I wrote an essay about "Neighbors" by Raymond Carver. I tried my best, but I feel I need help to make correction of grammar mistakes and word choosing mistakes. I don't know whether you know about the story, "Neighbors" by

Two snowmen are standing in a field. One says to the other: "Thats funny, I smell carrots too". A blonde, a brunette, a red-head, a priest, a nun, an irishman and a talking pig walk into bar. The bartender looks at them and says,

Who says they don't make 'em like they used to? I watched SPLINTER last night, and it's a good, tense little low-budget horror movie, very old-fashioned (as in late 70's-early 80's). Actually, it kind of reminded me a little of

Got about 20 minutes into it and gave up. What, was it trying to be another "Space Odessey 2000" immitation? Yuk. I didn't like the original. Well, I liked 2001 and I couldn't stand The Fountain. So, like what's the deal. His

I keep hearing this line in the Mission Impossible III trailer the evil guy has the good guy and ... seems incredibly obvious to me why does the alternative seem so much more terrible to others? Or does it? My two theories both involve terrible,

Perhaps you need to learn proper English? Also, for some ... house. I am bored now. Be gone you flacid penis. "I have a beautiful young English rose as a girlfriend, I dont need to jerkoff". TaKYoN, Maybe you should find a

Anyone that calls himself "TaKYoNtheKoRRuPT" is surly NOT the sharpest knife in the drawer! Perhaps you need to learn proper English? Also, for some reason you cause no offence to me. Maybe I am ... frustrated, spotty faced American

I once had an interesting (and somewhat one-sided) discussion on the subject with a moderately obsessed producer who loathed the use of "we hear", "we see" and so on, for no particularly clear reason that I could discern.

You should what Marvin Gaye, Luther Vandross, and a little Anita, Marvin Gaye is dead, now Luther Vandross is dead (RIP), is Anita Baker next? did, and change it to "GayE" (No, Fontana, that does NOT mean gay English, girlfriend,

But does it get the respect it deserves? As someone whose last name is Gay, I have to tell you that it does not. You should what Marvin Gaye, Luther Vandross, a little Anita, did, and change it to "GayE" (No, Fontana, that does NOT mean