By Marriage, Jokes

Hi, in the sentence nº 3 : "As he didn't have money to buy a new suit, he wound up going to the wedding in the old one", why can't I use the word marriage, but wedding? Don't they mean the same? For the actual ceremony/event, we usually use the term 'wedding'. On the other hand, we say things...

Giggles..Great joke, Fleder. I like it. 11:47:32 28 June 2007

I don't think you can decide if I'm shy only because I'm not against nudism and homosexual marriage..or are you a clairvoyant,Salman?!

To Nyla, I don't think so you are a little shy person because you are neither agaist homosexual marriage nor nudism.

your words is very right . but not all people like that !! these days women speak before marriage and after it >> hehehehe

Married life is very frustrating In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen. ________________________________________________________________ I say:...

Hey LETTI welcome to the Fun World !!! Both of your jokes are really good but I liked the earlier one, it's too much hillarious. Here's another : Thoughts on marriage by unidentified married man: You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and...

Courtesy of www.jumbojoke.com We've been told these are actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays. Yeah, as if. --- 1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master. 2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and...

“Finding Neverland” is, let’s see…the “fictional autobiographical” account of how playwright J.M. Barrie came to create “Peter Pan,” one of the acknowledged classics of children’s literature. It’s also a movie that endeavors to answer the age-old question: what kind of person writes a story...

Elizabeth,I sure hope someday I can marry a broad... Preferably a smart and good-looking one... (Now you've just switched from the 'Making friends' section to the 'Puns and jokes' section without asking for it...)Waïti.