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Re: Grammer Check

Anonymous — Tue, 01 Aug 2006 14:45:25 GMT

In Bobbie Ann Masonâs short story âShilohâ, we see a couple struggling to make sense of themselves and one another. The story tells of a marriage in serious trouble. Leroy and Norma Jean Moffitt roles within their relationship have shifted due to an unfortunate accident. Leroy, whose name means âthe Kingâ in French, was once the man in the relationship. He probably entered the relationship strong, determined, and hardworking. On the other hand, Norma Jean most likely entered the relationship as a loving wife that cared for the household and did all the duties that were expected of women. Unconsciously, Norma Jean takes over being the âmanâ of the house due to Leroyâs unexpected accident. The theme in âShilohâ is how the change in social relationships between men and women and the shifting of gender roles can affect the lives of simple, hardworking people.

Former truck driver, Leroy, is a loving and caring husband who has been injured in a trucking accident and no longer assumes the role of the man in his relationship. His rig now sits in the backyard, âlike a gigantic bird that has flown the roost,â while he finds himself âwaking up to the cool place in bedâ and the dirty dishes. He considers himself completely disable and is unable to figure out his next career move. He is slowly becoming the woman in the relationship. He finds himself taking up needlepoint, which he points out is a form of recreational activity practiced by professional football players. He probably used professional football players as an example because they are considered macho. As if needlepoint was not enough, Leroy also begun âmaking things from craft kits. He started by building a miniature log cabin from notched Popsicle sticksâ¦. Then he tried string art, a macrame owl kit, a snap together B-17 Flying Fortress, and a lamp made out of a model truck, with a light fixture screwed on the top of a cab.â

The main female character of the story, Norma Jean, once a loving wife is now on the quest for independence. Because of her husband refusal to find another job, Norma has been forced to exchange roles with her husband. Her quest for independence involves defying typical feminine roles. She is no longer the typical housewife; she works at Rexall drug store and attends school. In the opening paragraph we are told: âLeroy Moffittâs wife, Norma Jean, is working on her pectorals.â Even though women are beginning to enter the world of bodybuilding, it is still a male dominated activity. Norma Jean defies her traditional feminine roles in other ways too. She leaves her dirty cereal bowl on the table when she leaves for work, and she drives when they finally take their trip to Shiloh.

Leroy has been in a trucking accident, prompting the story to begin with Norma Jean working out. This is the first sign within the story that they are inadvertently switching roles. Leroyâs job had kept him on the road in the past and he felt guilty over his long absences. His job seems to be the only connection that him and his wife have. She works at Rexall drug store, âand she has acquired an amazing amount of information about cosmetics.â âWhen she explains to Leroy the three stages of complexion care, involving creams and moisturizers,â he is able to think of âother petroleum productsâaxle grease, diesel fuel.â This is the first sign that their relationship is not where it should be. Norma Jean never complained about Leroy being on the road. She is now often startled to find him at home. Leroy sometimes believes that his being home disappoints his wife. Leroy mentions that they are lucky to still be married because he read that losing a child could destroy a marriage. Leroy wants to build Norma Jean a âreal houseâ because their current house does not feel like home. The author uses foreshadowing in the poem. Leroy admits that he is going to lose Norma and is just waiting for the time to pass. Leroy desperately attempts to save his marriage. He even begins to give in to Norma Jeanâs assumption of new roles. In his attempt to convince her to help him build their log cabin, he tells her they can lift the logs together. âIt would be just like lifting weights,â he pleaded.

Norma Jeanâs mother, Mabel, is a key component in the lives of the couple. She is often involved in the lives or Norma and Leroy. Mabel was displeased when Leroy got Norma Jean pregnant and saw the death of their son as âfate mocking her.â She lets Norma Jean know that she blames her for the baby's death by telling her a story about a baby who died because of a negligent mother. She criticizes Leroy because of his extra curricular activities such as craft kits and string art. She tells Leroy those are activities a âwoman would do.â Mabel is often in the picture and steady offering her advice, whether itâs wanted or not. Itâs apparent that Norma Jean still values her mother opinion. Leroy catches Norma Jean crying and she claims it is because her mother caught her smoking. This seems to be the pivotal point in their relationship. At the end of the story, Norma Jean reveals that it was at that time that things went bad for her in their relationship. Mabel thinks the couple would benefit from traveling to the Confederate battleground at Shiloh, Tennessee. Itâs ironic that Mabel and Leroy thought that the trip would help the relationship because in reality the trip was the end of their relationship.

While many may view âShilohâ ' as a feminist saga of a woman flexing her muscles and taking flight, "Shiloh" is really Leroy's story. It is told from a third person, limited point of view. Leroyâs internal conflict, in the story, is either communicate with his wife or just wait on her to leave him. If Leroy would have only communicated with his wife, then their marriage might not have ended. There was several times throughout the story, Leroy wanted to talk to his wife but he decides against it. Communication was the biggest problem in the relationship. Had they communicated, then Leroy would have been aware that Mabel wanted him out of the house fulfilling his role as the âkingâ. Norma Jean tried to give him a hint without listing all the jobs he could do. It wasnât until they visited Shiloh that Norma Jean enlightened Leroy that most women wanted a man that âwondersâ. Leroy has an epiphany at Shiloh. He realizes that his building a house of logs is âemptyâtoo simple.â He finally understands that a log house is not the missing link in his marriage and his wife wants more.

What is Shilohâs significance? Shiloh was the site of a major Confederate battle. The battle relates to the problem in Norma Jean and Leroyâs marriage. Norma Jean can be described as a rebel force that is trying to assert herself when her foundation is snatched from under her. Itâs is ironic that Norma Jean parents eloped in Corinth and after they visited the battleground, Mabel was born. Leroy and Norma Jean are currently at the same battleground, but their relationship ended unlike Mabelâs parents.

The story both opens and closes with an image of muscles and strength. The author seems to be putting an emphasis on strength, a kind of strength typically associated with masculinity. This emphasis allows us to see the change in gender roles. We witness Leroy transfer from âthe kingâ of the relationship to the woman. He becomes jobless and plays with art and crafts. Norma, on the other hand, has become the man in the relationship. The story starts out with her being obsessed about making herself hard. In significant but small ways, throughout the story, Norma Jean has defied the typical feminine roles. The drive to Shiloh even shows Leroy and Norma switching roles. âNorma Jean drives, and Leroy feels like some boring hitchhiker she has picked up.â According to society, it is considered appropriate for the man to drive and be in the position of control. The author makes it clear that Norma Jean is the one who is taking control. At the closing of the story, the author mentions strength once more as Norma Jean waves her arms at Leroy. Leroy said, âShe seems to be doing an exercise for her chest muscles.â The shedding of Norma Jean feminine behaviors is made even more striking by Leroyâs loss of his traditionally masculine ones.

Re: "It is a line"

Mister Micawber — Sat, 03 Sep 2005 13:35:50 GMT

A line is an expression, speech or monologue that is designed to unfairly (through manipulation of feelings or outright mendacity, for instance) influence the listener toward some goal concocted by the speaker-- such as sex, power, respect, etc.

Many young men have lines which they hope will help them seduce young ladies, and many young ladies have lines that help avoid seduction. A person can also have a line about his illustrious past, his important occupation, his multifarious talents, etc.

It's a line, spoken of a third party, would suggest that the speaker recognizes that that party is being insincere or repeating a standard approach to a situation.

Of course, your example has no context, so line could have any of its many other meanings. The one I am suggesting is meaning #24:

NOUN:1. Mathematics A geometric figure formed by a point moving along a fixed direction and the reverse direction. 2a. A thin continuous mark, as that made by a pen, pencil, or brush applied to a surface. b. A similar mark cut or scratched into a surface. c. A crease in the skin, especially on the face; a wrinkle. 3a. A real or imaginary mark positioned in relation to fixed points of reference. b. A degree or circle of longitude or latitude drawn on a map or globe. c. The equator. Used with the. 4a. A border or boundary: the county line. b. A demarcation: a line of darker water beyond the reef. c. A contour or an outline: the line of the hills against the evening sky. 5a. A mark used to define a shape or represent a contour. b. Any of the marks that make up the formal design of a picture. 6a. A cable, rope, string, cord, or wire. b. Nautical A rope used aboard a ship. c. A fishing line. d. A clothesline. e. A cord or tape used, as by builders or surveyors, for measuring, leveling, or straightening. 7. A pipe or system of pipes for conveying a fluid: gas lines. 8. An electric-power transmission cable. 9a. A wire or system of wires connecting telephone or telegraph systems. b. An open or functioning telephone connection: tried to get a free line. 10a. A passenger or cargo system of public or private transportation, as by ship, aircraft, or bus, usually over a definite route. b. A company owning or managing such a system. 11a. A railway track or system of tracks. b. A particular section of a railway network: the PhiladelphiaâTrenton line. 12. A course of progress or movement; a route: a line of flight. 13a. A general method, manner, or course of procedure: different lines of thought; took a hard line on defense. b. A manner or course of procedure determined by a specified factor: development along socialist lines. c. An official or prescribed policy: the party line. 14. A general concept or model. Often used in the plural: a trilogy along the lines of the Oresteia. 15. A condition of agreement; alignment: brought the front wheels into line; a wage agreement in line with current inflation. 16a. One's trade, occupation, or field of interest: What line of work are you in? b. Range of competence: not in my line. 17. Merchandise or services of a similar or related nature: carries a complete line of small tools. 18. A group of persons or things arranged in a row or series: long lines at the box office; a line of stones. 19a. Ancestry or lineage. b. A series of persons, especially from one family, who succeed each other: a line of monarchs; comes from a long line of bankers. c. A strain, as of livestock or plants, developed and maintained by selective breeding. 20a. A sequence of related things that leads to a certain ending: a line of argument. b. An ordered system of operations that allows a sequential manufacture or assembly of goods at all or various stages of production. c. The personnel of an organization or a business who actually make a product or perform a service. 21a. A horizontal row of printed or written words or symbols. b. One of the horizontal scans forming a television image. 22. A brief letter; a note: I'll drop you a line. 23a. A unit of verse ending in a visual or typographic break and generally characterized by its length and meter: a line of iambic pentameter. b. The dialogue of a theatrical presentation, such as a play. Often used in the plural: spent the weekend learning her lines. 24. Informal Glib or insincere talk, usually intended to deceive or impress: He kept on handing me a line about how busy he is. 25. abbr. lines Chiefly British a. A marriage certificate. b. A usually specified number of lines of prose or verse to be written out by a pupil as punishment. 26. Games A horizontal demarcation on a scorecard in bridge dividing the honor score from the trick score. 27a. A source of information. b. The information itself: got a line on the computer project. 28a. Music One of the five parallel marks constituting a staff. b. A sustained melodic or harmonic part in a piece: a rock song with a driving bass line. 29a. A formation in which elements, such as troops, tanks, or ships, are arranged abreast of one another. b. The battle area closest to the enemy; the front. c. The combat troops or warships at the front, arrayed for defense or offense. d. The regular forces of an army or a navy, in contrast to staff and support personnel. e. The class of officers in direct command of warships or of army combat units. f. A bulwark or trench. g. An extended system of such fortifications or defenses: the Siegfried line. 30. Sports a. A foul line. b. A real or imaginary mark demarcating a specified section of a playing area or field. c. A real or imaginary mark or point at which a race begins or ends. d. The center and two wings making up a hockey team's offensive unit. e. Football A line of scrimmage. f. Football The linemen considered as a group. 31. Informal The odds a bookmaker gives, especially for sports events. 32. The proportion of an insurance risk assumed by a particular underwriter or company. 33. Slang A small amount of cocaine arranged in a thin, usually tightly rolled strip for sniffing. 34. Archaic One's lot or position in life.

(courtesy of American Heritage Dictionary)

How to date different sunsigns

eagle — Wed, 09 Feb 2005 03:33:30 GMT

How To Date An Aries Female ( March 21-April 20 - Aries )

If you are dating an Aries female, take her out to the shooting
range.Bring an extra gun for her to shoot with you. She is capable
of
shooting at you, if you rile her anger.) Wear tight jeans,a
redshirt
and look manly. Pick her up on your Harley Davidson, but remind her
you have a private race car collection.Be Macho! Do not talk about
old girlfriends! Aries females must be the only "one".Cooking isn't
her
goal in life, but adventure will get her attention! Don't be a
pushover, she'll lose interest, and look for another challenge.Tell
her she is really cool, and the most fun and exciting woman you
were
ever with. (This will probably not be a lie.) She values honesty,
don't fabricate! Be careful though, if this Aries female really
likes you, she'll chase you until she can propose to you.Aries
females
means business and are not recommended for timid men!

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How To Date An Aries Male ( March 21-April 20 - Aries )

If you are dating an Aries male, allow him to decide where to go and
what to do. Let him know that you have never dated a man with such
confidence and brains. You can be the dumb blonde with this guy,
he'll save you. If you are out with him and you flirt with someone
else,be
prepared to call a cab to get home. Aries males do like skin and
cleavage, therefore, you could win him back. It will not work a
second time. He can argue with you, and when you think you have
won, he will
still do it his way. He wants to chase you, so let him do the
calling
and guesswork. Don't tell him you love him, until he proposes.To
Catch this hot-blooded Aries man, give the Ram his head and follow
his
lead. Everyday is an adventure to an Aries male, marriage is also.Restup!

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How to Date A Taurus Female ( April 21-May 21 - Taurus )

If you are dating a Taurus female, take her to an expensive steak
house, rub on your soft musk, wear your corporate suit, and arrive
in
our four-door sedan. If it is paid for, you may drop that subtlety
in your conversation during dinner. Taurus females prefer tender
hugs
and quiet candlelight dinners at home, prepared by you. She'll
return the
love by cooking for you at her home.When mentioning the house you
would like to build,make sure you tell her about the large wooded
lot
with room for kids and dogs. If you are serious about her, let her
know that it wouldn't becomplete without a woman's touch. She will
interpret your comment and hint about a cute little 20 carat
diamond
she spotted at the mall. Taurus females are warm and loving!
(Unless
you make her mad or jealous.Don't tell her you spent your rent
money
to buy drugs.) Taurus Females are security minded, and will stick
by
you!

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How to Date A Taurus Male ( April 21-May 21 - Taurus )

If you are dating a Taurus male, be prepared to watch lots of movies
at his home. His dog will eventually accept the two of you being
together.A real treat will be when he takes you out to dinner to a
four star restaurant. Taurus males will think you look great in
forest green,however, they like nudity above all.Taurus males have
the
cuddly teddy bear approach to love. He will certainly have his arm
around
you,during the movies. If you want to win his heart, get him a cold
beer without him asking you. He will of course, apologize for his
messy home.He would know he had your love, if you surprised him by
cleaning it up, and making the chili when he entertains his friends
for Monday night football. He likes to take his own sweet time, so
don't push him. He is the marrying kind. Visualize Mr. Taurus,
watching television from his recliner,dog at his feet, a child
under
under each arm, complete with TV guide and beer can pyramid.

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How To Date A Gemini Female ( May 22-June 21 - Gemini )

If you are dating a Gemini female, arrive on your mountain bike built
for two. Ask her if she would like to ride over to the bar,and
shoot
a game of pool, because a lot of your buddies hang out there and
they
are fun! If that doesn't work, then suggest skating, a coffee
house,
or hanging out at the bookstore. Wear casual clothes and be
prepared
to talk a lot.Talk about the fascinating people you know, the
intellectual types preferably. Tell her about the book you are
going
to write. Have some original thoughts and be inventive. Creativity
ranks high on your Gemini females list. You'll never know what she
is
thinking. She is full of surprises. You can take her to the
neighborhood dive bar, or to the Governor's Ball. She won't
embarrass
you. You can find out what she really thinks of you by locating
her
journal, where all her secrets are kept.Gemini females are not
tidy,
so it should be lying around in plain sight. There's lots of time
before an engagement ring is necessary. Gemini females have to
fall
in love with your brain first!

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How To Date A Gemini Male (May 22-June 21 - Gemini)

If you are dating a Gemini male, you can expect him to stand you up
on your first date, but if you are lucky, he will call, say he is
running late, and that the plans for the date have changed.Bring an
overnight bag, he can get carried away and forget that you need to
go
home. He will have the cutest twinkling eyes, and you will forgive
him. He will slightly ignore you in public, as he always knows
everyone,wherever he takes you, and speaks to each one. Somehow,
you
can't picture him in a tuxedo, going down the aisle. Gemini males
won't call you everyday. Gemini men are witty, fun, and can play,
play, and play! These men thrive in occupations where they can meet
the public, and talk.Gemini males are great as disc jockeys. If
you
want to catch this guy, don't lean on him, don't get pregnant, or
talk marriage. Be a challenge, do your own thing and let your
Gemini male
chase you. It's ok to date others.

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How To Date A Cancer Female ( June 22-July 22 - Cancer )

If you are dating a Cancer female, dine out for pizza, and afterwards
take her to Baskin Robbins. Be sure to call her mother and check on
the kids. She'll think you are really a nice guy. Dress casual,
and
drive a suburban, or mini-van. It's ok, if you got the kids from
your last divorce, that won't stop her from dating you. Offer to
barbecue
at her house and compliment her cooking.(That way you get to come
back for more.) Bring the family with you,Cancer females can take
it.
Cancer females are very sensitive about everything near and dear to
them. Never say bad things about her family members--ever! They do
possess humor. Pay attention to all her handmade quilts and home
crafts. Cancer women are great homemakers. Let her know you like
women with a "little meat" on their bones. (They taste everything
they cook (yummy!) play games with Cancer women.

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How To Date A Cancer Male ( June 22-July 22 - Cancer )

If you are dating a Cancer male, be prepared to go to swap meets,and
garage sales. Of course, he will take you out to eat,at least on
your first date.He is pretty thrifty, so be sure you have a little
stash
of tip money in your purse. Of course, if you want to pay for
your
own,that would be fine. Just be yourself around him. Looks aren't
that important to Cancer males, but do know some fabulous recipes!
Talk
about your love of children. Display an interest in his hobbies.
Don't go into his garage, it will take the rest of the century to
go
through all of his bargains and collectables. Your Cancer man will
be
dating just you, and possibly his ex-wife.He is extremely stable,
and
loves to eat. If you think you need to diet, he won't. He loves
chesty women! You will receive flowers from him,out of his
garden,
naturally. He will remember all the holidays and treat you well.
Tell him all your funny stories, he likes to laugh. It's ok, to
say you
are pro marriage and to openly discuss it. He's there for you. He
knows
how to treat women, afterall, his best friend is his mother. When

you marry a Cancer man, you get them both!
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How to Date a Leo Female ( July 23-August 22 - Leo )

If you are dating a Leo female, take her to the movies, a
concert,abroadway show, a plush restaurant. Getting the picture?
She
wants tobe seen out with you. If men notice her, she will love
that.If you don't act a little jealous, she will try harder to make
you so.She thinks jealousy is a compliment. Bring her flowers,
wear
your gold chains, and wear something that shows off those muscles
you
worked so hard to get. That will excite her. Don't forget to
splash
on your Giorgio cologne. Tell her how much you love redheads, and
ask
her if all that gorgeous hair is hers? (If she isn't a redhead,
then
switch to blondes,or dark hair, but don't forget this.) Compliment
her constantly,and drive something sporty to show her off. A
convertible
would be nice.Leo gals will get you noticed! When she disappears on
your dates,she is merely primping in the ladies room. Be willing to
fight for your Leo female, but don't take any crap from her. She
can
start fights over nothing. Be prepared.You had better love her
cats
too! She doesn't care if you are well reaD or educated, but do be
suave, polished and act like you know what you are doing. She will
marry you, but be prepared to take care of her sexually,
financially, and emotionally. Leo females are a handful,and
remember, she can
always get another man, so treat her right.

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How to Date a Leo Male ( July 23-August 22 - Leo )

If you are dating a Leo male, he will take you to the best places for
dinner, shows, etc. He will lavish money on you, even if he does not
have it to spend. You can expect him to put the studley moves on you
ASAP, not to worry. Usually it is a game, to see if you are really
interested. He will impress you with his peacock strut, and the way
he puffs out his chest. If he can convince you that he is a great
guy,then he will be,otherwise, you will be pounced on by his cat
like
nature. His favorite past-time is being waited on, breakfast in
bed,
candlelight, movies, concerts, roses and your basic everyday
adoration.He is capable of a variety of occupations, but he likes
to
be the boss the most. This includes home.Leo men can have temper
tantrums, if things don't go their way. It's ok, if you want to
toss
a few things back his way, when he starts to roar. Stand up to
him. Be
able to turn his roar into a purr.Always look good around him.
Don't
admit you color your hair. Do sleep with your makeup on,and dress
sexy and feminine. He won't marry you otherwise. Leo males love
the
chase, so let him! (Leo males will already have told you about all
of his
other women.)

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How To Date A Virgo Female ( August 23-September 23 - Virgo )

If you are dating a Virgo female, be on time when you arrive in your
Mercedes to take her out for health food. Borrow the car if you
have
to. Do not pick her up in your unwashed car, with the baby car
carrier. She isn't interested in ready made families. Wear the
latest in fashion, and above all, have a manicure. Virgo females
notice everything! Have a degree, be a professional, know
everyone
who is anyone. Exude confidence. Stay away from the bar where you
were 86'd ! Do not have other girlfriends. Virgo females are shy
and
sometimes aloof. That does not mean they don't like you. It takes
several dates for them to decide if they want you.They are neat
freaks, and don't want to pick up after you. Be toilet trained!
If
you tell her you are going to do something at 6pm, then do it.
Virgo
females can drop you for little things like that. Don't quit
trying,
if you care about her. They only love a handful of men, and you
won't have any competition. Just be real!Quality is important to
female
Virgos. Virgo females are usually career minded, but they will marry.

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How To Date A Virgo Male ( August 23-September 23 - Virgo )

If you are dating a Virgo male, go slowly. They hate to make
mistakes. He will take you out to nice clean respectable
establishments, and go to the movies with you. He does not go out
dancing or rabble rousing with he guys. He is a solitary person,
whose social group is small. Virgo males are inclined to computers,
and the
geeky stuff. However, he could balance your checkbook for you. Do
not
dress like a slut. Be chic! Have no children from previous
marriages. Don't be too talkative. He shys away from party
animals. He wants
to date someone with a purpose in life. Be interesting, and invite
him
to your workplace. He can visualize his name hyphenated after yours
on
the nameplate on your desk.Virgo men can be workaholics, that way
they
can avoid "nooners".Virgo males are not usually sexually
promiscuous.
Sex won't happen until you push for it, but be sure to have your
STD
test results handy. He will marry you in time, lots of time, be
patient. Your Virgo male won't divorce you, once in love, it's for
keeps!

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How to Date A Libra Female (September 24-October 23 - Libra )

If you are dating a Libra female, take her to a wine tasting, the
theatre, your Cousin's wedding, anyplace sociable. She likes
elegance and beauty. Dress in your Sunday best. Bring her
flowers,cards and
special little feminine gifts. She'll be thoughtful too.Although
Libra women are the ultimate in fashion and femininity, they are
big
flirts. However, underneath it all, they really want to be married

to one darling man, who will romance them eternally. Flirt back
with
her, she loves little games. You can fall in love anytime you want
to with
her. Your car isn't as important, as how you treat her.Gently
please,no conflict! Your Libra female probably won't have
children,but she will have her fluffy lap dog, everywhere you go.
She isn't the
type to cheat on you, unless you forget about romance. Your
occupation isn't that important. Be sure to earn enough money to
support her
frequent shopping trips to the mall. She loves to decorate, so step
back at home.You can do the outside domestic duties. You get to
wash
the car and mow the lawn.When you propose to her, present her with
your poetic love vows,and promise to hire a maid for her. Libra
females love to be married!

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How To Date A Libra Male ( September 24-October 23 - Libra )

If you are dating a Libra male, your first date will be in a
romantic
restaurant, highlighted with a wonderful wine list. During dinner
just smile and be sweet. Libra men don't like vulgarity in any
form.Dress
tastefully, and do use your flower scented perfume. He loves women
who dress up, wear jewellery, use makeup, and are happy being
feminine.He is fascinated with fantasy, including sexual fantasy.
Don't discuss your recent love life, or ex-husbands. He could care
unless about your children, or desire to have them. Don't be
umentative.Libra males hate conflict. You can discuss your latest
painting, the last book you read,or what your plans are for
interior
decorating.Libra males love cozy fires, and sensuous females near
it.
Foreplay is a big high for Libra males. He is not a wimp, by any
means,although, he loves to please! Yes, he would be your sex
slave,
provided you tease him a lot. At work, he is a fair boss, but at
home
he loves to be used! Libra males will stay in a bad marriage.
Flirting gets them into trouble.Marriage is part of his ultimate
plan, just make certain he is single, when you decide to date your
Libra male.

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How To Date A Scorpio Female ( October 24-November 22 - Scorpio )

If you are dating a Scorpio female, be careful! Show up wearing
black clothes that fit you well. Arrive in your black car with the
dark
tinted windows. She likes the dark places, so take her to the
bars,
a casino would be fab! Don't tell her about the drugs you are
on,she
won't tell you about hers either. There needs to be caution
exercised
here, because Scorpios are one of two extremes. One the saint, the
other the sinner.The firs t type of Scorpio is very religious, and
does not smoke, drink, or do drugs. If you are on a blind date,
you
will know which version you are dating. Neither type is hung up on
what you wear, but more how you wear it. Have sex appeal. Be
interested in occult matters, be deep. She won't offer you much
information about herself, you will have to guess. Scorpio females
will pry your whole life story out of you.To keep her interested,
be
hard to get. You won't know if you are pleasing her, or where you
stand. A fatal mistake is to anger a Scorpio female.Scorpio women
will get you! She has a passionate nature and can have more than
one
love interest. They are not usually domestic,nor want to be
involved
>with parenthood. She will put all of her intense energy into
either
partying or getting to the top. Female Scorpios are "all or
nothing",even when it comes to marriage.

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How To Date A Scorpio Male ( octr 24-November23 -Scorpio )

If you are dating a Scorpio male, make sure you love secrets! He
loves for you to be sexy, and downright sleazy works for him
too.He can
make love to you, and not be in love with you. His passion can fool
women, don't mistake it for love. Oftentimes, they are most in love
when they can't possess or own you. Jealousy is a big issue with
him. He stays jealous. He does not care what you do for an
occupation,nor
your financial status. Scorpio males want to control you to
conform
to their ideas of living. So, if you aren't strong in your own
identity,then you will lose him. Scorpio males like the challenge
of
ownership.They love you most when they can't have complete control
over you. Only the fearless need apply here. One type of Scorpio
will
marry you and stay put and dominate the household. Whereas, the
other
type will just disappear on you without warning or reason. Be true
to
yourself with Scorpio males, and let your personality stay on top!

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How To Date A Sagittarius Female ( November 23-December 21 - Sagittarius )

If you are dating a Sagittarius Female, be ready willing and able to
go anywhere. She loves sports and to travel. A perfect date would

be an overnight excursion to Mount Olympus, and skiing down the
slopes
for breakfast. Pick her up in your jeep, or pickup truck,she
won'tmind your dog either. Dress casual, and be able to tell her
about an Indian Shaman you know, who invited you to a tribal
ceremony.
She'll want to go with you. Don't do the same things twice in a
row.
She won't care who you are dating, because she has plenty of men
friends. Sagittarius women can be ready for a date on a moments
notice. She'll be great at men's activities, like softball, and
eating the worm from a Tequila bottle. She will have been
everywhere,
but darn, Sagittarius females are fun to be around. You can win her
heart with variety in your lovemaking.She isn't the type to spend
time in the kitchen or babysitting.Show her you want to be a
companion in
all of her zany schemes. When she falls for you, she will ask you
to
do things with her. Marriage is not on her mind,but she would
marry
you, if she felt you were compatible enough. Sagittarius women love
their freedom!

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How To Date A Sagittarius Male ( November 23-December 21 - Sagittarius)

If you are dating a Sagittarius male, expect anything and
everything.He is not very reliable about schedules, dates, or you.
Not in the beginning anyway. He likes talkative women and female
jocks.
He wants a buddy to join him in his pursuits. Most Sagittarius
males
are employed in sales/traveling jobs. They can have a gal in every
port.Let him tell you he is serious about you first. Sagittarius
males only get married when they have to, and then they can't seem
to stay
married.They love the thrill and adventure of chasing a
woman,similar
to their love of hunting, fishing, and sports. You rank in there
somewhere. You can get used to being a hunting widow, sports widow,
etc., with Sagittarius male! You should love the same things he
does.Sagittarius men can be very funny and interesting. He will go
to
restaurants, but throw out his suit and tie. Sagittarius males like
their comfort and the wide open spaces and places, and freedom with
their women.Make no mistake about it, he does love women, all of
them. When your Sagittarian's heart goes out to you, he won't know
what to
do about it, because he didn't expect to fall in love. If you live
with him, he won't find time to go down the aisle. Sagittarius men
dread the thought of a tuxedo, and the stares from wedding guests.
You 'll have to drag your Sagittarius male to the altar!

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How To Date A Capricorn Female ( December 22-January 20 - Capricorn )

If you are dating a Capricorn female, take her to dinner at the best
restaurant in town, arrive in a limousine with flowers. Dress in
your
designer clothes, and be impeccable. Pinstripes and subtle scents
arouse her. Be successful at whatever you are undertaking. Let her
know about it. It's ok, to tell her you made two million last
year.Don't be cheap. Tell her you have been saving yourself for the
right woman, and that you have been working your buns off , to
build
your empire. Tell her you need someone to share this big business
burden with, and that your thoughts are about expanding your
business. Hint that a woman, would be perfect as a manager in your
new
expansion. She will be so intrigued, that she will offer you sound
business suggestions. She is SMART! Capricorn females won't compete

with you, they'll help climb the ladder. Don't forget about her.
She
loves expensive presents with thought behind them. Her little
"black book"
is filled with business appointments, not telephone numbers.
Capricorn
women are almost always successful in whatever they undertake.
They
don't take enough time to eat, so take her to lunch, dinner and
your
next corporate meeting. Business thrills them. She may seem cold
emotionally,but don't be fooled. She has those sexual infernos,
looking for a release!She does not trust men entirely, so don't
give her the
bums rush, or you will be part of the homeless. She would be a
great
wife to a success oriented man. She can entertain your clients,
and
friends.Capricorn females, can be boss in marriage too. Be
prepared
to be hen-pecked, if you are thinking marriage!

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How To Date A Capricorn Male ( December 22-January 20 - Capricorn )

If you are dating a Capricorn male, plan on doing most of the
talking.He will take you to places with class and ambience. He
will pick you up
in his black, luxury car. You will be treated like a
lady.Therefore, you should let him open the doors, etc. Dress in
style, but be sure you show some cleavage. Still waters run deep
with
Capricorn males.Your first dates will seem like business meetings,
but eventually you will get to know him. He is insecure about his
emotions and likes to keep them under control. Of course, he won't
make this
obvious. Compliment him on his achievements and he will open up to
you. He would be strict as a parent, and holds very traditional
beliefs about relationships. Don't be an airhead or aimless. He
appreciates a hard working woman, whom he can consider an equal.
He
does not know how to play, so you will have to lighten him up with
your humorous antics and fun loving side. Once your Capricorn man
commits, he will not leave you.Divorce is a nasty word in his
vocabulary. Capricorn males make good husbands and bread
winners.They are extravagant with gifts to those whom they love.
Marriage will
have to be his idea, not yours!

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How To Date An Aquarius Female ( January 21-February 19 - Aquarius )

If you are dating an Aquarius female, arrive in your restored
classic.Wear a funky hat and clothes that shouldn't go together,but
somehow do. Take her to an out of the way coffee house, featuring
jazz.Feel free to discuss anything and everything. She is an
intelligent listener,and will have some bizarre insight of her own.
You'll never truly understand her, so bring a tape recorder for
instant replay to sort it out later. Aquarius women are unusual,
not
necessarily hippies, but aware of the entire globe. She won't be
ready to jump in the sack on the first date, she has to get to know
you. Be
fascinating, tell her that you are going to Spain to run with the
bulls. Explain your philosophy on combining chemicals to combat
radiation. Tell her about your thesis which was published in the
"International Who Dunnit Magazine". Don't tell her you are in
love
with her too soon. You will know when she has taken a strong
liking
to you. That is when your Aquarius female will invite you to her
abode.Then you will see the real Aquarius female. There will be
many
unusual pictures, and books. There is a story connected to all of
her belongings.When your Aquarius female commits to you, she will
not
necessarily be ready for marriage. That is just her way of saying
she
likes you. You must have likminds, or there will be no future
Mrs.Anybody!

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How To Date An Aquarius Male ( January 21-February 19 - Aquarius )

If you are dating an Aquarius male, consider yourself lucky to even
get the first date. Aquarius males don't date much.They would
rather
be an observer, hanging out on the scene. He would prefer to go to
your house and have long talks into the night, and possibly just
stay
over. He may tell you that he just video taped an erotica video
featuring wild animals at the zoo with some vacationing starlets.He
may stay at your house, never cook or clean, but just be there,
when
you come home from work. Then one day, without warning, he will be
gone. If he is employed, he can be quite selfish with his money.
He
likes his freedom, in every way. Eventually he will call
you,.....expect >the unexpected with Aquarius. When Aquarius males
fall in love,
it is usually with someone who is intellectual, self-sufficient, and
childless. Have a deep purpose or goal in life and he will be
attracted to your dreams.Aquarius males will marry, but they
usually marry the
wrong person the first time, and shy away from second marriages.
They love their mental freedom. Nagging won't change them. He
won't
care what race you are,how much you weigh, etc.Mind altering drugs
can
ruin an Aquarian male for marriage completely. If he is more
holistic,
then he is searching for a soul mate. Love yourself and your
Aquarius male will too!

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How To Date A Pisces Female ( February 20-March 20 - Pisces )

If you are dating a Pisces female, take her to a psychic far, art
gallery, or out for cocktails. Don't take her to the animal
shelter,
or you will have a new pet. You can wear anything you like, and
you
get to make all the decisions. She prefers men with a passion
about
something, just believe in it. Music is one of her favorites and
dancing is definitely a must. If you can't dance, take lessons.
pisces females don't care if you are good looking, just have a
heart. A
sense of humor is an asset, she has one too. She has no
confidence in
herself, so support her in her dreams. She falls in love easily.
Don't promise her a rose garden, if you don't mean it. When you
go to
the movies, take tissues.It does not matter what the movie is
about,she will inevitable cry, when something touches her. Pisces
females love everyone, even if they treated her badly.She hates
to
see pain, but can drown in her own. Cheer her up, be a positive
kind of
guy, and be romantic. Encourage her to not live in your shadow,
but
to have her own life. Yes your Pisces woman wil marry you.
Pisces
females have a hard time saying "No"!

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How To Date A Pisces Male ( February 20-March 20 - Pisces )

If you are dating a Pisces male, it will be up to you to decide
whereto go, what to do, whose car to take. He likes music,
alcohol, and
strong-willed women. He will do whatever you want. He has an
extremely creative side, which takes precedence over his mundane
duties of the everyday work world. He could be happy being
supported
by you, because he would surrender all of himself to you and your
causes.Pisces males are romantic, and hate to make decisions. He
does not want to displease you in any way. He donates to every
solicitor
knocking at the door. Pisces males are not normally good money
managers, therefore, you get to. He won't mind. He would give you
every
paycheck. He loves you when you are dreamy and romantic, with the

candles lit and soft music. He will cook for you he dresses
nicely and won't embarrass you in public. If you want to marry this
man, just take him home. He's yours.Pisces males can't bear
divorce.
Marriage minded they are, Pisces males function best with a
partner!

Re: Better half

MrPedantic — Wed, 03 Nov 2004 00:46:54 GMT

Hello S13

She is my better half means she makes me a complete person (spiritually)

I think that's a correct interpretation. In the Christian marriage ceremony,
'two' are understood to 'become one': 'whom God hath joined let no man
put asunder'. 'Better half' is probably a jocular reference to this.

Not that it's an entirely Christian concept - in Plato's Symposium, you can find
a curious story, of which this is an extremely simplified summary:

"Originally, people were spherical, with 4 arms, 4 legs, 2 faces, etc. They were
consequently extremely strong. One day, they decided to attack the gods. The
gods of course defeated them, and debated what punishment to inflict. At last
Zeus, the king of the gods, decided to cut all people in half, thereby rendering
them feeble and incapable of attacking the gods again.

Unfortunately, the resultant halves clung to each other, and neglected to eat,
drink, etc. So many died, that Zeus took pity, and further modified the halves,
creating men and women as we now know them, with conveniently interlocking
genitalia; as a result, once they had conveniently interlocked, men and women
stopped clinging to each other and wandered off in search of food, football on
tv, etc. Thus the human race stopped dying and started breeding. And that's why
we spend our lives looking for the other part of our original sphere - i.e. our
'other halves'."

Personally I don't believe a word of it.

MrP