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Ruslana, I will explain the joke. The joke is that nobody (not even a man left in charge of a baby) would do this, - put the baby in the sink with the washing up! The baby is a metaphor. The picture was staged (posed) to suggest that men would rather do other things than look after a...

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Courtesy of www.jumbojoke.com We've been told these are actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays. Yeah, as if. --- 1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master. 2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and...

The amount of ignorance, bigotry, assumption, accusation, and misguided foolishness on this post is truly astounding. When I read the title I was intrigued; I entered thinking: "surely this is a joke. Surely I am on a forum where the average intelligence of the contributors is great enough to...