began a miser I fed.

Am I to peer, fan? Is a door by metal? Ere sun-up, drowse, nod, lose magnet. Food? Buns? Iâll ask. Corn? Iâll ask. Corn â I snack. Cats snack (cold rat). Sum for a bag: nil. First, is remit âtraps in netâ? Yes, on a par. Coots yell over a dam I made. Bared nudist went a foot, I made roots. I tip a canon: âRow, sir, at same tide; man one: row tug.â

Sewer of denim axes a wide tail â a terror recipe to hero made manic. I, to resign? I ? Never!

âOFT I FELT ITS SENSUOUSNESSâ â title fit for evening is erotic; I named a more hot epic â error retaliated â I was examined for eweâs gut, wore no named item.

A star is worn on a cap, it is too red. Am I too fat? Newts Iâd under a bed. Am I mad? Are volleys too crap? A nosey tennis part-timer sits rifling a bar of mustard.

Lock cans, stack cans in rocks, all in rocks, all I snub. Do often games, old ones, word-pun use; relate, my brood, as in a free pot I made fires, I manage brood. Moor debate got tired rolling, I lampoon, so trail saw on kites.

Rod sits, ebony on nature, so Nana chose to veto video. Ten in main evening is O.T.T. i.e. killing; Ere noon, urban eradicates noise, lad, I ovate not. Put esteem on top (to hen, if reheld).

No fair ample hair â am not I nipper-less? Eva estimated ace caps I won as united. A Caesar of space, Cinderellaâs moor, Niamey Don (a Niger-an name), ties up mad sire, nut! I, Lear, simpleton male, try tasks âAâ and âEâ

but not âXIâ. Sanitary raw food won top award one Wednesday â a demo.

Start nesting, I beg a cat. I? Nepotist? Ah, trials, God! A folly, Dinah, custard wonât act up; other is debatable. Velar: of palate; sibilating is âsâ.

Resold: a bed, a mill, an ill animal â snip, also trim. Eilat in Israel can tell I had âem. Tin I stored (am I not raconteuse?) by a metal pen. If a night, I wondered, rose, Iâd all right orbit on sun, even off.

I buoy, did you? Both Sal and Ella, Tony and Alan (âIll if too bottle-fed, am I?â) do not. God! A toga! Ed in a Roman one, rehung! Was I, M.P. et al., to get a map? Also get salt? I, hospital lab to offer, am, or felt to be, no fool â a hero.

Will it sleep? No, melting is sad ice. Vital re-push to be raid, I assume. Deer, both sacred roes, Leroy (a doter, eh?) has lived for. I, apt sales repâs idiot to greens, revere vendors selling or fat egg-nog reps.

Murder OâMalley, my mini mate â gun on rack. Calory total: liver, a bad nut or all I wanted (âet puree garnieâ): lots. âDo, oh do, ogle bald racer,â Iâm dared â N.U.S. bar at six.

Esparto, dodoâs lair to name it, not to cage bees, elasticated, is nice. Esteem, as up in space, cite bad local lions, eye can emit now. G.I. boots in ugly rebel or ratâs potato gin (eh?) were hot. Pull a bad egg â epic, I note, no regal slip in it. Ram can â¦ (Iâve lost idea!)

Tarred nets, rifles, nitro, gold â no maid stole it. Put it, rat, back or if Sam (âXâ) sees sub on televised rising, I sedate Goths. I wonât â no way.

Alps, idyllic stage set, are not so gas-emitting, I educe. To nose, peer, far off, I tip mats onto lane. Power grew or got deep so I dare not stir. Of deer, billions sell. I ate lump â mad sign, I do cede â tonsil a pain, acne pang is sad also. Elm I help pot, live â tubâs sold; a ban or a bar, even so, elms, Iâd assume, live for. Effused am I not, up in a manor, not all up in a mess.

Open if a main A.C. plug is in it.

Late men I fed late â pasties or not. âRaptureâ by a maestro prevents a vast sum erased.

Argon in units, albeit at solid eye level, sits in a â¦ (I presume not) â¦ tube, son. No eyes: a hot laser â is Ed wary?

Mermaid, ex- evoker of all A.B.s, I flog. Nil I repaid. Emotion! Emotion, oh so do I dare, woe!

Wee yap-yap dogâs nameâs Ron. An idol lacks a dime tip, or did, as today a potato in a pitta slice costs a lot â tons. A wet adder ate more hay. Ugh! So, pal, ice cost on top? No, miss, Iâm a two-sided rat, erred nut, I base it on erotic ill; It is I, red now; it is debris, rot.

Alf, an idle he-man as âmaster animal liferâ did time, ran off at speed, but a G.I. did nab an idle if dim nit. Upwards rewards are natural lifeâs words, God. Fill up guts, boy, live now or do not emit one later. A rat on site got flu.

Gaelic, Iâm odd Erin, Iâm Eire, esteemed islet. So hostile rifts ebb. Mob, I.R.A., dare not net R.U.C. â no cotton. Erase not, so I dare not nettle men in red rose garden â Iâm in it.

Stop late men if foreign at nine. Esplanades, simple hotel, bath, gin â king is Edward IX; obese; Ma is no pure mater. Go! Rise, sir; part anon.

I also rehash tests â âOâ Level Latin, Italian. S.A.S., so, to track radar. Often nobleman exists alone â not sales reps â I do. Trade ceiling, i.e. final part, lures open if evil trade.

Volga River rises on no steppe. Elsinore has a hamlet â Oh, Bard, row on Avon!

A sacred robot nurses simple heroâs eye; dabs on it a lemon. Gas, iron, Essex often stops, suffers in a mania. Ron fixes several crofts, acer of maple. Hot, I fish; cold, I arise laden; if diary amiss, I know it set no car off. Foe-damned ruby motor, it only rebels.

Ian I swept aside to visit, in a bar of moorside red, Romanis met in a more mossy ale den. Inspired am I, Oswald. A bay bed is nine p on top. No name, niftiness- elder saw it. Oh no! Saw top wet starâs pool â part star, part otter. Refer a baron to idiot, Tony, as I did.

Smart ones use submarine.

Poet, arch-super-artiste, grew artistic. I lost rattle; my amiable, not oh so old, able to hang up, mina, can deliver it, so true. âTa, matey!â â says so Boston (Mass.) elder I hit.

On file S.A.E. was sent â I wrote poster re fat on side, volume one â loved it, never off it, I was in. Aide mocks a manic; I mock comic, I nap: too bad I had a fit, I too. Bottle ban odd, I go drop mine, ergo trial ceded a fatness, sober if not so, or a test is debased.

A vet is agog â no petâs in a cask â corgi dog, royal pet, a risk no more.

Lob a rod at a man I meet. Sewer delays pit fires â a bedlam in a dig â iron ore rots it. No devil is a hero â Nimrod.

At a mall a cod is all I get. I bet on Eva, so Tim ate whole eel bait, I pay tip, Eva had a hood sewed. No B.A. gave car to Nero, we were not to rev it and we lost a trail; Iâm a free pill, I wrong a man. I erase gap; to help miss it, I fill a set. A gent in ire knocks a cadet.

Animalsâ gel on spoon â it is so true to basics â Iâd gel; too bad I hide kangaroo baths â I lived as I won raffle, flew as I did go, dash, to my, also too tired now, star comedy: A wan, inept, upset Iâm retired, nut; its ilk, nicer. Nettle feels a sore; sad, I did no panic in a pain, am an ill or tired, nude, based item; it is a spot.

Semitone, not a tone, radios emit; no, on tape; elsewhere itâs a tone.

Tail is not on; pots open on foot, even on it, so let oven (on, it is) simmer â a hotpotâs a stupid ham stew.

Loop a loop, animal â cat up in air.

Both sacks I rate by apple hewn in elderâs garden if it rates, I was aware â tasted a core.

Zones or areas, Annie, cap, so twelfth girl, lass, alas, simply (alpha beta) done, Kate. Tadpole won top Oscar, Obadiah, âOâ Level axed.

Argon gas did emit no straw, so ozone sure drops argon, oozes up in Ruthâs ample hotel or sits afar off in a bar â of elastic, is it?

I hate cinema; cinema dogs in a mass. Older effusion to old â lost, is it now? Reward: a mood.

All upsets it.

Radar trails an Islamic educer of a riling issue, damages it in Israel. Ceiling is, I say, a plan, a case of one deck. Can knees sag as one Latin image elates, I wonder?

Oboe diverts ultra foe, volatile bald ogre â push to berate; Iâd do, ogre. So, p.m., Oct. first, never play organâs stops â lay or put it up in ward ten.

Final cast like rowing â I sedate play, old as am I, God! Am I! On tacks I ran; I saw rats. A Gemini tramp is May born.

I back colonyâs sober omen of lack of lace. Rome, not Paris, a wonder.

Obey retail law â a noose killed oyster. Reflate my ball, a water-filled one. Disabuse no name of emanating issue.

Damsels, I note, vary tastes so cost now desserts. I say no! Try taste more honeyed. A bad nemesis at naff ruse will upset. I, mere Satanist, e.g. rater of a devil â (Oh wrong is a sin!) â Iâm no devilâs god, damned.

Animals, if on a mat, sit. Rain, a more vile drop, made us site it in a cottage. Breed deer â bottle fits a llama.

I lay, as I emanate, go to sleep, mad ones on docks â air is hot. Entrap, net, nine men in party raid - all if it is in a crab-pot room, an itemised, under-lit, nullified old log den â Iâm sure voles made it rot in knot.

Tubas we see far off lack limit. A cat on still or tall upward paws to no dog is an ample hot-dog, ergo nastier if tastier, eh? We, raw amid a conman, a mama in a mask, corpse et al., err.

Octuple tracks at a sonâs eyelash side distressed a tall eye doctor, a tall ace, rigger of a vote: got put in egress; odd, abased, is ebbed, as I am, Amy, asinine lot! Nine lots! Donât six rams live? Donât six exist?

Alfred, nuts or fool gigolo, trod never if gold locks all in a flap on a red rose; made nine or ten stops.

I heed never, Iâm Daisy, a prod never, I terrorise viler starfish. To me suitors, no lemons, came rowing. Is a sin a mania? Rot!

Sit! I fix a looted amp or delay more, hasten not. A baser if snug stool, wonkier, if not - Alf says - super, a ballet to no devil, is a stool too. Ban it, actor, race to no tune.

May names I wrote wrong (Is no man in it, a long old log?) sit in row, sign irate Goths; I dare drop it. At felonâs eye I peer, fast open â Iâm nosey, esteem eyes. All upset, ample hogs resume totting. Is sad nabob tired? Roots donât evade liver in Alfâs gob.

Deers I held right; oblong, apt enamel or tile rifle on gun spot to get a man â aim is all. I rogate, minister. Feeble gnats, alas late, prosaic, a canine pet is not to consume hot.

Loo, wet, issues old idiot; evading, I sneer, obey a deer, gall a deer, gain alpine dragnet for egg Iâd net to ram in a pan I made to help master. Rags I held, arcane poet, arcane poetic error, all odd; I bottle fine panacean lust. Iâd nag elks I ride if editor toted a minor. I fog a natural life.

Roses, or level dumb ones â rows in a mown, ample, hewn acre. Wolfsbane made it a garden in May, a garden indeed.

Nine mates, nine tons I must save now on time â editor raps a late man. G.I.s edit also, too. Do over if tests in a task radiate. Rob ran; I, too, fled.

âOmegaâ â list in alphabet.

A gander, a line of live ducks, irk cubs. A wart, set at a cast on knee, snug as spots.

A poor denim for a janitor, racer, armed aide, solid idler â rabid; Iâd elastic in a pot, tons to sew.

Tubes or axes went in a clam, in an oyster. Free booze â lap it all up. Pity, my apple hot, so Iâd a root stew. God, a stew! Tip it at feline! Posies, a catâs altar often, no baron packs. A monk caps dog â I meddle here â hot? Pull its leg! A bee was a hoot, eh?

No, it is opposite. Yaks I rode wore hats, albeit on deityâs orders. Rats age more held in a trap, nip and I know it â set no cage now.

Itâs eta; no, itâs a beta â Tsar of Tonga rates isles. Mad Ed is all upset at cider, is Ed? Is a madam too? Snip? Iâd snip, spot a fine position, snip nine more cinemas.

Do ogres sell in a mall? Yes, on a barge so rats row tubs.

Wall last canes up or Eros, an imp, lives to irk, rasp or dam all tides sent. I wonât â I was no Roman â even I saw tired row â a sore. He lives on. âNo!â we yell.

Up, now! Wards are in nursesâ sole care. I, peer, fed, am too fat? Oh, not I, test no dined ruby ale; dote not on salad itâs in â I am sad.

Locks I rifle so troops atone re war. Only rebel or a crofter animates so cottage beheld arcades, so trees are sold, abased. I redo, rehang, I err â a wasted act; nests Iâd â as an owl â laid. A bootâs raw foot, even if a foot to master, germs (ah!) can evil do.

Pan is tune-pipe â so hot notes, paths up to honeydew.

Odd locks, a maddened (I was aware) macaw on top, spot no seen knots, rifts or fan, I saw. Are maces a baton, madam? Oodles, madam? Rare laptops are too late â got too lit up.

Nits rub â snip now, Iâll abate, not snip, nits I held.

Nubile Danish tomboys I led to old loser as no melons I held; no fish to my name. Nod lower, do I dare? No, one nods a hairy snipe. (Edit: one hairy snipe, eh?) See silliness, else weâll ask cornish to obey deityâs or godâs item. I, God, damn it! I was in it! To Hades, acne trap, sad loser! As warts pop, a dosser I â we â vile rat, sack! Same row, oh woe! Macaroni, rats, as a hoot, tie. I vomit on rats

teh ubar palindrome, hehe

Re: Time is limited...help me with my motivation letter...THX!!!

abbie1948 — Mon, 04 Apr 2005 10:15:53 GMT

Hi Reviver,

Your CV is about your education to date. No-one expects you to have vast work experience, and you are applying for higher education, so obviously you don't have it yet!

You don't need to say much about your primary school, except perhaps its name and how long you went there:

e.g. My Town primary School - 1990-93 - same for middle school.

When you get to the secondary school, put the dates you attended, followed by the qualifications you gained / subjects studied and your grades.

It is very important to mention all the school clubs extra-curricular activities in which you participated, including the choir, football, playing accordion etc. This comes under the heading of "Interests and Activities"

I don't know what computer programme you have, but most systems have a C.V or "resume" template, whci you may find helpful in laying out your document.

Then you need a personal statement, which is the bit in your letter "I consider myself to be ...", and then your Aims and objectives.

So:

Name, address, date of birth, nationality.

education to date

qualifications

Outside interests (internet club, football etc. Get as much down here as you can)

**personal statement / aims and objectives.

Sometimes people put this first, before the education. Look at the cv programme on your computer. I know MS Works has an entry level resume, which is what you need.