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Hi Anonymous,That guy, which went to that mental hospital to visit his IT manager friend, was kinda crazy too, at least according to that doctor...:-))). Question of that doctor was a trap, because everyone would take a bucket to empty the bath-tub...of course. And that's the...

I've not seen this show, but I gather it's a catchphrase. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Clue:_No says it's "a line spoken frequently by the Sheriff throughout this series" but doesn't offer any suggestions about what it means. I'd guess it means "Here's a...

It might help if you were to provide the exact title of what you are watching. I'm getting the impression that it's a comedy as opposed to a drama (as I had originally assumed), if so the repetition of the phrase "a clue: no" may well be a running joke."That's how I...

Hi guys,Here is another joke for IT guys..:-)))I went to visit an old friend at a mental asylum, (the pressure as an IT Manager had gotten too much for him) and I asked the Director what criteria they use to determine that a patient should be institutionalized. "Well" said the Director...

actually this one's a joke...gold is measured in carrats and in order to make this one a joke they change it to carrot...

Bill Gates died and went to the Afterlife Waiting Room. He was met by St. Peter, who asked him if he wanted to go to Heaven or Hell. Bill asked if he could see them before he decided. St. Peter said yes and snapped his fingers. They instantly appeared on a sunny beach, with people eating great...

I think I have enough experience on these forums to be able to say with some conviction that indiscriminate Google searches send people off in the the wrong direction far more often than they shed light on a question. Google is a fine a useful tool but it is not a reliable method of determining...

Hee, hee. It was a joke! What do you call the action ...?I call it crude!I call it a crude action!www.m-w.com: crude: marked by the primitive, gross, or elemental or by uncultivated simplicity or vulgarity CJ PS. I don't know of a verb that covers such a specific gesture.

It’s not a joke to some people. This is serious matter. If you live in the Bay Area region of California of USA, political correctness has a higher level of meanings where the liberals decide the city policy where they live, what is acceptable and what is not, what you can say, even on the...

A fat lie is like a big lie.He told me when I started working for the company that I would treble my salary after a year. It was a fat lie.I've been her 12 months and I'm earning less than when I started. See above for white lie.