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<rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"><channel><title>Search results for 'tag:Pronunciation tag:Nouns' matching tags 'Pronunciation' and 'Nouns'</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/search/pro.htm?q=tag%3aPronunciation+tag%3aNouns&amp;tag=Pronunciation,Nouns&amp;orTags=0</link><description>Search results for 'tag:Pronunciation tag:Nouns' matching tags 'Pronunciation' and 'Nouns'</description><dc:language>en-US</dc:language><generator>CSMOD (Build: 3191.21962)</generator><item><title>Re: British English pronounciation</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/BritishEnglishPronounciation/gmjlm/post.htm#562882</link><pubDate>Fri, 05 Sep 2008 14:46:34 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:562882</guid><dc:creator>thactoad</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;Pronunciation (note the spelling of the noun!! - but to pronounce) is not something you will find in a book but you need a native speaker to help you. I suggest you try to listen to English radio broadcasts (available on the internet) as you are probably not living in the UK.&lt;/p&gt;</description></item><item><title>Re: Some grammar questions</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/SomeGrammarQuestions/gkhdk/post.htm#552340</link><pubDate>Fri, 08 Aug 2008 00:14:37 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:552340</guid><dc:creator>dionusos</dc:creator><description>&lt;BLOCKQUOTE&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;img src="/Themes/englishforums/images/icon-quote.gif"&gt; &lt;strong&gt;CalifJim&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;BLOCKQUOTE&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;img src="/Themes/englishforums/images/icon-quote.gif"&gt; &lt;strong&gt;dionusos&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;div&gt;Would you say &amp;quot;the party &lt;em&gt;would&lt;/em&gt;&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;the law &lt;em&gt;would&lt;/em&gt; incriminate people who blah blah blah&amp;quot; &lt;/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;instead of &amp;quot;the party will&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;the law will&amp;quot;?&lt;/div&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/BLOCKQUOTE&gt; You can use either one.&amp;nbsp; If it is enacted, the law will ... vs. If it were enacted, the law would ...&amp;nbsp; The first shows more certainty that the law might &lt;br /&gt;really be enacted.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/BLOCKQUOTE&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;That&amp;#39;s what I suspected. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;BLOCKQUOTE&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;BLOCKQUOTE&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;img src="/Themes/englishforums/images/icon-quote.gif"&gt; &lt;strong&gt;dionusos&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;I notice &amp;quot;which is&amp;quot; is occasionally omitted in writing.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/BLOCKQUOTE&gt; It&amp;#39;s called Whiz-Deletion.&amp;nbsp; It&amp;#39;s the deletion of a relative pronoun like &lt;em&gt;which&lt;/em&gt; or &lt;em&gt;who&lt;/em&gt; followed by a form of the verb &lt;strong&gt;to be&lt;/strong&gt;, for example &lt;em&gt;is&lt;/em&gt;. &amp;nbsp; If you take the &lt;em&gt;wh &lt;/em&gt;of&lt;em&gt; which&lt;/em&gt; and the pronunciation of &lt;em&gt;is (iz)&lt;/em&gt; you get &amp;quot;whiz&amp;quot;.&amp;nbsp; Whiz-Deletion is optional. &lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;The person who is sitting in the corner is Dan. = The person sitting in the corner is Dan.&lt;/em&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/BLOCKQUOTE&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Is this also a matter of choice? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;BLOCKQUOTE&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;BLOCKQUOTE&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;img src="/Themes/englishforums/images/icon-quote.gif"&gt; &lt;strong&gt;dionusos&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;div&gt;When do you say &amp;quot;said that&amp;quot; or merely &amp;quot;said&amp;quot; when using&amp;nbsp;attribution at the beginning of a sentence?&lt;/div&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/BLOCKQUOTE&gt; &lt;em&gt;that&lt;/em&gt; is optional.&amp;nbsp; Say it or don&amp;#39;t say it.&amp;nbsp; It&amp;#39;s your choice. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;/BLOCKQUOTE&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;I remember someone snapped at me online a while back about failing to use &amp;#39;that&amp;#39; or using it incorrectly after the &amp;#39;said&amp;#39; part. The person sounded rather rude, so I didn&amp;#39;t bother asking her to elaborate on &lt;em&gt;why &lt;/em&gt;it&amp;#39;s apt or inapt to use it. Are you sure it&amp;#39;s optional? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;BLOCKQUOTE&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;BLOCKQUOTE&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;img src="/Themes/englishforums/images/icon-quote.gif"&gt; &lt;strong&gt;dionusos&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Federal authorities said Tuesday that they &amp;quot;&lt;strong&gt;had&lt;/strong&gt;&amp;quot; cracked ... &lt;/div&gt;&lt;/BLOCKQUOTE&gt; This is reporting the actual words they said:&amp;nbsp; &amp;quot;We have cracked ...&amp;quot;.&amp;nbsp; In reporting &amp;quot;have&amp;quot; + past participle, use &amp;quot;had&amp;quot; + past participle.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&amp;quot;I have seen that movie three times.&amp;quot;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;I said that I had seen that movie three times.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;CJ&amp;nbsp; &lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/BLOCKQUOTE&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Outside of paraphrasing a quote, would it be correct to simply rewrite those two lines: &amp;quot;I saw that movie three times&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;I said that I saw that movie three times&amp;quot;? It seems that using &amp;quot;have&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;had&amp;quot; with the past participle would only be preferred if it were used in a sentence describing action that had occurred regularly and was completed (had) or is still ongoing &amp;quot;have.&amp;quot;</description></item><item><title>Re: Some grammar questions</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/SomeGrammarQuestions/gkhdz/post.htm#552335</link><pubDate>Fri, 08 Aug 2008 00:00:16 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:552335</guid><dc:creator>CalifJim</dc:creator><description>&lt;BLOCKQUOTE&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;img src="/Themes/englishforums/images/icon-quote.gif"&gt; &lt;strong&gt;dionusos&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div&gt;Would you say &amp;quot;the party &lt;i&gt;would&lt;/i&gt;&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;the law &lt;i&gt;would&lt;/i&gt; incriminate people who blah blah blah&amp;quot; &lt;/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;instead of &amp;quot;the party will&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;the law will&amp;quot;?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/BLOCKQUOTE&gt; You can use either one.&amp;nbsp; If it is enacted, the law will ... vs. If it were enacted, the law would ...&amp;nbsp; The first shows more certainty that the law might really be enacted.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;BLOCKQUOTE&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;img src="/Themes/englishforums/images/icon-quote.gif"&gt; &lt;strong&gt;dionusos&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;I notice &amp;quot;which is&amp;quot; is occasionally omitted in writing.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/BLOCKQUOTE&gt; It&amp;#39;s called Whiz-Deletion.&amp;nbsp; It&amp;#39;s the deletion of a relative pronoun like &lt;i&gt;which&lt;/i&gt; or &lt;i&gt;who&lt;/i&gt; followed by a form of the verb &lt;b&gt;to be&lt;/b&gt;, for example &lt;i&gt;is&lt;/i&gt;. &amp;nbsp; If you take the &lt;i&gt;wh &lt;/i&gt;of&lt;i&gt; which&lt;/i&gt; and the pronunciation of &lt;i&gt;is (iz)&lt;/i&gt; you get &amp;quot;whiz&amp;quot;.&amp;nbsp; Whiz-Deletion is optional. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;The person who is sitting in the corner is Dan. = The person sitting in the corner is Dan.&lt;/i&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;BLOCKQUOTE&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;img src="/Themes/englishforums/images/icon-quote.gif"&gt; &lt;strong&gt;dionusos&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div&gt;When do you say &amp;quot;said that&amp;quot; or merely &amp;quot;said&amp;quot; when using&amp;nbsp;attribution at the beginning of a sentence?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;/BLOCKQUOTE&gt; &lt;i&gt;that&lt;/i&gt; is optional.&amp;nbsp; Say it or don&amp;#39;t say it.&amp;nbsp; It&amp;#39;s your choice.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;BLOCKQUOTE&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;img src="/Themes/englishforums/images/icon-quote.gif"&gt; &lt;strong&gt;dionusos&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Federal authorities said Tuesday that they &amp;quot;&lt;b&gt;had&lt;/b&gt;&amp;quot; cracked ... &lt;/div&gt;&lt;/BLOCKQUOTE&gt; This is reporting the actual words they said:&amp;nbsp; &amp;quot;We have cracked ...&amp;quot;.&amp;nbsp; In reporting &amp;quot;have&amp;quot; + past participle, use &amp;quot;had&amp;quot; + past participle.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&amp;quot;I have seen that movie three times.&amp;quot;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;I said that I had seen that movie three times.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;CJ&amp;nbsp;</description></item><item><title>Re: Puzzle  about the pronunciation of the word 'THE'</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/PuzzleAboutPronunciationWord/gjhnp/post.htm#547602</link><pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 20:04:16 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:547602</guid><dc:creator>yizhivika</dc:creator><description>Hi Mathew,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yes, as Mister Micawber says, native English-speakers instinctively know which pronunciation of &amp;#39;the&amp;#39; to use before a noun (or an adjective + noun), but I can see that it may&amp;nbsp;be a problem for some people&amp;nbsp;learning the language.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As you have yourself noted, we generally use the &amp;#39;&lt;em&gt;thee&lt;/em&gt;&amp;#39; version before a vowel&amp;nbsp; (as in &amp;#39;&lt;em&gt;the apple&amp;#39;&lt;/em&gt;), and the &amp;quot;&lt;em&gt;theh&lt;/em&gt;&amp;#39;&amp;nbsp;version before a consonant (as in &amp;#39;&lt;em&gt;the&lt;/em&gt; &lt;em&gt;pen&lt;/em&gt;&amp;#39;), and the reason native English-speakers know which version to use, is because they read (or think of) the two words together, not separately!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;From your name, I would guess that your mother-tongue is probably Mandarin Chinese (Ni shi zhong guo ren ma?), and if so, then you&amp;#39;ll know that there&amp;#39;s sometimes a similar situation in Chinese with tones&amp;nbsp;(e.g. &amp;#39;bu&amp;#39; meaning &amp;#39;not&amp;#39; is normally pronounced&amp;nbsp;as a fourth tone, but changes to&amp;nbsp;a second tone when followed by another word that is pronounced with a fourth tone), and the only way you know which tone to use is by thinking of the two words together, not as individual characters.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;By the way, there is&amp;nbsp;an exception&amp;nbsp;to the general rule of pronouncing &amp;#39;the&amp;#39; as &amp;#39;&lt;em&gt;theh&lt;/em&gt;&amp;#39; before a consonant, but it&amp;#39;s a special case, as the &amp;#39;the&amp;#39; is being used less as a definite article, and more like an adjective. For example:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;Beijing is &lt;strong&gt;the&lt;/strong&gt; (pronounced as &amp;#39;&lt;em&gt;thee&lt;/em&gt;&amp;#39;) place to be this August!&amp;quot; (because of the Olympic Games!).</description></item><item><title>Re: Puzzle  about the pronunciation of the word 'THE'</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/PuzzleAboutPronunciationWord/gjhdd/post.htm#547420</link><pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 13:22:23 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:547420</guid><dc:creator>Mister Micawber</dc:creator><description>.&lt;br /&gt;Hello Mathew, and welcome to English Forums.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The 2 pronunciations of &lt;em&gt;&amp;#39;the&lt;/em&gt;&amp;#39; are not grammar rules, but physical effects of the smooth flow of sounds between words-- they are more like laws of physics.&amp;nbsp; Native speakers (lucky us!) do not have to affirm pronunciations-- we just talk without thinking.&amp;nbsp; However, I can tell you that in the native mind, the definite and indefinite articles are mostly already attached to their nouns, so that they are conceived and produced with a single thought.&amp;nbsp; This kind of conversation is common:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A:&amp;nbsp;&lt;em&gt; I see you&amp;#39;ve got a pear for lunch.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;B:&amp;nbsp; &lt;em&gt;A what?&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A:&amp;nbsp;&lt;em&gt; A pear&lt;/em&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;B:&amp;nbsp; &lt;em&gt;Oh no, that&amp;#39;s the apple you gave me this morning.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A;&amp;nbsp;&lt;em&gt; The what?&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;B:&amp;nbsp; &lt;em&gt;The apple-- you remember?&lt;/em&gt;</description></item><item><title>Re: Message from John Cleese</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/MessageFromJohnCleese/gjzgp/post.htm#546905</link><pubDate>Sun, 27 Jul 2008 07:57:03 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:546905</guid><dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator><description>&lt;br /&gt;The response from the United States of America to Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Message from Her Majesty the Queen.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;â¢&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;Let us start with your header, the use of Majesty. Here is how it is derived: After the fall of Rome, Majesty was used to describe a Monarch of the very highest rank - indeed, it was generally applied to God. The title was then also assumed by Monarchs of great powers as an attempt at self-praise and despite a supposed lower royal style as a King or Queen, who would thus often be called &amp;quot;His or Her Royal Majesty.&amp;quot; The first English king to be styled Majesty was Henry VIII. &lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;â¢&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;We can&amp;#39;t stand people that think of themselves as Gods. And technically it would be Goddess in this case. &amp;quot;Goddess&amp;quot; have you even seen a picture of your queen. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty&lt;br /&gt;Queen Elizabeth II&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In light of your failure in recent years to nominate competent candidates&lt;br /&gt;for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give&lt;br /&gt;notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;â¢&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;Yes we sure do elect some bad presidents but that is what you get when you stop inbreeding the &amp;quot;Royal&amp;quot; blood line and end up with nit wits like your son. We like to see change occur every once in awhile. It is expected that we will elect a bad one every now and again but we will just elect another president. You on the other hand are stuck with your nit wits. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties&lt;br /&gt;over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except Kansas, which she&lt;br /&gt;does not fancy).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;â¢&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;&amp;quot;Monarchial duties&amp;quot;, What is that? What does she do, exactly? Oh, I forgot. &amp;quot;Nothing&amp;quot; So we will gladly let her do her duties. We just won&amp;#39;t pay her unless she does something useful. And it figures that she would not want Kansas, that is where a lot of strong pioneering women come from in our history. Pioneering implies that she must do something.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Your new Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, will appoint a Governor for America&lt;br /&gt;without the need for further elections.&lt;br /&gt;Congress and the Senate will be disbanded.&lt;br /&gt;A questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any of you&lt;br /&gt;noticed.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;â¢&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;Wow, you are a deluded country. If you have not noticed, &amp;quot;The People&amp;quot; rule here, Congress and the Senate just try to keep us happy so they can keep their jobs. And as for the questionnaire if we are happy, we will not notice. If we are not happy, and we do not have the congress or senate to blame, You Will Notice. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;To aid in the transition to a British Crown dependency, the following rules&lt;br /&gt;are introduced with immediate effect:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(You should look up &amp;quot;revocation&amp;quot; in the Oxford English Dictionary.)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;â¢&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;So, you think that our authority was conferred to us by you. You gave us the rite to be the United States of America. &lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;â¢&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;You should pick up a history book, WE TOOK IT. We will let you know when we want to GIVE it back. Unless you think you can take it back. LOL. Like that would be possible, You can&amp;#39;t defend yourselves let alone attack anybody. It might behoove you to remember. The only freedoms you have are the freedoms you can defend. We&amp;#39;re Good. How about you?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1.Then look up aluminium, and check the pronunciation guide. You will be&lt;br /&gt;amazed at just how wrongly you have been pronouncing it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;â¢&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;noun, adjective Chiefly British&amp;nbsp; -&amp;nbsp; &amp;quot;We are Not British&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2.The letter &amp;#39;U&amp;#39; will be reinstated in words such as &amp;quot;colour&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;favour&amp;quot;,&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;labour&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;neighbour.&amp;quot; Likewise, you will learn to spell &amp;quot;doughnut&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;without skipping half the letters,? and the suffix &amp;#39;-ize&amp;#39; will be replaced&lt;br /&gt;by the suffix &amp;#39;-ise&amp;#39;.? Generally, you will be expected to raise your&lt;br /&gt;vocabulary to acceptable levels.? (look up &amp;quot;vocabulary&amp;quot;).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;OK, You are starting to sound like the French. Do you really want to be associated with the French? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3.Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such&lt;br /&gt;as &amp;quot;like&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;you know&amp;quot; is an unacceptable and inefficient form of&lt;br /&gt;communication. There is no such thing as US English. We will let ***&lt;br /&gt;know on your behalf. The *** spell-checker will be adjusted to take&lt;br /&gt;into account the reinstated letter &amp;quot;u&amp;quot; and the elimination of -ize.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;â¢&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;You still using Microsoft, we moved on to Apple, Linux, etc...&amp;nbsp; And using &amp;quot;like&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;you know&amp;quot; is extremely efficient to educated people. For example; The British are becoming &amp;quot;like&amp;quot; the French. And that implies, &amp;quot;You know&amp;quot;. &amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;â¢&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;See rather than write paragraphs the thought was expressed in a simple statement.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4.July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;â¢&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;What, is it to embarrassing for you. I think we will keep it, unless you can take it. LOL&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5.You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers, or&lt;br /&gt;therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows&lt;br /&gt;that you&amp;#39;re not quite ready to be independent. Guns should only be used&lt;br /&gt;for&lt;br /&gt;shooting grouse. If you can&amp;#39;t sort things out without suing someone or&lt;br /&gt;speaking to a therapist then you&amp;#39;re not ready to shoot grouse.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;â¢&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;Nice try, but we can still kick your butts without the guns. They call our lawyers, sharks, for a reason. They eat their prey, go ahead take them on. Our therapists make them feel better after kicking your butts. And as far as only shooting grouse. If you didn&amp;#39;t already kill every other animal in the forests that you no longer have, you might actually be able to go hunting.&amp;nbsp; When is the last time you saw a deer in the woods in your country?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;6.Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more&lt;br /&gt;dangerous than a vegetable peeler. Although a permit will be required if you&lt;br /&gt;wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;â¢&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;A vegetable peeler will be just fine. By the way do you grow potatoes, carrots, or anything that requires a vegetable peeler. Didn&amp;#39;t think so, you have to &amp;quot;farm&amp;quot; for that. And that is just so beneath you. Just keep buying our food. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;7.All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start&lt;br /&gt;driving on the left side with immediate effect. At the same time, you will&lt;br /&gt;go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion&lt;br /&gt;tables.&lt;br /&gt;Both roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense&lt;br /&gt;of humour.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;â¢&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;Oh my God(Majesty), you are using that to better us. No wonder you lost your kingdom. Oh we have a &amp;quot;horse&amp;quot; if you want to sell your kingdom. We might even give you two horses. &lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;â¢&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;And we understand the British sense of humor. To laugh you must smile, to smile you must have nice &amp;quot;Teeth&amp;quot;. &amp;quot;You Know&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;8.The former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been&lt;br /&gt;calling gasoline) of roughly $10/US gallon. Get used to it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;â¢&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;Jealous? Remember that whole &amp;quot;No taxation without representation&amp;quot; thing. You should look into it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;9.You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries&lt;br /&gt;are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato chips&lt;br /&gt;are&lt;br /&gt;properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat, and&lt;br /&gt;dressed not with catsup but with vinegar.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;â¢&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;For someone who &amp;quot;used&amp;quot; to have India, you think that you might have learned something about spices. All you got out of that era was vinegar. Come on, go through the Chunnel to France and start learning how to cook. If we take any criticism about our food it will have to come from France. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;10.The cold tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually&lt;br /&gt;beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as&lt;br /&gt;beer, and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred&lt;br /&gt;to as Lager. South African beer is also acceptable as they are pound for&lt;br /&gt;pound the greatest sporting nation on earth and it can only be due to the&lt;br /&gt;beer. They are also part of the British Commonwealth - see what it did for&lt;br /&gt;them.&lt;br /&gt;American brands will be referred to as Near-Frozen Gnat&amp;#39;s Urine, so that&lt;br /&gt;all can be sold without risk of further confusion.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;â¢&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;Ok, Our beer sucks but if we are going to take criticism about it, Germany will have to do it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;11.Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as good&lt;br /&gt;guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to play English&lt;br /&gt;characters. Watching Andie MacDowell attempt English dialogue in &amp;quot;Four&lt;br /&gt;Weddings and a Funeral&amp;quot; was an experience akin to having one&amp;#39;s ears removed&lt;br /&gt;with a cheese grater.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;â¢&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;Stick to Documentaries, your country is incapable of producing entertainment movies. You don&amp;#39;t laugh, you don&amp;#39;t cry, you don&amp;#39;t feel, and you think that you can entertain a populace. It would be &amp;quot;akin&amp;quot; to watching black and white, silent movies. Again, go to France, India, Germany, even Japan.&amp;nbsp; But in the end, I think it would be best if you just make Documentaries. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;12.You will cease playing American football. There is only one kind of&lt;br /&gt;proper football; you call it soccer. Those of you brave enough will, in&lt;br /&gt;time, be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to American&lt;br /&gt;football, but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or&lt;br /&gt;wearing full kevlar body armour like a bunch of nancies). Don&amp;#39;t try rugby -&lt;br /&gt;the South Africans and Kiwis will thrash you, like they regularly thrash us.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;â¢&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;You just don&amp;#39;t get entertainment. Yep, we Americans are going to go nuts over watching guys in shorts run around the field for 3 hours and maybe make a score. There might even be an upset match of 2-1. The excitement of it all has me watering at the mouth. And when we are done being thrilled by the game we can switch the channel to watch a bunch of guys piled on top of each other move around on the ground for another three hours.&amp;nbsp; Look up sarcasm in the Oxford English dictionary.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;â¢&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;Don&amp;#39;t worry though, an american can fix it. In soccer, you need to have more excitement. Switch the goalie to a girl and after each successful goal, that goalie must remove an article of clothing. No more of those 1-0 matches, from my figuring almost all matches will be, 10-9 or 10-8. Rugby is easy, just switch to girls, we will never turn the channel. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;13.Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host&lt;br /&gt;an event called the World Series for a game which is not played outside of&lt;br /&gt;America. Since only 2.1% of you are aware there is a world beyond your&lt;br /&gt;borders, your error is under standable. You will learn cricket, and we will&lt;br /&gt;let you face the South Africans first to take the sting out of their&lt;br /&gt;deliveries.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;â¢&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;First get your facts straight, if you learned to do proper research, you would know that Toronto, as in the Toronto Blue Jays, is not with in our countries borders.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;â¢&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;Second, of course we know their is a world outside of our borders, we supply it with food, we keep it employed by buying its products, and we get a laugh at them when they try and criticize us.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;14.You must tell us who killed JFK. It&amp;#39;s been driving us mad.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;â¢&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;Hell, we thought you did it. Come on you can tell us.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;15.An internal revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her Majesty&amp;#39;s&lt;br /&gt;Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all monies&lt;br /&gt;due (backdated to 1776).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;â¢&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;Ok, but you must pay all our Social Security benefits, Welfare Benefits, Wic Benefits, and government subsidies back dated to 1776. Want to call that one even? Else, you might owe us some money. We will send the lawyers over.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;16.Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4 pm with proper cups, with saucers,&lt;br /&gt;and never mugs, with high quality biscuits (cookies) and cakes; plus&lt;br /&gt;strawberries (with cream) when in season.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;â¢&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;Ok that confirms it. You are pansies. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;God Save the Queen!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;â¢&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; If you weren&amp;#39;t paying attention, according to you, God is the Queen. Let her save herself. But if she did that you would have to call her an American.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;PS: Go ahead and share this with your friends in the USA (those with a good&lt;br /&gt;sense of humour and NOT humor.)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;â¢&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;PS. Go ahead and share this with your friends in the UK (those with a good sense of humor. oops my mistake, there are none) I would go on but, &amp;quot;You Know&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;</description></item><item><title>Re:  Proper Use of Apostrophes (Dos and Don'ts about Do's and Don't's)</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/ProperApostrophesDontsAboutDonts/gjbdb/post.htm#545684</link><pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 02:32:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:545684</guid><dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator><description>According to the Gregg Reference Manual: &amp;quot;To form the possessive of a singular noun that ends in an s sound, be guided by the way you pronounce the word. If a new syllable is formed in the pronunciation of the possessive, add an apostrophe plus s.&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Ex: your boss&amp;#39;s approval (you pronounce it as bosses); therefore, add the apostrophe.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Also according to the Gregg Reference Manual: &amp;quot;However, if the addition of the extra syllable would make a word ending in s hard to pronounce, use the apostrophe only.&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Ex: Los Angeles&amp;#39; freeways (try saying Los Angeleses). Difficult to do; therefore, just use the apostrophe.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Best grammar books are The Gregg Reference Manual and the Simon &amp;amp; Schuster Handbook for Writers.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I have no problem with boss&amp;#39; approval. At least this is a rule where one can understand why people get it wrong.&amp;nbsp;There are&amp;nbsp;grammar errors that bother me more; I&amp;nbsp;cannot understand why&amp;nbsp;people misuse apostrophes.</description></item><item><title>Re: majority is or are??</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/MajorityIsOrAre/gwjkg/post.htm#543207</link><pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2008 19:06:41 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:543207</guid><dc:creator>Goodman</dc:creator><description>I&amp;#39;ll say it depends.&amp;nbsp; It may have to do with what context it&amp;#39;s used but by and large, I see it as more frequently used in singular context.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;table cellspacing="2" cellpadding="0" align="center" bgcolor="#ffffff"&gt;  &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td align="middle"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;The American Heritage&lt;font&gt;&lt;sup&gt;Â®&lt;/sup&gt;&lt;/font&gt; Dictionary of the English Language: Fourth Edition.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&lt;font&gt;2000.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td align="middle"&gt;&lt;font color="#9c9c63"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;majority&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt; &lt;table cellspacing="3" cellpadding="3" align="center" bgcolor="#ffffff"&gt;  &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td align="right"&gt;&lt;font&gt;SYLLABICATION:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td&gt;maÂ·jorÂ·iÂ·ty&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td align="right"&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.englishforums.com/61/12.html"&gt;PRONUNCIATION&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.englishforums.com/61/wavs/85/M0048500.wav"&gt;&lt;img height="21" alt="" src="http://www.englishforums.com/images/pron.jpg" width="13" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;m&lt;img src="http://www.englishforums.com/images/pronunciation/schwa.gif" align="absBottom" border="0" alt="" /&gt;-jÃ´r&lt;img src="http://www.englishforums.com/images/pronunciation/prime.gif" align="absBottom" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.englishforums.com/images/pronunciation/ibreve.gif" align="absBottom" border="0" alt="" /&gt;-t&lt;img src="http://www.englishforums.com/images/pronunciation/emacr.gif" align="absBottom" border="0" alt="" /&gt;, -j&lt;img src="http://www.englishforums.com/images/pronunciation/obreve.gif" align="absBottom" border="0" alt="" /&gt;r&lt;img src="http://www.englishforums.com/images/pronunciation/prime.gif" align="absBottom" border="0" alt="" /&gt;-&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td align="right"&gt;&lt;font&gt;NOUN:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td&gt;Inflected forms: pl. &lt;strong&gt;maÂ·jorÂ·iÂ·ties&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;1.&lt;/strong&gt; The greater number or part; a number more than half of the total. &lt;strong&gt;2.&lt;/strong&gt; The amount by which the greater number of votes cast, as in an election, exceeds the total number of remaining votes. &lt;strong&gt;3.&lt;/strong&gt; The political party, group, or faction having the most power by virtue of its larger representation or electoral strength. &lt;strong&gt;4.&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;em&gt;Law&lt;/em&gt; The status of having reached full legal age, with attendant rights and responsibilities. &lt;strong&gt;5.&lt;/strong&gt; The military rank, commission, or office of a major. &lt;strong&gt;6.&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;em&gt;Obsolete&lt;/em&gt; The fact or state of being greater; superiority. &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td align="right"&gt;&lt;font&gt;ETYMOLOGY:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td&gt;French &lt;em&gt;majoritÃ©&lt;/em&gt;, from Medieval Latin &lt;em&gt;m&lt;img src="http://www.englishforums.com/images/pronunciation/amacr.gif" align="absBottom" border="0" alt="" /&gt;i&lt;img src="http://www.englishforums.com/images/pronunciation/omacr.gif" align="absBottom" border="0" alt="" /&gt;rit&lt;img src="http://www.englishforums.com/images/pronunciation/amacr.gif" align="absBottom" border="0" alt="" /&gt;s&lt;/em&gt;, from Latin &lt;em&gt;m&lt;img src="http://www.englishforums.com/images/pronunciation/amacr.gif" align="absBottom" border="0" alt="" /&gt;ior&lt;/em&gt;, greater. See &lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.englishforums.com/61/roots/IE308.html"&gt;meg-&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; in Appendix I. &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td align="right"&gt;&lt;font&gt;USAGE NOTE:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td&gt;When &lt;em&gt;majority&lt;/em&gt; refers to a particular number of votes, it takes a singular verb: &lt;em&gt;Her majority was five votes. His majority has been growing by 5 percent every year.&lt;/em&gt; When it refers to a group of persons or things that are in the majority, it may take either a singular or plural verb, depending on whether the group is considered as a whole or as a set of people considered individually. So we say &lt;em&gt;The majority elects &lt;/em&gt;(not &lt;em&gt;elect&lt;/em&gt;)&lt;em&gt; the candidate it wants&lt;/em&gt; (not &lt;em&gt;they want&lt;/em&gt;), since the election is accomplished by the group as a whole; but &lt;em&gt;The majority of the voters live&lt;/em&gt; (not &lt;em&gt;lives&lt;/em&gt;) &lt;em&gt;in the city,&lt;/em&gt; since living in the city is something that each voter does individually. â¢&lt;em&gt;Majority&lt;/em&gt; is often preceded by &lt;em&gt;great&lt;/em&gt; (but not by &lt;em&gt;greater&lt;/em&gt;) in expressing emphatically the sense of âmost ofâ: &lt;em&gt;The great majority approved.&lt;/em&gt; The phrase &lt;em&gt;greater majority&lt;/em&gt; is appropriate only when considering two majorities: &lt;em&gt;He won by a greater majority in this election than in the last.&lt;/em&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;</description></item><item><title>Re: On &amp;quot;data&amp;quot; pronunciation</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/OnDataPronunciation/gzgbr/post.htm#527442</link><pubDate>Sun, 15 Jun 2008 02:09:30 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:527442</guid><dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator><description>That psychology professor at UC Berkeley is misinformed on the subject.&lt;div&gt;Datum is the singular form.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Data is the plural form of datum.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Check Webster, Oxford, etc.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;A similar example would be &amp;quot;Media&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;Medium&amp;quot;; Medium is the singular form of Media.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Data can be used as a singular non-countable noun nowadays, but the latin origin of &amp;quot;Data&amp;quot; is &amp;quot;Datum&amp;quot;.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Nobody uses &amp;quot;Datas&amp;quot;, or worse, &amp;quot;Datae&amp;quot;.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Now, on the pronunciation...&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Before even thinking about how to pronounce &amp;quot;Data&amp;quot;, think about how you would pronounce &amp;quot;Datum&amp;quot;.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;If you start the first syllable of Media and Medium the same way, wouldn&amp;#39;t you do the same for first syllable of Data and Datum?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Here&amp;#39;s a little rote to help: &amp;quot;Orlando Bloom is cute, but I would never &amp;#39;Datum&amp;#39;.&amp;quot;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>Re: MM's 10-letter word</title><link>http://www.englishforums.com/English/Mms10LetterWord/47/gvbbj/Post.htm#521093</link><pubDate>Fri, 30 May 2008 23:34:26 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:521093</guid><dc:creator>Mister Micawber</dc:creator><description>.&lt;br /&gt;pejoration -- &lt;strong&gt;No.&amp;nbsp; What happened to &lt;em&gt;pluperfect&lt;/em&gt;?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Is it ... an adjective? a noun? a verb? -- &lt;strong&gt;A noun&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Would you say it&amp;#39;s related to ... grammar? vocabulary? pronunciation?--&lt;strong&gt; Pronunciation.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I&amp;#39;m not going to be very coy with this one, because I don&amp;#39;t think it&amp;#39;s in anyone&amp;#39;s active vocabulary.&amp;nbsp; I just happened to think of it because it&amp;#39;s related to Spoonerisms... and I had to look it up to check the spelling.&amp;nbsp; It is a phenomenon which produced this mouldy old joke:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span&gt;A Latino named Jose went to America to see the Yankees vs. the Red Socks. When he got his ticket, it was in the nosebleed section. He did not care what section he was in. Anyway, it was game day. Everyone stood for the National Anthem. When Jose got home, he said, &amp;quot;Mama, they made a song in America just for me.&amp;quot; -- &amp;quot;How does it go, hijo?&amp;quot; -- &amp;quot;It goes, &amp;#39;Jose, can you see?&amp;#39;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description></item></channel></rss>