http://www.usdebtclock.org/ Paulo Joe Jingy "I just couldn't live in a world without me." I somehow doubt you were worried about it when Bush Jr. was Prez. Now all the sudden it's a problem. ... Contact said; "The first rule

01100101001000101 100101001000101010 100100101001000102 There are 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know this is a binary joke, and those who don't, and those who know it's actually a tertiary joke. I

http://snipurl.com/kxsq4 Universal Pictures hastily cut a scene involving Michael Jackson and his family from its much-anticipated upcoming release, ³Bruno,² to avoid appearing in poor taste in the wake of the performer¹s shocking death on

When Irish writer George Bernard Shaw visited New Zealand in the 1930s, a reporter asked what he thought about the place. Shaw replied: "too many sheep". In New Zealand, there are 40 million sheep. The number is 10 times as many as that

There used to be an old radio show called "Can You Top This?" Listners would send in jokes and the panel of experts would try to tell one that would get more laughs. "Can you beat that for Christmas spirit?" would be the same

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àMOCKING THE MAVERICK 'The masked avengers' and the great Sarah Palin prank How two Montreal radio DJs were able to persuade vice-presidential candidate's staff that 'French President' wanted to wish her well MICHAEL POSNER

I think you are right about number three, try this version: "Good one, but even funnier is that I could have sworn I told you that very joke a couple of months ago."

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Serial Killers By VIRGINIA HEFFERNAN NYT Magazine It was a tiny sign of the times: the latest politician¹s mistress to make headlines ‹ Rielle Hunter, with whom John Edwards says he had an extramarital affair in 2006 ‹ was no one¹s nanny,