I remember the exact moment I walked out... the swimming scene where Jennifer Lopez tells Jim Caviezel: "Kiss me someplace I've never been kissed before." I never saw the movie, but that's one of the sexiest, most romantic lines

Savvysavz wrote: Oh my God, that website really cracked me up!!! I would also recommend it to anyone who wants to crack his ribs Savvy I visited it... It's really crazy...

Savvysavz wrote: I would also recommend it to anyone who wants to crack his ribs Savvy It hurts less than being bumped into by a truck.

Oh my God, that website really cracked me up!!! I would also recommend it to anyone who wants to crack his ribs Savvy

Guest wrote: Music: When he was through singing he had a standing ovulation. I knew it...I can't be a singer. Look at what happened to that chap!

''Weather: Rain makes old cars lust. So be careful about that. Once a car starts lusting, there's no way to stop it!'' Hahaha This reminds me of a small conversation famous in a country: Two non-native friends practising their English:

Food: Do you like this food? I made it from scratching! LOL. I wonder what was being scratched. (head, bum, leg...?)

Very funny It reminds me of some mistakes my students make in their compositions. I usually write this kind of mistakes on the board and we have a laugh together

In honor of Valentine's Day... Top 10 Most Romantic Lines From New English Language Students: (From www.InnocentEnglish.com) 10. I fell in love with her the first time I sawed her. 9 He had such a worm heart. 8 We